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I got nuthin'.
Posted by: rita | March 24, 2005 at 08:00 AM
I've got more than Rita, but I doubt I can ride it all the way to Hollywood...
Posted by: jamester | March 24, 2005 at 08:01 AM
"..gotten the SHAFT" HAHA! I get it!! HAHAHA!! rita don't you get it? HAHA! SHAFT!!!
Posted by: Dave (not Barry.. calm down) | March 24, 2005 at 08:01 AM
Is it the Easter Brown Bunny?
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | March 24, 2005 at 08:03 AM
I get it (ha!), I just couldn't think of anything witty to say, even after reading the article.
Maybe someone else has something I can ride to Hollywood?
Posted by: rita | March 24, 2005 at 08:04 AM
Sure are some quirky people in so.cal!
Eleanor?
Posted by: igloo | March 24, 2005 at 08:07 AM
I'm just afraid of what related items MKJ will find and post from Ebay.
Posted by: Brainy Jello | March 24, 2005 at 08:09 AM
I don't get it...
Posted by: julietine | March 24, 2005 at 08:09 AM
I call bullshit!
Posted by: GDogg | March 24, 2005 at 08:12 AM
how can I put this...
He had Chloe Sevigny perform fellatio on him and he wants to be paid for it?
I'm surprised his testicles fit in the frame!
Posted by: insomniac | March 24, 2005 at 08:17 AM
BrainyJ: what?
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | March 24, 2005 at 08:17 AM
Okay, Julietine, maybe some guys will volunteer to ride us to somewhere in Florida. The beach, maybe?
Posted by: rita | March 24, 2005 at 08:20 AM
I second that, GDogg!
Posted by: antiroach | March 24, 2005 at 08:20 AM
She did do that???..I did not know she was a Porn actress too???
Posted by: julietine | March 24, 2005 at 08:23 AM
"Your honor, they did not pay me for my work."
"We need proof, lets see the evidence."
*zzziiip*
*flop*
*gasp*
"My god! Its like you have a kickstand!"
Posted by: tyler | March 24, 2005 at 08:23 AM
rita, pick me up at Miami International in six hours?
Posted by: Dave (not Barry.. calm down) | March 24, 2005 at 08:25 AM
The possibility of court action in this matter reminds me of a scene from an old Simpsons:
Chief Wiggam: I've got pictures of you, Quimby!
Mayor Quimby: You don't scare me, that could be anybody's ass.
Could somebody explain to me why Gallo used a stunt double for this, er, shot?
Posted by: Lairbo | March 24, 2005 at 08:32 AM
Although I AM in so.CA, igloo, since I do not have a penis I feel that a comment from me would be inappropriate!
However, I will say -
Almost heaven, West Vagina :)
Posted by: Eleanor | March 24, 2005 at 08:34 AM
Isn't it ironic that someone with the name of Gallo is not hung?
* ducks and runs *
Posted by: antiroach | March 24, 2005 at 08:35 AM
watch out because...
"Ow, Chloe Sevigny!" = Yo ! Loves chewing."
Posted by: insomniac | March 24, 2005 at 08:36 AM
I can't believe Dave posted this, but not the article I sent him about the cannnibalistic fairy shrimp that they recently discovered in Idaho, of all places. It was way funnier.
Posted by: Flash | March 24, 2005 at 08:37 AM
Flash, Christobol posted about the fairy shrimp on his blog a few days ago. Take heart.
Posted by: Targetgirl | March 24, 2005 at 08:50 AM
Fellatio?
One can get paid for this being done TO him?
*this'll REALLY change the world of *
STOP TYPING OUT LOUD! idiot
Posted by: kibby F5� | March 24, 2005 at 09:00 AM
Here's an interesting artifact (Adults only?)
Yellow for caution: crude language & crudely executed wooden statues in a bottle
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | March 24, 2005 at 09:09 AM
Flash: I think they're overwhelmed by the amount of email they get (per Judi yesterday), and don't get to see everything people send in. Can you imagine how much spam they get, with their email address on the internet for God and everybody to see?
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | March 24, 2005 at 09:13 AM
Sounds to me like it was Chloe who got shafted...
Posted by: Maggirat | March 24, 2005 at 09:29 AM
Scrolling down to the last line:
'Click here for all you need to know about VINCE GALLO'
folks, the article gave me WAY more than I needed already...
Posted by: Candy Tutt | March 24, 2005 at 11:08 AM