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"Tie me kangaroo dung, sport, tie me kangaroo dung ..."
Posted by: golfwidow | February 16, 2005 at 05:34 AM
"An environmentally friendly manufacturer has created its first batch of paper from marsupial manure."
China will soon be knocking on their door.
Posted by: igloo | February 16, 2005 at 05:35 AM
If they could make paper from Python doots, then they could truly keep up with paper demand in China. Just keep the python farm stocked in Pythons, and no shortage for our forest clearing Chines citizens.
Posted by: igloo | February 16, 2005 at 05:37 AM
kangaroo poo! JOY!
Posted by: cubie | February 16, 2005 at 05:38 AM
Actually, RooPoop is catchier.
Posted by: Shannon | February 16, 2005 at 05:38 AM
"The kangaroo's our favorite marsupial.
"Just keep it away from all matters poop-ial."
Posted by: ogden nash | February 16, 2005 at 05:53 AM
Let's get some and write to Wanita Young!!
BWAAA HA HA HA
Posted by: candy tutt | February 16, 2005 at 05:57 AM
Wait a minute.... I'm wiping my a$$ with WHAT???
Posted by: Leetie | February 16, 2005 at 06:15 AM
and the paper makes a good cheap substitute for chewing tobacco too !
Posted by: ThomH | February 16, 2005 at 06:24 AM
ok let me get this straight....people will be cleaning their butts with Kangaroo Poop???...WTF???
Posted by: julietine | February 16, 2005 at 06:44 AM
It could be worse, julietine, I just blew my nose with it and I think it was reactivated.
Posted by: Leetie | February 16, 2005 at 06:46 AM
And they got the idea from elephant dung paper made in Africa??????
You can make a lot more paper from elephant dung, IMO -
Posted by: Eleanor | February 16, 2005 at 07:07 AM
Gives a whole new meaning to "scented" paper.
Posted by: opiesgirl | February 16, 2005 at 07:08 AM
So when I go to the loo I can use roo poo to get the doo doo off my hoo hoo?
Posted by: Writer's Cramp | February 16, 2005 at 07:19 AM
*giggle*
Posted by: Leetie | February 16, 2005 at 07:38 AM
Now THAT'S recycling!
Posted by: sct72 | February 16, 2005 at 08:03 AM
RooPoop... not to be confused with roo roo poo
Posted by: Witchiecoo | February 16, 2005 at 08:07 AM
"So when I go to the loo I can use roo poo to get the doo doo off my hoo hoo?"
I don't know about you but my hoo hah makes doo doo. My hoo hoo makes.....ummm.....slippery liquid...and on occasion cheese.
Posted by: rooroo | February 16, 2005 at 08:13 AM
*fromunda*
Posted by: Leetie | February 16, 2005 at 08:31 AM
Roughly 400 A4 sheets can be made from 55lbs of the fibrous droppings.
I'm not sure what an "A4" sheet is, but if it's equivalent to one square of toilet tissue, it doesn't sound like a very efficient process.
Posted by: Mike "Mad's Dork" Weasel | February 16, 2005 at 08:52 AM
"The completed sand-coloured sheets will be embossed with “Genuine Kangaroo Poo”, she said."
What is the roo poo embossing going to say? And who is going to do the embossing?
Posted by: akgirl | February 16, 2005 at 09:04 AM
An A4 sheet is the metric equivalent to an 8.5"x11" sheet of paper.
Posted by: Witchiecoo | February 16, 2005 at 09:04 AM
Actually, an A4 sheet is smaller and a bit different...when you fold it in half, I think you get two squares...been a long time since I did origami.
*sits back and waits for stupid jokes, paddle in hand*
Posted by: Arcane Jill | February 16, 2005 at 11:22 AM
A4 is still big enough for a monster size sheet of toilet paper! My low-flow toilet would choke on these babies like Queen Elizabeth on a Turkey Sandwich.
Posted by: Writer's Cramp | February 16, 2005 at 12:07 PM
WC: roflmao (So when I go to the loo I can use roo poo to get the doo doo off my hoo hoo?)
Isn't this nastily redundant??
and, yech! :-p
Posted by: Giddy | February 16, 2005 at 12:32 PM
Wow. Now that's smart business. They already have a global market -- toilet paper is in high demand over in China. I think they'd take anything over reusing handkerchiefs.
Posted by: Alex D. | February 16, 2005 at 02:14 PM
OK, toilet paper made of manure sounds pretty self-defeating -- sort of like making shampoo out of greasy hair (oh wait, they're already making soy sauce out of that) -- but maybe it would work.
Just so long as they don't start making envelopes out of roo poo. I'm not licking that sh!t.
Posted by: Corn | February 16, 2005 at 03:15 PM
No story is complete until I see the pics.
Look -- they've got pictures!
Posted by: Alex D. | February 16, 2005 at 03:56 PM
say it with roo poo..... and cane toad skin purses....
Posted by: akgirl | February 16, 2005 at 04:07 PM