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March 25, 2005


Now they're assaulting the Easter Bunny.

(Thanks to many people)


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Finally, a story from where I live, and it's about the Easter Bunny getting beat up. I'm so proud.

How eggscrutiating!

And - my first first! Life is good.

That is weird. I hop that doesn't happen to me tonight. I have set up a whole plan to propose to my girlfriend and I am going to be dressed in an Easter bunny costume. I am going to be handing out plastic eggs to everyone and hers will have the ring inside of it. That is tonight at 7PM if anyone wants to go. Wish me luck. I am so nervous.

One thing that could potentially go wrong with your plan: she'll want to marry the Easter Bunny, but panic once she finds out it's really just you.

But seriously, good luck.

*on the way to the mall*

13 yr old: Mom, can we have a ham for Easter?
Mom: No. We're having asparagus.
13 yr old: What? That's crazy!
Mom: Just asparagus, and no baskets, either.
13 yr old: Why?
Mom: Maybe the Easter Bunny hates you. You'll have to take it up with him. I don't control these things.

S B Guy - don't get the eggs confused, and how will you make sure she doesn't take the egg and pass it off to some kid without looking at it?

It's no wonder why . . .

Uhh... that's not a "funny" costume, it just scares me.

And for one thing, I'm sure that kid in the costume did something when he was younger that made him deserve it. And I'm sure the 13 year old will get it from some other kid when he gets older. Life is a wonderful cycle like that.

Just as long as the kids don't turn on Santa Claus

Find out about Easter here . . .

And get dizzy in the process

Find out about Easter here . . .

And get dizzy in the process

"It's the Easter Bunny! What are you doing here?"

"I'm waiting to have my picture taken with little kids"

"Isn't that illegal?"

"Not like that kid... Now come sit on my lap"

"Nope, I'm going to have to beat the crap out of you now"

i also sent you a similar story, similar results right here in upstate ny.. so, i am wondering, is there some kind of conspiracy out there??? it must be the bizarro terrorists.

Obviously the kid had just watched "Donnie Darko" and thought that by destroying the bunny he could prevent the end of the world.... Makes perfect sense to me.

He must not have gotten enough marshmallow Peeps in his basket last year.

That is just an eggcelent story, eggciting as anything. Dave, you eggcel at finding these.

That is my hometown.

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