WHAT YOU NEED TO PROTECT YOUR BANANA
You need the Banana Bunker.
(Thanks to Gizmodo).
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HOW do you FIND these things?????
Posted by: fatcats | February 24, 2005 at 06:15 AM
This is the portable replacement for the Banana Hammock~for those who are seriously interested in protecting bananas from human abuse!
Posted by: Eykis | February 24, 2005 at 06:18 AM
This is the portable replacement for the Banana Hammock~for those who are seriously interested in protecting bananas from human abuse!
Posted by: Eykis | February 24, 2005 at 06:18 AM
This is the portable replacement for the Banana Hammock~for those who are seriously interested in protecting bananas from human abuse!
Posted by: Eykis | February 24, 2005 at 06:18 AM
Part of the "ABB", Abstain from sex until marriage, Be faithful to your partner, or use the Banana bunker if abstinence and fidelity are not practiced.
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | February 24, 2005 at 06:19 AM
This is the portable replacement for the Banana Hammock~for those who are seriously interested in protecting bananas from human abuse!
Posted by: Eykis | February 24, 2005 at 06:19 AM
Part of the "ABB", Abstain from sex until marriage, Be faithful to your partner, or use the Banana bunker if abstinence and fidelity are not practiced.
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | February 24, 2005 at 06:21 AM
The term "accordian dick" comes to mind.
Posted by: slyeyes | February 24, 2005 at 06:21 AM
Dang, they're back-ordered. Smelly bruised bananas for another 4-6 weeks. *sigh*
Posted by: fatcats | February 24, 2005 at 06:21 AM
Click to see larger diagram
I definitely need to see a larger diagram, do you know what I'm sayin'.
Posted by: D'Artagnan | February 24, 2005 at 06:23 AM
Mr. Barry, D
Thanks in advance for letting me assist you last time.
Posted by: hooty | February 24, 2005 at 06:23 AM
*starts humming King Missile's "Detachable Penis"*
JU
Posted by: Johnny Urinalcakes | February 24, 2005 at 06:24 AM
Man, that's Bunk.
(sly- now, According to Jim comes to mind, weirdness insues)
Posted by: Mr.Fishair | February 24, 2005 at 06:26 AM
I bet Harry Belafonte will order a bunch of them.
Posted by: philippe | February 24, 2005 at 06:35 AM
Holy crap, it's RIBBED!
Posted by: Leetie | February 24, 2005 at 06:36 AM
just be sure to carefully apply "some pressure"
Posted by: OriginalEnigma | February 24, 2005 at 06:45 AM
thanks JU -
now i can't get it out of my head. i think that my favorite lyric was always "I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man, and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak."
Posted by: O.E. | February 24, 2005 at 06:53 AM
When I saw that banana bunker so many things came to mind...none of them clean...
Posted by: julietine | February 24, 2005 at 07:10 AM
Will there ever be one for plantains? Pickles? Big Mama Sausages?
Posted by: Lairbo | February 24, 2005 at 07:18 AM
Is this the latest invention to protect against 'bunker busters?'
Posted by: Annie | February 24, 2005 at 07:30 AM
That guy in Alaska could have use one of these deals, only made out of a knife resistant material.
Posted by: horned frog | February 24, 2005 at 08:09 AM
I think Mel Gibson had one of these in "Road Warrior"
Posted by: horned frog | February 24, 2005 at 08:49 AM
Buy Nuw
"Paul Stremple is an Artist/Inventor/Architect."
Well, obviously he's no proofreader.
"... these products create the possibility of eating fresh fruit whenever the consumer wishes.
What, I don't have that possiblity now?
Posted by: MOTW | February 24, 2005 at 09:01 AM
Paul Stremple ==>
Ma sell Tupper
Seller at pump
Banana Bunker ==>
A rank nun babe
Ken rub banana - (that one's for you, Blogfly)
Posted by: MOTW | February 24, 2005 at 09:09 AM
Thank you, MOTW. I'm honored.
Posted by: Blogfly | February 24, 2005 at 09:14 AM
Horned:
You are very distrubed about the alaskan one eye winky wonder slaying aren't you!
Posted by: akgirl | February 24, 2005 at 09:27 AM
Damned skippy I am; I had a nightmare about it.
There I was, tied up thinking, "cool; this is all like, 'Dear Penthouse'" then all of a sudden: SLICE... I'm having vicarious, second-hand PTSD here.
*breathes into paper bag*
Posted by: horned frog | February 24, 2005 at 10:25 AM
Horned Frog, I finished the Crack Cat Launcher Prototype! Want to help test it? It's self-loading, btw.
Posted by: Arcane Jill | February 24, 2005 at 10:37 AM
Yeah, let me see if I can get Rumsfeld on the phone; hang on...
Posted by: horned frog | February 24, 2005 at 10:39 AM
I'll take 200,000 units, but I need'em up-armored and deployable by 1 May.
Posted by: don rumsfeld | February 24, 2005 at 10:41 AM
Leetie - but is it "ribbed for her pleasure"?
Posted by: djtonyb | February 24, 2005 at 11:03 AM
*goggles* I think I can do that. *gets on phone* I need contractors! NOW!
Posted by: Arcane Jill | February 24, 2005 at 11:06 AM
And cats; don't forget the damned cats!
Wait, we can probably get cats on-site; just get plenty of rock.
Posted by: horned frog | February 24, 2005 at 11:09 AM
arcane jill
Please don't shot me with your crack cat, I'm allegic!
Posted by: akgirl | February 24, 2005 at 11:10 AM
arcane jill
Please don't shot me with your crack cat, I'm alergic!
Posted by: akgirl | February 24, 2005 at 11:11 AM
i love it when i blog twice
Posted by: akgirl | February 24, 2005 at 11:14 AM
akgirl,
Today's lesson: conjugation.
Shoot. Shot. Shotted. Shotten. Shit.
Time's up; pass your papers forward.
And don't think I ain't watching you, either.
Dang knife-happy Alaskans.
Posted by: horned frog | February 24, 2005 at 11:16 AM
*Scribbles* All we really need are the cats, can you get the crack for them?
Posted by: Arcane Jill | February 24, 2005 at 11:23 AM
*hands horned frog a bronze Banana Protector*
You may want to put this on if your going to be that close to an Alaskan female.
Posted by: djtonyb | February 24, 2005 at 11:24 AM
so i forgot an "o". Do you think making fun of a knife weilding alaskan is safe????????????
;)
Posted by: akgirl | February 24, 2005 at 01:31 PM
I see that this product apparently is available (almost said "comes" there, but caught it in time) in a left-hand curve ...
Is it also available in a right-hand curve? Upturn? Downturn? Corkscrew? (Both right- and left-hand threads, of course.) Metric? Partial (for that "partial" penis thing)?
Posted by: Uncle Omar | February 24, 2005 at 01:32 PM
Yes, we have no bananas. But might we interest you in a Banana Bunker®?
Posted by: Mike B. | February 24, 2005 at 09:58 PM
It's important to "keep your delicate fruit from bruising."
Posted by: kj | February 26, 2005 at 10:54 AM
Huh! I thought that was what the peel was for.
Posted by: AlanBoss | February 28, 2005 at 04:51 PM
Even better than the picture of the Banana Bunker...is the video:
http://www.vat19.com/dvds/trailertheater.cfm?productID=banana-bunker
Posted by: Stefanie | July 10, 2007 at 05:45 PM