LAW-ENFORCEMENT OFFICIAL OF THE DECADE
Here's a man we can all get behind. Or something.
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March 24, 2005
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His nickname amongst friends is "Biffy."
*snort*
Posted by: Targetgirl | March 24, 2005 at 09:27 AM
Too bad he's not running for Chief of Sanitation.
Posted by: antiroach | March 24, 2005 at 09:31 AM
That photo doesn't show his best side.
Posted by: MOTW | March 24, 2005 at 09:32 AM
I've heard he's full of it.
Posted by: powerhungry | March 24, 2005 at 09:36 AM
Making public urination a thing of the past.
Posted by: tyler | March 24, 2005 at 09:40 AM
yipes! he's scary lookin'
Posted by: ceeg22 | March 24, 2005 at 09:46 AM
I just can't believe he beat Billy Sonthecrapper. Sometimes I wonder if there is any point to democracy.
Posted by: Christobol | March 24, 2005 at 09:48 AM
Bet his campaign ends up in the crapper real soon.
Posted by: Phil Agreed | March 24, 2005 at 09:57 AM
Is it me (of course it is!) or does he look incredibly like a young Barney Fife?
Posted by: Diane | March 24, 2005 at 10:15 AM
How can he NOT have changed his name by now? Did he learn nothing in public school? At least his name isn't Dick Outhouse. Or Harold Richard Outhouse. Or...
*slap*
I'll stop now...
Posted by: Somewhere North | March 24, 2005 at 10:26 AM
where's the Moon????
Posted by: Jaggy | March 24, 2005 at 10:33 AM
Who in the world would want to rob the outhouse??
Posted by: Flash | March 24, 2005 at 10:53 AM
Maybe it's one of those subliminal messages:
Drink Coca Cola
Buy Popcorn
Rob Outhouse
Posted by: Flash | March 24, 2005 at 10:55 AM
My money's on Dog the Bounty Hunter...
Posted by: Candy Tutt | March 24, 2005 at 11:18 AM
dear sherriff boondocks: change your name.
Hi, I'm Rob Outhouse, I come from a long line of outhouses... oh brother. what is wrong with these people. crikey.
Posted by: queensbee | March 24, 2005 at 12:02 PM
Oh. When I saw the URL, I thought it was "Robot House." That would be a cool law-enforcement official too.
Posted by: reneviht | March 24, 2005 at 12:19 PM
His eyes follow you around when you move about or scroll. Creepy.
Posted by: Deontologist | March 24, 2005 at 12:30 PM
From today's Auburn, NY "Citizen":
"I'm quite confident we run a good facility here," Sheriff Rob Outhouse said."
Posted by: Aiki | March 24, 2005 at 12:57 PM
That is one Outhouse that won't take any s***!
Posted by: Chris | March 24, 2005 at 02:14 PM
Wait a minute - Are we still in the Blog time warp. We're just now voting in a 2002 campaign?
And btw - my apologies for not posting recently. We've just moved cross country, and I've been out of touch with the blog for about three weeks. I'm just now getting back - have I missed anything important?
Posted by: Zaphod | March 24, 2005 at 02:53 PM
I suppose his Official logo is a quarter moon.
Isn't it nice of Dave to lob such easy ones?
Posted by: Matt Filar | March 24, 2005 at 03:18 PM
I remember Johnny Carson talking about the family name of "Outhouse." He grew up with some in Nebraska. But he said it was pronounced "oh thoo see"
Didn't keep people from making fun of the name, though.
Posted by: slyeyes | March 24, 2005 at 03:30 PM
Rob Outhouse won the election? That stinks! I voted for that other guy, Rob Banks.
Posted by: Corn | March 24, 2005 at 09:24 PM
Some are talkers - others doers:
I was driving through a deserted stretch of land in Cayuga County NY and on top of a hill, surounded by grassy open land was a beautiful totally pro sign "Elect Rob Outhouse Sheriff 2002". I knew what I had to do. Off road, I drove to the bottom of the hill, climbed it, and gently removed the sign. As I write this it is on the wall in my personal office, to the right of my desk, here in Boston, MA. I imagine the shire is justly proud of him for swimming so well against the current of self-conscious yuppie names. His name is worthy of a place in Tobias Smollett!
Posted by: Chrissa | April 17, 2005 at 09:07 PM
My dad went to high school with him. He had another friend named Peachy Butts. Not kidding.
Posted by: Numenor | October 12, 2006 at 10:02 PM
I'm taking my Rob Outhouse sign to deer camp and you can guess where the place of honor will be.
Posted by: Scott | October 25, 2006 at 02:54 PM