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March 25, 2005
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I said it once and I'll say it again. Boobies, is there anything they can't do?
Posted by: tyler | March 25, 2005 at 07:22 AM
That's the breast idea I've heard yet!
Posted by: Dave (not Barry.. calm down) | March 25, 2005 at 07:25 AM
It's a double play!
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | March 25, 2005 at 07:41 AM
Ooooh, a double header!
Posted by: antiroach | March 25, 2005 at 07:41 AM
Judi, will you model that bra for us during your webcam session tonight? Pretty Please??
Posted by: Dave (not Barry.. calm down) | March 25, 2005 at 07:43 AM
anti: GMTA!
. . . has dolls of the team's furry mascots "Clutch" and female "Clucchina"
They seem to be clutching just fine (I know I would . . )
Posted by: MKJ | March 25, 2005 at 07:46 AM
I dunno, she looks rampart-deprived if you ask me.
Posted by: MOTW | March 25, 2005 at 07:47 AM
I will be singing the National Anthem at the Marlins/Mets game tonight at Roger Dean Stadium. Perhaps when I say "ramparts" I provide a visual aid as well.
(Then again, unless the spectators bring binoculars they probably won't even notice my ramparts..."not only am I the president, I'm also a member of The Itty Bitty Titty Committee")
Posted by: Edelweiss | March 25, 2005 at 07:51 AM
I will be singing the National Anthem at the Marlins/Mets game tonight at Roger Dean Stadium. Perhaps when I say "ramparts" I should provide a visual aid as well.
(Then again, unless the spectators bring binoculars they probably won't even notice my ramparts..."not only am I the president, I'm also a member of The Itty Bitty Titty Committee")
Posted by: Edelweiss | March 25, 2005 at 07:51 AM
Maybe they're nanoparts, Edel? And break a leg!!
Posted by: antiroach | March 25, 2005 at 08:18 AM
Edelweiss: do you do "Edelweiss"?
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | March 25, 2005 at 08:38 AM
This'd work just fine over here, especially for football.
Posted by: Shpip | March 25, 2005 at 08:52 AM
It doesn't seem to be of much use in public society. Just imagine what it would look like if you (girls) wore it to work (with a shirt on).
Posted by: Marvin | Paranoid Android | March 25, 2005 at 08:54 AM
And why is the symbol on the baseball cap, as well as 'Rakuten' in different language than 'EAGLES'?! Is there no alternative word available?
Posted by: Marvin | Paranoid Android | March 25, 2005 at 08:55 AM
arent eagles protected animals?
Posted by: Bangi | March 25, 2005 at 08:57 AM
HAPPY INDEPENDANCE DAY!!!!!!!!
[ it is, for Bangladesh...u know, like in the George Harrison song]
Posted by: bangladeshi_gurl | March 25, 2005 at 09:09 AM
MKJ - Only when I open for Austrian games!
Posted by: Edelweiss | March 25, 2005 at 09:12 AM
*sneaks up behind bangi and lights a large firecracker, places it on the floor and runs away*
Posted by: djtonyb | March 25, 2005 at 09:14 AM
*runs up to DJT*
*hands DJT the firecracker*
hey..u dropped this
Posted by: Bangi | March 25, 2005 at 09:16 AM
ASSOTA
"Completing the theme, the bra is trimmed with a real eagle's feather, underwear maker Triumph said."
Gadzooks! A Legendary maker of motorcyles is now making bras?
OH MY GOD. The end days are here. Walking Octopi; The entire animal kingdom going postal; Male appendages growing out of arms; Dave Barry on hiatus(or Peyote). It is as if Stephen King has been appointed by God to script the final days.
Posted by: igloo | March 25, 2005 at 09:18 AM
*tosses firecracker into random back yard in Pleasantville*
INCOMING!
Posted by: djtonyb | March 25, 2005 at 09:24 AM
djtonyb - I think whoever designed the Golden Gate bridge also worked on her bra... I'm thinking steel girders and meter-thick cables...
The again, I think Mrs Jose Lima uses anti-gravity fields....
Posted by: Higgy | March 25, 2005 at 09:25 AM
Higgy -
<announcer voice> Coming up next on Modern Marvels on the History Channel - Great Engineering Achievements of the 20th Century...
Posted by: djtonyb | March 25, 2005 at 09:30 AM
DJT--ur sizzling today! LOL
I'd like to design a special thong to comme...comma...to honour this day...would u wear it for me ;) ?
Posted by: Bangi | March 25, 2005 at 09:33 AM
Thanx Jeff :) ...and plz tell ur bro a gurl in Bangladesh thanx him fer helpin raise 2.5 million fer us;)
Posted by: Bangi | March 25, 2005 at 09:36 AM
*makes appointment to have back waxed if he's going to be appearing in a thong*
Posted by: djtonyb | March 25, 2005 at 09:38 AM
begins to pick out dental floss for making The Special Thong (tm thingy).
Posted by: Bangi | March 25, 2005 at 09:44 AM
Jeff: or not
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | March 25, 2005 at 09:59 AM
Wonder if they'll have "Bra Day" at that ball park.
Posted by: slyeyes | March 25, 2005 at 10:42 AM
Sports teams never pass up an opportunity for a game day promotion to bring in the fans - this could work much better than the threadbare beach towel they give out once a season at the Padre games!
Posted by: Eleanor | March 25, 2005 at 11:11 AM
I'm hoping to meet the models for the volleyball and basketball versions.
Posted by: Writer's Cramp | March 25, 2005 at 11:44 AM
Ahh, spring......rampart season......
Posted by: Graz | March 25, 2005 at 12:41 PM
at last ... a woman with balls.
Posted by: sj | March 25, 2005 at 02:14 PM
You know, I'm seeing a potential downside here. Sure, they want the buyer to wear the bra to a game... if she looks like that model. (And they had better hope it's a she.) I know a lot of baseball fans, and there's not many of them you would want to see with their shirts off.
Posted by: daisyj | March 25, 2005 at 03:56 PM