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Bring it on!!!
Posted by: cubie | February 23, 2005 at 12:24 PM
*checking handbag* Lets see...lipstick, check, poison, check, beretta, check, pills to prolong Bond's drunkeness for seduction purposes, double check.
Posted by: Bond Villaness | February 23, 2005 at 12:26 PM
Just by a whisker was the West able to defeat the evil empire. Had they passed this around on St. Paddys day, they could have taken over the entire east coast of the US.
USSR Project schedule.
October-invade Germany
Any Month-Invade France
Feb-March-Invade New Orleans, Ireland, Boston
Posted by: igloo | February 23, 2005 at 12:29 PM
YAY!!!...MOre drunk dialing!!!...BRING IT ON!!!
Posted by: julietine | February 23, 2005 at 12:30 PM
"Responsible drinking promoted by Russians" ... somehow just seems like an oxymoron ...
Posted by: Uh Oh! | February 23, 2005 at 12:30 PM
RU 21? Get it?
Posted by: horned frog | February 23, 2005 at 12:34 PM
I have also invented something that will keep you drunk...
MORE BEER!
Posted by: Higgy | February 23, 2005 at 12:38 PM
Don't, Scat. I want to save him for an O'Neill showdown.
Posted by: Arcane Jill | February 23, 2005 at 12:47 PM
Jill: don't forget the butcher knife.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | February 23, 2005 at 12:55 PM
"This is GREAT! It's been hours since I drank that gallon of vodka and I'm STILL drunk! This pill is a miracle."
"We are proud of it."
"Oh, but my nuts fell off."
"It does have side effects. Similar to sugar pill, except that the sugar pill just sort of tastes like sugar, and ours makes your testes fall off a few minutes before your eyes implode."
"But I'll still be drunk, right?"
Posted by: Christobol | February 23, 2005 at 12:56 PM
I was thinking more like a combat knife, but you'rs is good too.
Posted by: Arcane Jill | February 23, 2005 at 12:59 PM
So in Russia with this pill, the "morning after" is still the night before, which is going to make a lot of people late for work, which they will drive to drunk. I mean, there are downsides.
Posted by: everysandwich | February 23, 2005 at 01:08 PM
Pfft! C-Bol, side effects, side effects....
*googles the outlet for RU 21*
Gotta get some of this for the teenage son. Not only will he save lots on his drinking, I won't have to worry about any unexpected gradchildren!
Posted by: wysiwyg | February 23, 2005 at 01:15 PM
First, Kalishnakov Vodka, now this. Them Russkies is up to no good, I tells ya . . .
Posted by: Lairbo | February 23, 2005 at 01:19 PM
"If you take a tablet you need less alcohol to stay drunk"
So, ya wanna be a lightweight, huh? Humph!
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | February 23, 2005 at 01:19 PM
At least it's not "RU 1-2"
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | February 23, 2005 at 01:20 PM
Hmmm....pills that will keep you loopy for a long time...
Is this really something new?
Posted by: Debbie | February 23, 2005 at 01:21 PM
Should have tried this pill on the psychotic kitty before they snuffed it.
You know ... for posterity.
Posted by: punky brewster | February 23, 2005 at 01:24 PM
Eh. I give the parent company, Spirit Sciences, two weeks to survive, tops.
The lab developing RU21 is in Russia.
They're developing a pill to prolong drunkeness, which, as others have pointed out, means you don't have to drink as much, because you stay drunk much longer.
The lab is in RUSSIA. Sooner or later the vodka makers are going to hear about this.
Tiny little herbal supplement company vs. the Russian spirits industry.
Safe money says the herbal supplement people go down in the first.
Posted by: Wurm42 | February 23, 2005 at 01:24 PM
The liquor companies are going to love this....NOT!
Posted by: Eleanor | February 23, 2005 at 01:26 PM
I think mescaline does the same thing.
Just sayin'
Posted by: punky brewster | February 23, 2005 at 01:35 PM
Can I mix it with my Xanax???...no??? ok... nevermind!!!..how about Vicodin???..ok I think I have assimilated this American culture way too much....or not...
Posted by: julietine | February 23, 2005 at 01:39 PM
Had a friend that used to smoke weed right before going to a dentist that still used the gas.
He'd stay chinese-eyed for at least 48 hours.
Wow! Sorry, that wasn't very PC, was it?
