TOO LATE FOR VALENTINE'S DAY
But in plenty of time for Christmas.
(Thanks to Russell Mc)
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(Thanks to Russell Mc)
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I hate when my husband puts those in our freezer. Then I defrost for dinner, thinking it's a pork loin. Not fun.
Posted by: sandy beach | February 16, 2005 at 12:33 PM
EEEWWWWWW!
Posted by: julietine | February 16, 2005 at 12:33 PM
What a no-brainer.
Posted by: D'Artagnan | February 16, 2005 at 12:34 PM
This site is useless. They don't have any good recipes.
Posted by: reneviht | February 16, 2005 at 12:36 PM
Judi!
That should have a gross warning or something... eeewwwhhhhh! YUCK!
*remembers that Steak Tar Tar is on the menu for tonights dinner seminar*
*starts turning green again...*
Posted by: Di | February 16, 2005 at 12:37 PM
Name on cooler: Abby Normal
Posted by: Leetie | February 16, 2005 at 12:45 PM
I wonder how you get on the recipient list? I want to trade mine in for a fresh one.
Posted by: cubie | February 16, 2005 at 12:46 PM
Good one Leetie, I dated a guy named Abby Normal once. It was fun.
Posted by: cubie | February 16, 2005 at 12:48 PM
this is sooooooo eeeeewwwww!!! and i used to be a lab tech!!
Posted by: lollyk | February 16, 2005 at 12:48 PM
...be sure to include donor information...
Well, he sure ain't complainin'.
Posted by: insomniac | February 16, 2005 at 12:50 PM
WTF
Who cuts the brain out for it to be sent in?
Posted by: akgirl | February 16, 2005 at 12:56 PM
It's about time. My freezer is just about full again.
I wonder if instead of just the donor program they also have a loaner program.
Perhaps I should just include a return label and ask nicely.
Posted by: Bob | February 16, 2005 at 01:10 PM
Now this is not funny - the dead juror was funny!
Is this a do-it-yourelf project???
*laughs in spite of herself*
Posted by: Former Criminal Defense Attorney | February 16, 2005 at 01:14 PM
That would be do-it-yourself - although perhaps an elf would be better at it - tiny hands, ya know!
Posted by: Former Criminal Defense Attorney | February 16, 2005 at 01:16 PM
I'm so embarrased - according to this, I've been packing my brains incorrectly for YEARS.....
Posted by: Higgy | February 16, 2005 at 01:21 PM
Mother: Kids in the spirit christmas of giving this year we are going to try something new....
ahhh...I'm so distrubed I can't even finish
Posted by: akgirl | February 16, 2005 at 01:22 PM
let me clarify:
I meant in the spirit of christmas giving
Posted by: akgirl | February 16, 2005 at 01:24 PM
Dave- UPS called your brain has arrived.
Posted by: opiesgirl | February 16, 2005 at 01:26 PM
`Please provide information pertaining to the donor of the specimen and the time intervals between the steps of obtaining and packing the brain.'
Question.
How often can a donor donate?
Posted by: BarryFS | February 16, 2005 at 01:42 PM
"We use Sterling Courier Systems as they are familiar with our operations."
I wonder how long you have to work for SCS before you get to tote the brains?
Posted by: philintexas | February 16, 2005 at 01:46 PM
Just what I've been looking for.
Posted by: Igor | February 16, 2005 at 01:46 PM
This can't be real.. ?
crawls under desk for afternoon nap
Posted by: Giddy | February 16, 2005 at 01:50 PM
Trying to lighten the mood:
Booger?
Posted by: Giddy | February 16, 2005 at 01:53 PM
After checking out the price list, I realize I have not wasted nearly enough brain cells over the years. Since it costs so little to process a brain, why save it?
Posted by: Shortty | February 16, 2005 at 01:56 PM
akgirl, yea, can I help you finish ?
Posted by: moe the bartender | February 16, 2005 at 02:07 PM
moe you naughty bartender...
***akgirl blushes and runs off to play in her gnome garden***
Posted by: akgirl | February 16, 2005 at 02:28 PM
I wonder if the have a brain of the month club!...
