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- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
That is a serious "guy gadget". Thanks for sharing! Can you put anyone's picture on there?
Posted by: Jessica R. | March 31, 2005 at 12:21 PM
stupid work filter, can't view video
drum|head speaks for itself. I won't spoil it by writing about it.
Posted by: MOTW | March 31, 2005 at 12:21 PM
Da Da Da Da DaDa....POW! POW!
Now it's gonna be stuck in my head all evening. Wouldn't mind making some people's heads go POW though. I'm with Jessica. Can it be customized?
Posted by: NotInBaghdad | March 31, 2005 at 12:29 PM
WTF is loopqoob.
Sounds like booger production enhancer. Not much else to say, still waiting on the video.
Posted by: igloo | March 31, 2005 at 12:36 PM
Jeez, Dave, I'm afraid if you keep cruising Gizmodo like this your wife is going to do an intervention on you...
Posted by: jamester | March 31, 2005 at 01:22 PM
Where's DJTonyB? I think he should know that Dave thinks he needs a little head.
*ducks*
Posted by: slyeyes | March 31, 2005 at 04:15 PM
I think Dave needs to work one of these into his live appearances.
Two days til Ceritos!
Posted by: AlanBoss | March 31, 2005 at 08:33 PM
I think Dave needs to work this into his live appearances.
Two days until Cerritos!
Posted by: AlanBoss | March 31, 2005 at 08:35 PM
As a radio announcer, I think I can speak for both Tony and myself when I say Thanks, but no thanks. Very creepy....I think I am going to have nightmares tonight...
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Posted by: Bob Doll | June 23, 2006 at 12:22 AM
So it appears That I am no longer on the kilt.
I killed it.
Posted by: Alfred | August 24, 2007 at 12:59 AM
yep
Murderer.
Posted by: Alfred | August 24, 2007 at 01:25 AM
Do you know what to do to fix it?
Posted by: Alfred | August 24, 2007 at 01:59 AM
No, I really don't.
I don't even know how it happened. I thought I was complimenting Sharon, instead it was the rudest insult ever.
Posted by: Alfred | August 25, 2007 at 02:27 AM
Then of course Cyn is now countering the point by saying I shouldn't say anything because I am not as smart.
Quit trying.
What she seems to miss is that if I stopped trying, I would never get better.
Frankly, it seems like everyone is highstrung, and having a hard time realizing this. Well, they might recognize the high strungness, but I highly doubt they would recognize there actions as something intelligent. They are letting the emotions get so far, and I end up trying not to scream.
Posted by: Pavel Fyodorovich 'Smerdyakov' | August 28, 2007 at 09:49 PM
Very true.
It is as if, they just decided that I am no longer welcome.
Two can play at this game. But I really wish I didn't have to.
Posted by: Alfred Simon Fyodorovich | August 29, 2007 at 09:01 PM
I honestly think they ditched us and found somewhere else. Just not telling us, kind of thing.
Posted by: Alfred Simon Fyodorovich | September 07, 2007 at 11:59 PM
That's ok. Working on dialogue means I have learned to write to myself.
Posted by: Alfred | September 08, 2007 at 12:01 AM
A little to easy in my opinion
Posted by: Alfred | September 08, 2007 at 12:02 AM
True.
But will anyone ever notice?
Dave's Blog is a vast thing.
Posted by: Alfred | September 08, 2007 at 12:02 AM
I agree. But do we want them to find us.
Posted by: Alfred | September 08, 2007 at 12:03 AM
I believe that we do.
On the other hand, it would be a very careful meeting.
I am certain on how they would react to this.
Posted by: Alfred | September 08, 2007 at 12:05 AM
Pretty much accepted that it would be taken as "Weird."
Man I'm tired. So much homework, it feels like some kind of weight on me.
Posted by: Alfred Simon Fyodorovich | October 15, 2007 at 06:15 PM
I got one worse for yah. Little sister having brain surgery and homework.
Posted by: Alfred Simon Fyodorovich | November 08, 2007 at 01:31 AM
yeah, that beets the old one.
Posted by: Alfred Simon Fyodorovich | November 08, 2007 at 01:31 AM
Merry Christmas myself
Posted by: Alfred Simon Fyodorovich | December 26, 2007 at 11:54 PM
Happy New Year To you
Posted by: Alfred Simon Fyodorovich | January 06, 2008 at 05:00 AM
So....Moving huh?
Posted by: Alfred | January 16, 2008 at 08:07 PM
Seems like it.
I hope Vegas is nice.
Posted by: Alfred | January 16, 2008 at 08:20 PM
why on earth does it take forever just to finish up a Resume?
Posted by: Alfred | January 22, 2008 at 10:12 PM
I have no idea.
Now on to the website.
Should be much easier.
Posted by: Alfred | January 30, 2008 at 02:57 AM
It seems that no one wants to hire me. Crap!
Posted by: Alfred | February 06, 2008 at 06:22 PM
Much worse now. Getting used to living back with folks. do not Want!
Posted by: Alfred | February 23, 2008 at 11:56 PM
What was up with that dream on moving to IDaho. Am I really supposed to go there.
What about San Francisco?
