DO NOT CLICK ON THIS LINK BEFORE BREAKFAST
In fact, do not click on this link, period. That is all.
(Thanks to Bill Geraghty)
« Previous | Main | Next »
In fact, do not click on this link, period. That is all.
(Thanks to Bill Geraghty)
You can follow this conversation by subscribing to the comment feed for this post.
As a final step before posting your comment, enter the letters and numbers you see in the image below. This prevents automated programs from posting comments.
Having trouble reading this image? View an alternate.
I guess I should be thankful for the webfilter @ my work. It actually blocked the site because it was under the category of "tasteless"!
You're blog however is not tasteless, since it still lets me view it.
Posted by: Captain Platypus | March 30, 2005 at 03:22 AM
Hah! Luckily I didn't see the pics. I can think of a lot better "show me your" sites you could have greeted us with this morning, Dave. Such as:
Show me your impersonation of Cher being eaten by a millipede
or
Show me how to drop a bear from 90 feet using only a ukelele
or
Show me your collection of "Spoons of the Midwest", which you keep in a locker full of naked supermodels.
Posted by: Christobol | March 30, 2005 at 03:41 AM
A small attempt to elevate the current theme that seems to have taken flight this am.
"As quick as lightning, in the breach Just in the place where honour's lodged, As wise philosophers have judged, Because a kick in that place more Hurts honour than deep wounds before."
Samuel Butler
"Of all the griefs that harass the distress'd, Sure the most bitter is a scornful jest; Fate never wounds more deep the generous heart, Than when a blockhead's insult points the dart."
Samuel Johnson
"Ce qui nous rend la vanite des autres insupportable, c'est qu'elle blesse la notre.
[That which makes the vanity of others unbearable to us is that which wounds our own.]"
Francois Duc de la Rochefoucauld.
Dave, was it the Anchovies on the Pizza last night that has inspired this mornings ruminations?
Posted by: igloo | March 30, 2005 at 04:03 AM
For the curious, the hosting name server for the "Wounds" crew is...
SHARKTOOTHHOSTING.COM
Coincidence? I think not.
Posted by: igloo | March 30, 2005 at 04:05 AM
Granted, I have a morbid fascination and curiosity with these things (I've assisted surgeries at my wife's animal hospital and I'm not even a vet or tech or anything!).
Congratulations Dave, that may be the most fantastic site I've seen in a long time.
**reminds self to show the wife tonight**
Posted by: Brian B | March 30, 2005 at 04:50 AM
This sounds like something Richard Dawson would say on the old Family Feud, "Show me...WOUND!"
Posted by: lurker | March 30, 2005 at 04:56 AM
If you think that this site is tasteless you should not follow their links...yuk.
Posted by: Kasi | March 30, 2005 at 04:59 AM
"We do not want re-hashed, internet found, photos of dead/mangled/dismembered people. If you have original pictures of dead / mangled/ dismembered people, send/sell them ....."
by all means. ewww.
these peeps obviously have way too much time on their hands. or whatever bodypart.
Posted by: queensbee | March 30, 2005 at 05:01 AM
btw, "Buenos The Spider (Monkey)" WBAGNFA WHO Song.
sort of...
Posted by: lurker | March 30, 2005 at 05:05 AM
dang, wrong thread.
Posted by: lurker | March 30, 2005 at 05:09 AM
Jeff,
Unless you're a cat, I think you're safe.
I've only assisted once or twice. Once they had a cat with a blocked urinary tract so they had to go in and remove the blockage. Basically, all I did was work the suction. There was a complication and the bladder ruptured so I had to suction out the urine while the doctor fixed the bladder. After that, I was responsible for monitoring vitals while he was closing up.
It was pretty sweet.
Posted by: Brian B | March 30, 2005 at 05:40 AM
I found the "You Still Act Like a Fat Chick" article sweet -
Posted by: dialtone2u | March 30, 2005 at 05:48 AM
Caution. This comment contains the word gash. If you don't want to read the word gash, please skip to the next comment.
Show me your (not you're) wound? No thanks.
Show me your (not yore) gash? O.K.
VGB
Posted by: vladias | March 30, 2005 at 05:58 AM
These people want to look at wounds? Having worked in a hospital, I can affirm that this is not an enjoyable passtime.
I can already watch lots of mangled dead people on CSI so I don't see the challenge in finding pics of them on the internet. And rarely do those sites have Warrel, Grishom and a plot to go along with them. What's the point really?
Posted by: Somewhere North | March 30, 2005 at 06:04 AM
Now naked guys I can see searching for. In fact, I can see expending copious amounts of company time searching for this "art". But naked dead guys? The thrill is gone...
Posted by: Somewhere North | March 30, 2005 at 06:13 AM
*skips over Brian B.'s post re cat surgery*
Jeff, was it really necessary to repost it? I think not.
I didn't click on the "Wound" link, since I have to hold my hand in front of my eyes when they do the autopsy on NCIS -
*zips out*
*will not be returning to this thread*
Posted by: Eleanor | March 30, 2005 at 08:51 AM
The "toenail ripper" submission was especially pleasant. Ill-fitting rented ski boots will do the same thing. Trust me on this.
*shivers*
Posted by: Spiny Norman | March 30, 2005 at 10:07 AM
The toenail ripper was the only one I looked at. Several years ago, getting into my car with sandals on I ripped my big toenail. About half of it, not the whole thing, and not a drop of blood. It only started hurting when I looked at it...I thought I had just bumped it at first.
Posted by: Susan | March 30, 2005 at 10:32 AM
As a make-up artist, this site could actually be useful to me as a reference source. So I guess I should thank you, Dave.
Sometimes my life disturbs even me.
Posted by: AlanBoss | March 30, 2005 at 06:54 PM
Dave
if your referring to my comment about not giving a "tooth pick" or a "glass of water " to two fornicating Gorilla's in Jackass Flats,Arizona before breakfast.....well you must realize I was kidding.
Bill Geraghty
Posted by: bgeraghty | October 06, 2005 at 02:41 PM