Posted by: julietine | February 16, 2005 at 02:39 PM
Giddy:
Saw the website.... oh YUCK!
Posted by: akgirl | February 16, 2005 at 02:49 PM
My family defies every social norm known to man. Unfortunately (for them, at least), we're also paranoid about doctors prematurely cutting us open and don't donate any of our organs to science.
Posted by: Alex D. | February 16, 2005 at 03:07 PM
That doesn't seem to work...lemme try.
akgirl's link
I second the "YUCK"
*tries not to hurl spaghetti dinner on monitor*
Posted by: Alex D. | February 16, 2005 at 03:39 PM
Thank goodness I could read the file name in akgirl's post. So I knew NOT to go there. I try not to visit sites with the word "maggots" in the URL.
Posted by: sandy beach | February 16, 2005 at 03:43 PM
Good rule of thumb: Don't click on any link that has both the words "maggots" and "photos" in the URL.
Posted by: Corn | February 16, 2005 at 03:44 PM
Ha! Great minds think alike, Sandy.
Posted by: Corn | February 16, 2005 at 03:45 PM
Oh. What about this link? Or this one? Or this one?
Posted by: Alex D. | February 16, 2005 at 03:51 PM
Why Alex D Why?
I would have rather seen maggots on old dudes brain............
**akgirl wanders off to go tend to her seared retinas and asks herself again why she opens blog links***
Posted by: akgirl | February 16, 2005 at 03:57 PM
I'm passing on all of them. I have to close my eyes when they do the autopsy on NCIS!
Posted by: Eleanor | February 16, 2005 at 03:57 PM
Hahaha...another good rule of thumb: don't click if the URL has "tinyurl" in it.
Posted by: Alex D. | February 16, 2005 at 03:59 PM
I see Hannibal Lecter is branching out into mail-order.
Posted by: Guin | February 16, 2005 at 04:28 PM
The sentence in this Snopes entry that I find most disturbing is in the last paragraph. [Paramedics] "found him in his car in the condition pictured." He was driving in this condition? (squeamish shouldn't read this next sentence) Aside from IIIICCCKKKKK, I have to think about how long he was behind the wheel of a ton of steel while his brain slowly dripped out of his head.
Posted by: Baghdad | February 16, 2005 at 06:13 PM
"If the donation of a fresh brain is expected in the near future, please inform us. We will provide you with shipping materials."
"I might have a brain for you at any minute if my spouse doesn't refill the toilet paper roll when he uses it up. Please send shipping materials.
"Oh, one more thing. The brain in the photos looks as if it is in good condition. Will a Louisville slugger cause too much damage?"
Posted by: Trystan Shout | February 16, 2005 at 07:29 PM
PS: bodazhang, I've got a Louisville slugger with your name on it if you waste bandwidth with URL gibberish like you did on the other thread.
Posted by: Trystan Shout | February 16, 2005 at 07:32 PM
Feature item at the next Tupperware Party.
Posted by: slyeyes | February 16, 2005 at 07:54 PM
I've been saying for years that I need a new brain.
Posted by: rita | February 17, 2005 at 06:45 AM
*akgirl* et al,
Sorry for the gross out; the whole brain topic thing reminded me of that darned, haunting picture (once you've seen it, you'll remember it, and EW!). I wasn't really able to look straight at it the first time, either.
I loooooove Snopes, and have gotten to the point where I'll use her randomizer to find something different and new.
Posted by: Giddy | February 17, 2005 at 07:20 AM
kim sits down to enjoy her lunch, goes to her favorite site, sees today's postings, clicks on link, decides lunch is not such a good idea, goes to ladies room, urps, goes back to work.
Posted by: kim | February 17, 2005 at 07:42 AM
Maybe this would be a better Halloween gift...
Posted by: Mike "Mad's Dork" Weasel | February 17, 2005 at 10:01 AM
MOOORE BRAAAAINS!!
Posted by: Zombie | February 17, 2005 at 11:06 AM