LOBSTER INTELLIGENCE

UH-oh.

(Thanks to Shawn Morris)

Comments

[reneviht]

I know this isn't the best place to talk about eating the "cocroaches of the sea," but...Doesn't anyone else think "Lobsters on a roll" would be a good appetizer?

[qetzal]

Lobsters are everywhere?!!!

And I'm all out of drawn butter. Damn, damn, damn.

[Poop Dogg]

reneviht, I've been wondering, how do you do that? I mean, that "Here's Poop Dogg's link" thing. I think I need some need some Earthling help. Maybe if I ate somebody. Or a deer.

[Esther]

Why are all of you talking about eating lobster?!? Don't you get it - we are too stupid to even CATCH the damn things. If we tried to eat them, we would most likely just end up chewing our own limbs off.

[reneviht]

Naturally, in the post immediately following the one where I mention it being a good idea to check links by previewing, I fail to proofread the non-hyperlink part of my text... just make sure the only space inbetween the < and the > is between the a and href.

[reneviht]

I just realized I've posted the majority of the comments in this thread so far. Does that mean I can tax the other bloglits who try to post in it, or something?

[Uh-Oh]

I think I mentioned in another post on a thread several days ago, that I have the copyright for "Uh-Oh" and its common variations for use ont the blog site.

I am still awaiting a check for my royalties.

Unless, of course, Dave has decided to join me at our community Centennial Celebration this summer, at the home of the 7-gallons-to-flush toilet.

If that is the case, then royalties will be donated to a charity to be named later.

[Uh-Oh]

I think I mentioned in another post on a thread several days ago, that I have the copyright for "Uh-Oh" and its common variations for use ont the blog site.

I am still awaiting a check for my royalties.

Unless, of course, Dave has decided to join me at our community Centennial Celebration this summer, at the home of the 7-gallons-to-flush toilet.

If that is the case, then royalties will be donated to a charity to be named later.

[everysandwich]

If Slyeyes will join me, I'd like to take this opportunity to highly tout the lobster zone councils. Thank you.

[Uh-Oh]

Dang. Dangdangdang. My bad. (Switching over to the desktop P(iece)(of)C(rap). Forgot about the delay, even when on highspeed. Dang.

[qetzal]

But Esther, they're everywhere!

I'm just gonna drink beer til I fall over and land on one. Once I wake up, "dinner time!"

Yes, I know. It's an ingenious plan. That's just the clever kind of guy I am.

[Esther]

Brilliant, Qetzal! The beauty of your plan is its broad-range applicability. Just think of the possibilities!

[reneviht]

Esther, qetzal, and everysandwich owe me 10¥. Uh-Oh owes me 30¥ for the posts, as well as 20¥ for the double-post penalty. File promptly or you will be penalized.

[qetzal]

Why, thank you, Eshter!

Shay, how would you like to come over for some lobshter? Oh, and could you shtop by on the way and pick up more beer? (Urp!)

[slyeyes]

*joins everysandwich in touting the lobster zone councils*

They've been busy.

Also,

Their discoveries are turning traditional fisheries management assumptions on their head

I'd like to see the fisheries management on their heads.

[Poop Dogg]

reneviht, thank you.

[Poop Dogg]

Thanks again

[Marvin]

And I was just reading an article about health stuff in Fast Food chains and came across this sentence, which I have not edited:

"Indeed, identified a staphylococcal entro toxin that indeed caused the illness.”

[queensbee]

so, that's how donovan got captured, but freed?

[Jack]

I hear that a bunch of lobsters are writing columns for the Miami Herald. Is it true?

[slyeyes]

ahhhhhhhhhhhh, a guy is proposing to his girlfriend on the plaza on the Today Show.

*tissue time!*

Both of my girls are home!! Of course, this means Meghan has competition in the Princess Department. hee hee

And, it's time for me to start breakfast; apple-stuffed French Toast and bacon.

Bon Appetit!

[Eleanor]

This is a wonderful article -
Favorite sentence:

little lobster fox holes!

Let's hear it for the lobsters!