Posted by: Alfred | February 25, 2008 at 09:13 PM
Didn't get that job at 1up. It looked really nice.
It was going to be a really happy time if I had gotten it.
Posted by: Alfred | February 29, 2008 at 03:26 AM
Taking job for Bug Guy. Hopefully this leads to something better.
I wish I could find a way to date as well.
Posted by: Alfred | March 07, 2008 at 08:16 PM
As strange as it sounds. I think Bug Guy is looking really nice.
I hope it gets done well.
Posted by: Alfred | March 17, 2008 at 04:57 AM
Who was Cyn talking about. I don't understand her comment. I think she means me, and I can't understand why the news of my nephews birth is what set her off.
Posted by: Alfred | April 02, 2008 at 02:12 AM
Apparently I don't know, but no one is blaming me on this.
Life is great over here. working on 2 job possibilities. and all that. Great stuff.
Posted by: Alfred | April 05, 2008 at 02:55 AM
yeah, failed those.
But something big is about to happen. I don't know what, but it is big. And it will effect me personally, to the point that I will get a job out of it. Well god. I did as you said, you told me what to do, I did it.
Help me please.
Posted by: Alfred | June 20, 2008 at 03:18 AM
My own business of teaching games? Well now that was unexpected.
Posted by: Alfred | July 09, 2008 at 09:39 PM
As was suddenly needing to work at Eric's job to replace a worker. Weird.
Posted by: Alfred | July 21, 2008 at 12:15 AM
That was hard work. And the Seattle trip seemed to be a precursor to something important. I just don't know what.
Anyway, now I have work. Jared is helping me out, and it should pay for more stuff. Should be easy and fun. Lets see if that is true.
Posted by: Alfred | August 09, 2008 at 03:17 AM
It needed some work before I could do it easily. Now I need to take it and change it for a needed other thing I will find out tomorrow.
and the Wii SDK becons...
Posted by: Alfred | August 26, 2008 at 02:16 AM
They thought it was Bipolar. Turned out to be heat sickness.
Go figure.
And now i am busy. And happy that I can be busy, but able to do it all. I hope I can keep up.
Posted by: Alfred | September 10, 2008 at 01:01 AM
They didn't listen, and the hallucinations got worse.
I need to work this week. I need to study. I need to practice and get better.
I need to take care of a sick sister as well.
Posted by: Alfred | September 16, 2008 at 10:58 AM
Sister getting better. Studying still hard. Work needs to be done.
Trying to find the balance is kind of hard still, but I can finally find it.
May have to quit Isiantmu for a while until I have more time.
Posted by: Alfred | September 22, 2008 at 03:36 PM
Guess I need to study more. Graphing is just something that scares me. I need to face it though, this actual fear of math. I haven't let it on to anyone, but this math class scares me badly.
I guess my sister's problems, my other personal problems, and the many things I need to do and say keep on my mind. Something else to think about, a way to escape from Math.
Which is the funny part. At one time I loved math. I loved how simple and wonderful it was. Now I look at the problems, and feel like a trapped dog. I yell and scream at the equation. But it just doesn't work like it used to. And it scares me deeply.
Posted by: Alfred | October 19, 2008 at 05:42 AM
I have a great job. I don't think it will last. I love it, but the industry is being destroyed by the net. Really sad for me, and a really good idea to figure out what to do with this.
Posted by: Alfred | October 31, 2008 at 03:32 AM
It's been a while. I have great job, amazing life, and am still struggling but feel hopeful about everything. What I can't figure out, is why am i freaking out over a girl I like instead of being happy with these amazing blessings? It's obvious she likes someone else and wants very little to do with me. And here I am, unable to let it go. Or more precisely able to, but something keeps telling me to not give up. For what? Thats what I can't figure out, what am I waiting for?
Why should I care? She really is an amazing girl, but there are problems there and I don't see them getting fixed by us dating. Nor do I see myself being happy knowing she wants to talk to me.
Posted by: Alfred | January 15, 2010 at 01:45 AM
Wow. There was a two year break between two of those posts. I solved the problem with the girl. More problems to come though. In fact, she will probably be part of them.
Anyway, I have a good plan on how to deal with all of this homework. It has worked out pretty dang well for classes. I need to sign up for stuff that is on my map. So much to think about.
The brutal answer here is that I have to keep trucking along. But I would like some breaks to work on stuff. The Videogame needs to be made, and hey, lets also talk about the books. So scared of all of that. I wish I could get it all in place and let me go. Instead, I keep working to get A book finished, and keep typing away until I get published.
The same for videogames and all of that. Just keep chugging along. Eventually though, I need to get a real job, and a real life. It is wonderful here, but I don't really see where it will take me.
Posted by: Alfred | April 03, 2010 at 04:05 AM
I have finished up so much work. This week long spring break should be spent working on even more stuff. I think I will be attending the Steve Kent lectures just for the heck of it.
Posted by: Alfred | April 11, 2010 at 06:15 PM
A few months later and I am once again doing great. I might be screwing up in classes, but something keeps me here. I would guess it is the hand of the lord, but I don't think anyone else would want to make that conjecture.
Posted by: Alfred | October 18, 2010 at 03:11 AM