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March 25, 2005

LOBSTERS IN THE NEWS

Let's hope Donovan doesn't get on the wrong truck and wind up in Reno.

Posted by on March 25, 2005 at 11:48 AM |

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Posted by: first | March 25, 2005 at 11:52 AM

"attract eating greats including Rich 'The Locust' LeFevre, a Nevada resident who is the watermelon-eating champion and the #3-ranked eater in the world, and his wife, Carlene, posole-eating champion and the world's #7-ranked eater."
Now there is a couple that would strike fear into any establishment that offers an "All You Can Eat" buffet.

Posted by: igloo | March 25, 2005 at 11:59 AM

A great match would be Rich and Carlene in a tag-team Texas DeathMatch with a pair of White Sharks off the Great Barrier Reef. My money would be on Rich and Carlene.

Posted by: igloo | March 25, 2005 at 12:02 PM

oh, THAT donovan. i thought you meant the Mellow Yellow Donovan. One reallly happy lobster.

Posted by: queensbee | March 25, 2005 at 12:10 PM

"That same evening the woman who would liberate the aging crustacean fell in love with the lobster..."
The immediate Captain and Tennile earwig that pops up is Muskrat Love. Of course there was another Singer of His Daveness's generation with the name Donovan, who had a great hit, "Mellow Yellow". Which is a real bad earwig. Seek medical help if infected.

Posted by: igloo | March 25, 2005 at 12:10 PM

John Bump sounds like the smartest one out there.

Posted by: slyeyes | March 25, 2005 at 12:13 PM

oooohhh! Queensbee. Thanks for the simulpost. I will always remember this moment.

Posted by: igloo | March 25, 2005 at 12:16 PM

when they set Donovan free is he going to Atlantis?

Way down, below the ocean, is where I wanna be....

Posted by: insomniac | March 25, 2005 at 12:32 PM

I'd make a comment, but I'm in a hurry to get to Red Lobster.

Oh, and TM thingy.

Posted by: Graz | March 25, 2005 at 12:37 PM

Happy Birthday Graz!

*loves Graz Donovan as a Birthday present*

Posted by: Mad "about Weasel" Scientist | March 25, 2005 at 12:45 PM

Well, it IS lent...could someone please pass me the butter and that big hammer?

Posted by: Esther | March 25, 2005 at 12:46 PM

Thanks, Mad!

Posted by: Graz | March 25, 2005 at 12:51 PM

The way these stories are going today, Donovan must be driving the truck himself.

Posted by: slyeyes | March 25, 2005 at 01:04 PM

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Posted by: Anonymous.... | March 25, 2005 at 02:34 PM

Boy oh boy, igloo, you are one promiscuous guy! I thought our simulpost meant something to you bue now I see that you are available for simulposting anywhere, anytime - hmmph!

So, in your honor:

They call me mellow yellow
quite rightly...

Earwig away, my friend :)

Posted by: Eleanor | March 25, 2005 at 02:47 PM

oh, those randy shellfish. of course, i'm kosher....... ha, thanks igloo, and its not that bad an earworm.....

Posted by: queensbee | March 26, 2005 at 03:12 AM

Red is the color of my true love's claws, in the morning, when we rise...

Posted by: Corn | March 26, 2005 at 08:31 AM

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