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March 25, 2005

BASEBALL NEWS

O'er the raaaaaaaaammmmmparts we watched...

(Thanks to Mahatma Jane)

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I said it once and I'll say it again. Boobies, is there anything they can't do?

That's the breast idea I've heard yet!

It's a double play!

Ooooh, a double header!

Judi, will you model that bra for us during your webcam session tonight? Pretty Please??

anti: GMTA!

. . . has dolls of the team's furry mascots "Clutch" and female "Clucchina"

They seem to be clutching just fine (I know I would . . )

I dunno, she looks rampart-deprived if you ask me.

I will be singing the National Anthem at the Marlins/Mets game tonight at Roger Dean Stadium. Perhaps when I say "ramparts" I provide a visual aid as well.

(Then again, unless the spectators bring binoculars they probably won't even notice my ramparts..."not only am I the president, I'm also a member of The Itty Bitty Titty Committee")

I will be singing the National Anthem at the Marlins/Mets game tonight at Roger Dean Stadium. Perhaps when I say "ramparts" I should provide a visual aid as well.

(Then again, unless the spectators bring binoculars they probably won't even notice my ramparts..."not only am I the president, I'm also a member of The Itty Bitty Titty Committee")

Maybe they're nanoparts, Edel? And break a leg!!

Edelweiss: do you do "Edelweiss"?

This'd work just fine over here, especially for football.

It doesn't seem to be of much use in public society. Just imagine what it would look like if you (girls) wore it to work (with a shirt on).

And why is the symbol on the baseball cap, as well as 'Rakuten' in different language than 'EAGLES'?! Is there no alternative word available?

arent eagles protected animals?

HAPPY INDEPENDANCE DAY!!!!!!!!
[ it is, for Bangladesh...u know, like in the George Harrison song]

MKJ - Only when I open for Austrian games!

*sneaks up behind bangi and lights a large firecracker, places it on the floor and runs away*

*runs up to DJT*
*hands DJT the firecracker*

hey..u dropped this

ASSOTA
"Completing the theme, the bra is trimmed with a real eagle's feather, underwear maker Triumph said."
Gadzooks! A Legendary maker of motorcyles is now making bras?
OH MY GOD. The end days are here. Walking Octopi; The entire animal kingdom going postal; Male appendages growing out of arms; Dave Barry on hiatus(or Peyote). It is as if Stephen King has been appointed by God to script the final days.

*tosses firecracker into random back yard in Pleasantville*

INCOMING!

djtonyb - I think whoever designed the Golden Gate bridge also worked on her bra... I'm thinking steel girders and meter-thick cables...

The again, I think Mrs Jose Lima uses anti-gravity fields....

Higgy -

&ltannouncer voice> Coming up next on Modern Marvels on the History Channel - Great Engineering Achievements of the 20th Century...

DJT--ur sizzling today! LOL
I'd like to design a special thong to comme...comma...to honour this day...would u wear it for me ;) ?

Thanx Jeff :) ...and plz tell ur bro a gurl in Bangladesh thanx him fer helpin raise 2.5 million fer us;)

*makes appointment to have back waxed if he's going to be appearing in a thong*

begins to pick out dental floss for making The Special Thong (tm thingy).

Jeff: or not

Wonder if they'll have "Bra Day" at that ball park.

Sports teams never pass up an opportunity for a game day promotion to bring in the fans - this could work much better than the threadbare beach towel they give out once a season at the Padre games!

I'm hoping to meet the models for the volleyball and basketball versions.

Ahh, spring......rampart season......

at last ... a woman with balls.

You know, I'm seeing a potential downside here. Sure, they want the buyer to wear the bra to a game... if she looks like that model. (And they had better hope it's a she.) I know a lot of baseball fans, and there's not many of them you would want to see with their shirts off.

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