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"Couldn't they just count their bottles?"
"Shut up."
Posted by: Christobol | March 24, 2005 at 08:19 AM
What a coincidence.. my wife also counts every beer I drink and goes into "sleep mode" after 15 seconds of inactivity.
Posted by: Dave (not Barry.. calm down) | March 24, 2005 at 08:19 AM
Nobody knows the bottles I've drunk..
Now BottleSpy does!
Posted by: insomniac | March 24, 2005 at 08:20 AM
Dang thing won't be worth much if'n you're used to usin' yer teeth fer openin'. What if you drink from cans?
Posted by: MOTW | March 24, 2005 at 08:21 AM
Key Quote: "There can be no arguments about who's swallowed what"
What kind of drinking contest IS this?
Posted by: Sarcasmo | March 24, 2005 at 08:22 AM
SKANKSBORO, AR - Gladys Floppybottom swears by the new BottleSpy she bought online two months ago. "Before that, my husband Earl was a drunkard and a bastard. Now, he's just a bastard."
Her secret? She has rigged the BottleSpy to miscount the number of beers Earl has consumed in an evening. "Where he used to drink about a case, I've managed to get him down to about 14 beers a night. But he thinks he's drinking 143,000!"
When asked his opinion of the BottleSpy, it was discovered that Earl Floppybottom is, in fact, a pile of rags.
Posted by: Christobol | March 24, 2005 at 08:25 AM
I think I'm going to by the "Vibrating Head Massager" Since I.R. Allcock, it should be quite invigorating.
Posted by: Sarcasmo | March 24, 2005 at 08:25 AM
Batteries Included
It's a good thing.
Posted by: martha stewart | March 24, 2005 at 08:29 AM
So that's how they know there's "99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall, 98"
I could go on and on, but I'll stop before I reach negative numbers.
Posted by: Chris | March 24, 2005 at 09:03 AM
that may take the fun out of it for some...
Posted by: queensbee | March 24, 2005 at 09:08 AM
BottleSpy Commercial:
Voiceover-"Do you ever wonder if you might have a drinking problem?"
*Cut to rundown apartment, close up onto pile of beer bottles*
Haggard looking man climbing out from under pile of bottles-"Oh no, how much did I drink last night?"
"Hmm-No time to count these bottles, I'll check my BootleSpy."
"487?! I must be an alcoholic! Thanks BottleSpy!"
Voiceover-"If you suspect you have a drinking problem but were unsure how to tell, get BottleSpy and know for sure."
Posted by: tyler | March 24, 2005 at 09:09 AM
"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
Dave Barry"
With or without the counting.
Posted by: igloo | March 24, 2005 at 09:18 AM
I think this particular item would go missing from the junk drawer real quick . . .
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | March 24, 2005 at 09:20 AM
Have you ever woken up with the hangover from hell and thought ‘how did I get so drunk, I only had...'
I always know the exact answer, I only had ONE too many, the LAST one.
Duh!
Posted by: kibby F5� | March 24, 2005 at 09:29 AM
I have woken with a hangover..
Looked at the person in bed with me and thought... How did I get so drunk?
If only I had control over my taste in women when I'm pissed.....
I'm in the market for one of those machines.
Any leads MJK?
Posted by: Perceptive | March 24, 2005 at 02:42 PM
I have read posts and thought...
How did I screw up like that.
Of course I meant "Any leads MKJ"
Posted by: Perceptive | March 24, 2005 at 02:47 PM