KILLER DEER UPDATE

It's worse than we thought.

(Thanks to Doug Boeringer)

Update: The alligators are fighting back.

(Thanks to Mike Hapner)

Comments

[Zoodle]

FIRST !!!!!!!!

[Mahatma Kane Jeeves]

Might be dogs . . .

[Zoodle]

Oh my gosh that was exciting. All you anti-firsters out there cannot rain on my parade...what a great start to my day!! :)

Okay, now to say something intelligent about the article...um....crunchy baby bird parts...

I got nothing.

[Cheri]

I suspect the menopausal women of Rum Island who obviously can't afford calcium supplements and are using the unsuspecting deer as scapegoats.

[kibby F5�]

Ah, Zoodle you promised I would be the next FIRST!

I think it's quite clear that a massive bbq is involved.

...Leg and wing bones were also missing.

[Zoodle]

MKJ - how do you come up with this stuff??!

You're a genius.

[blige]

Mick Blunt

"Uh yeah, I'll have a Big Mac with no pickle, two six piece McNuggets, a medium diet coke, two McBlunts, and large coffee."

[Esther]

You know, 69% of those eating chocolate easter bunnies start with the ears. I wonder if this is the same percentage of sheep eating birds feet first?

[Christobol]

I don't think the deer realize the chicks need their legs and heads. I think this is just a misunderstanding. Like when I used to steal people's kneecaps.

[Eleanor]

Key quote:
They come out mainly at night for a mosey around. This is when there are rich pickings to be had, especially if there's a full moon and the chicks are clearly visible."

OK, now I'm sacred, Dave - thanks!
First, fish, now birds!

*starts building a bunker for humans*

[Eleanor]

Praise the Lord!!!!

The alligators will save us!

Thank you Dave, for giving us hope!

[kibby F5�]

From the update - ..dropping flaming fuel-filled ping pong balls..

COOOOL

*Races home to try it out*

[Mahatma Kane Jeeves]

Zoods: Ya just find out where everything is, and remember how you found it, and voilà! Much easier than coming up with something original to say . . .

[Zoodle]

Okay. You know in Junior High School when the cool/sexy guy acknowledges you in the hallway one day (he says something exciting like "Hi")? And you know how you float around for a week thinking "Oh my God HE said Hi to me"? And you know how you write it in your journal and tell all your girlfriends?

Well...thats how I feel about Kibby talking to me. And I'm not making that up. I'm such a dork.

Oh and by the way (heres the "telling all your girlfriends" part)....Peri says she's thrilled by proxy.

[kibby F5�]

I see the animal Kingdom lining up.

Fish -vs- Deer
Deer -vs- Fish AND Chicks
Alligator -vs- Deer

MAN! Makes the 30 Years War look simple.

[Mahatma Kane Jeeves]

Re: Aligator update: Click on the photo for 300dpi image, right click and save

I won't. And you can't make me.

[kibby F5�]

*blushes at Zoodle's post*

...a...shucks zoodle

*tries to clip out screen so to pin it on the wall*

[Eleanor]

Glad you're having a good day Zoodle! kibby can do that to a girl -don't ask me how I know!

*claps for Zoodle's good day*
*claps for kibby's charisma*

[Ike]

Which is why we should be allowed to carry a gun in our boats (or helicopter)...

[tyler]

Zoodle- I know KF5 talked me off of the ledge yesterday, seems like a nice fellow. I think he likes you. I'll find out.

kibby check one:
_ you like zoodle kinda
_ you like zoodle and want to hold hands
_ you like zoodle and want to kanoodle
_ you don't like zoodle
_ zoodle take a flying leap
_ zoodle, I am gay (NTTAWWT)

I'll give this to him in homeroom. tehee.

[kibby F5�]

*blushes more*

I'd be careful with all that clapping because someone's got that Ogasmatron I modified.

[Buddha]

"Amputations characteristic of sheep attacks..."

I bet they don't hear that very often down at your local Police Forensics squad.

[Christobol]

Can't keep up!

Here's the circle of life, illustrated.

[Deontologist]

[whispers to Kibby]

Tyler told me that Peri said that Zoodle thinks you are cute. Should I tell Tyler to tell Peri to ask Zoodle if you will sit by her at lunch?

Oh, and nice Hash jeans!

[insomniac]

can't believe no one's said this but...

"If they took the bones out they wouldn't be crunchy!"

(or as nutritious, apparently)

[Confused in Houston]

That 'gator is definitely playing with his food.

[Confused in Houston]

That 'gator is definitely playing with his food.

[Mango]

Dave forgot to mention that "Flaming Fuel Filled Ping Pong Balls" would be an excellent name for a rock band.

[qetzal]

Speaking of band names, is it true that Manx Shearwater Chicks are Scotlands answer to the Dixie Chicks?

Just wondering....