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"Mr. Manilow, do you now, or have you at any time, or do you plan at any time in the future, or, will you have doneso at sometime if I later ask, erm... oh yeah, do you suck?"
"No."
"Liar!"
Posted by: Christobol | March 18, 2005 at 04:50 AM
His nose isn't going to get smaller.
Posted by: Bill | March 18, 2005 at 04:54 AM
Next there will be a aged Manilow fan standing bare chested with,"Get your premium seating shame off my breasts" written on their chest..
Posted by: Sean | March 18, 2005 at 04:59 AM
"Barry Manilow fans are a loyal, thick-skinned and long-persecuted breed"
He forgot to add, "And they are all members of "The Pepsi Generation, comin' at ya, goin' strong!"
Posted by: SteveB | March 18, 2005 at 04:59 AM
I think Barry should just change his name to "Dragapella" and be done with it. I know I'd like him better that way.
Did I say that out loud?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 18, 2005 at 05:01 AM
Hey, let's all join the "Barry Manilow International Fan Club"!
You first . . .
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | March 18, 2005 at 05:04 AM
US Senate
Conference Subcommittee on Bad Music
Kennedy: Imagine me and you I do
Kerry: I think about you day and night
Biden: It's only right
Clinton: To think about the man you love
Feingold: And hold him tight
All: So happy together
McCain: If I should call you up invest a dime
Frist: And you say you belong to me
Leiberman: And ease my mind
McCain: Imagine how the world could be
Obama: So very fine
All: So happy together
Manilow: I can see me lovin' nobody but you
For all my life
When you're with me baby the skies'll be blue
For all my life
Kennedy: Me and you and you and me
Kerry: No matter how they toss the dice
Roberts: It had to be
Specter: The only one for me is you
Sununu: And you for me
All: So happy together
Manilow: I can see me lovin' nobody but you
For all my life
When you're with me baby the skies'll be blue
For all my life
Dole: Me and you and you and me
DomeniciNo matter how they toss the dice
Obama: It had to be
Biden: The only one for me is you
Feingold: And you for me
All: So happy together
Kennedy: Me and you and you and me
Kerry: No matter how they toss the dice
McCain: It had to be
Roberts: The only one for me is you
Leiberman: And you for me
All: So happy together
So happy together
How is the weather
So happy together
We're happy together
So happy together
Happy together
So happy together
So happy together
Manilow: Wow that was fun! But, the Turtles wrote that, you know.
All: Yeah. It was fun. Seriously, though, you suck.
*dance ensues*
Posted by: Christobol | March 18, 2005 at 05:17 AM
Ensuing Dance wbagnfarb
Posted by: NotHere | March 18, 2005 at 05:27 AM
LOVE the Christobol posting, but I can't lose the image of Arlen Specter singing.
My son's science fair project is see the impact of various types of music on plant growth.
We had two types of plants under the lamps. The seeds we tried to grow were accidently exposed to Barry Manilow and withered before sprouting by the youngest child who borrowed a tape from Grandma.
A senseless, senseless loss.
Posted by: Wacked without an H | March 18, 2005 at 05:31 AM
Suppose this is as good a place as any to drop in a comment I forgot to make yesterday.
Didja hear about the Irish homosexuals?
Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick.
Posted by: Balanchine | March 18, 2005 at 05:32 AM
Wacked: good segue. I've always thought of Arlen Specter (tm) as plant growth myself.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 18, 2005 at 05:33 AM
i guess they arent fighting for seats in the back. ha..dragapella, har.... but help. at the dentist yesterday - he was playing an oldies station..... 2 neil d. songs while i was there, and i still have the earworm. that was worse than the dental work.... and i do think that congress, having nothing better to do, [or being able to do nuthin anyway]SHOULD look into bad songs. yeah.
Posted by: queensbee | March 18, 2005 at 05:45 AM
Excellent, C-bol! As usual.
Posted by: rita | March 18, 2005 at 05:45 AM
I guess there's no point in mentioning that I actually like Neil Diamond.
But have I mentioned that I met Don Henley?
Posted by: rita | March 18, 2005 at 05:47 AM
FOR RITA
I am, I said
to no one there
and no one cared at all
not even the chair
And yes rita you have mentioned that you met Don Henley and I am very jealous:
this is the end of
the age of innocence
Posted by: Eleanor | March 18, 2005 at 05:57 AM
AND FOR ALL OTHERS
Oh Mandy,
you came and you gave without taking
Oh Mandy
Posted by: Eleanor | March 18, 2005 at 05:59 AM
Wow, Eleanor, you picked my favorite ND song!
Who cares if it makes no sense at all?
Posted by: rita | March 18, 2005 at 06:17 AM
That's why it's so great, rita - it's so silly, but in a very mournful way!
I know that whenever I'm upset my chair always says to me, "there, there, everything will be allright"
Posted by: Eleanor | March 18, 2005 at 06:22 AM
My chair says, "Get that smelly dog puke off me."
Zippy went through this puking phase when I first got him.......
Posted by: rita | March 18, 2005 at 06:25 AM
Seriously, Dave. What kind of person would pay $253.50 for a Manilow ticket? Actually, I imagine Congresspersons might, although that doesn't make much sense either because as far as I know, the first requirement to being a Congressperson is being hard of hearing, followed closely by being not so prudent with money.
Posted by: Doug | March 18, 2005 at 07:00 AM
Seriously, Dave. What kind of person would pay $253.50 for a Manilow ticket? Actually, I imagine Congresspersons might, although that doesn't make much sense either because as far as I know, the first requirement to being a Congressperson is being hard of hearing, followed closely by being not so prudent with money.
Posted by: Doug | March 18, 2005 at 07:00 AM
WHHAAAAAATT I so did not post twice.
Posted by: Doug | March 18, 2005 at 07:05 AM
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
that is all.
Posted by: opiesgirl | March 18, 2005 at 07:13 AM
Didja ever consider the trauma a guy goes through because his initials are...BM??!!
Concert seats causing a flap
Make fans feel they've gotten a slap
But they'll attend even though
They've heard all of Manilow--
They don't know his music is crap!
Posted by: Candy Tutt | March 18, 2005 at 07:42 AM
Maybe ND and BM (funny, Candy) could be restricted to their own station that is guarded by some sort of parental control device to prevent parents from causing irreparable damage to the fragile, developing psyches of their children.
Just a thought.
What's up with the banana song, anyway?
Posted by: Reluctant Floridian | March 18, 2005 at 08:02 AM
Too late. My mom got me to actually LIKE Neil Diamond's music. Of course, I was warped to begin with, so no real damage was done.
So how old IS Barry Manilow? And can we get him on a perjury charge if he tells us the wrong one?
Posted by: Alex | March 18, 2005 at 11:07 AM
for $253.50 I could get a Juicy Couture Bowler Bag and still have almost $50 left to put in it.
Posted by: ceeg22 | March 18, 2005 at 11:11 AM
Say what you will, I still like Neil Diamond stuff. I mean, he won an Oscar (yeah I know [not NO]yadda yadda). I can still sing his songs in my bus and nobody laughs at me.
Posted by: Candy Tutt | March 18, 2005 at 11:13 AM