Posted by: horned frog | February 23, 2005 at 01:55 PM
Sorry, juliet , RU-21 is not (yes not) yet (not jet) compatible with tequila.
I guess you and Mr Cuervo - or do you deal more with Mr Larios? - will get to meet each other just as often (not necessarily implying 'a lot') - as before ;-)
Posted by: philippe | February 23, 2005 at 02:00 PM
*** Late breaking news ***
This just in.....
Natives on a remote pacific island have perfected a new drug to enhance sexual performance amongst men.
The new drug, to be called RU-RU.....
Posted by: wysiwyg | February 23, 2005 at 02:08 PM
Depends, horned frog: Was this one of those dentists who, after giving you gas, if he could smell pot on your clothes, would implant chinese eyes on you?
Posted by: Christobol | February 23, 2005 at 02:08 PM
So, you've been there?
Actually the eyes weren't the worst part; the Mao hat was TOTALLY embarassing when the gas wore off.
Posted by: horned frog | February 23, 2005 at 02:15 PM
wysi:
bwah-hahahahaha
Posted by: Debbie | February 23, 2005 at 02:35 PM
Darn!!!
Posted by: julietine | February 23, 2005 at 02:43 PM
Maldicion!
Posted by: horned frog | February 23, 2005 at 02:45 PM
wysiwyg -
Is that RU RU sorta like the old WHEEEEEEELLLS joke?
as in ...
"What are you doing ...?
What ...?
Are you?
R U
RU RU
ROO ROO!!!!"
Posted by: Uh Oh | February 23, 2005 at 02:53 PM
The same scientists had earlier worked on secret programs for the Kremlin
Haaa, yah right!
Posted by: akgirl | February 23, 2005 at 03:06 PM
No, it was a bit of a running joke on the blog a while ago:
Two men were captured natives on a remote pacific island and taken captive. They were brought before the tribal chief, who informed them both that they would be killed. He advised the men that they had the choice of dying by boiling water and he pointed out a large cauldron being heated over a campfire, the quick death by spear, or roo-roo.
The first man thought for a moment and asked the chief what roo-roo was. The chief replied that roo-roo was an ancient sexual ritual, so the first man chose roo-roo. The chief replied, "that's an excellent choice," and then led the man to a large tree, tied him naked to the tree where he was sexually raped by all of the men in the village and left to die.
The other man had witnessed his partner's demise and told the chief that he preferred to die by the quick spear. The chief looked at him and said, "that's also an excellent choice too, but first the roo-roo."
Many posts therefore ended with the punchline "...but first the roo-roo!".
Posted by: wysiwyg | February 23, 2005 at 03:08 PM
I blogged prematurly.... and now the moment and what I was going to say is gone......
**falls asleep**
Posted by: akgirl | February 23, 2005 at 03:13 PM
akgirl, try thinking about baseball.
Posted by: horned frog | February 23, 2005 at 03:15 PM
wysiwyg -
Uh huh, I gnu the joke, but I sorta switched channels in mid-post there, and was tying the ROO ROO line to another joke and you din't make the leap with me ... which is not surprising, since folks around me (some say lucky, most say unlucky) can't follow my non sequitura, there's not any possible logical reason you should be able to do it from halfway around the globe ...
(at the moment I'm about 125 miles from the geographical center of North America ... and I'm guessing a bit as to the actual distance, since your Island Continent is a bit largish as well ... so it depends on whether you're in Perth, Melbourne, Sydney or New South Wales ... and all I know is names, and some general directions, so don't expect me to guess any closer than that ...)
but the other joke made a connection, of sorts, in my own mind at least ...
Posted by: u.o. | February 23, 2005 at 03:53 PM
Seems to me that a number of years ago, the U.S. secretly experimented with a pill that could increase the amount of alcohol needed to get drunk so spies could drink like Russians and avoid suspicion. Why go the other way?
Julietine -- Vicodin's enough. You can pass out from the recommended dose. (Don't ask me how I know that.)
Posted by: Alex D. | February 23, 2005 at 03:53 PM
They didn't tell how big the pill was. Nor did they disclose the secret ingredient.
It is as big as a urinalcake, and the secret ingredient is more vodka.
Posted by: Deontologist | February 23, 2005 at 03:59 PM
h.f. ---
I thot I had it right, and you confimed it ... you're a TCU-er ... I gnu the reference, and you're in Texas, but the memory slot had some cobwebs around it, so you helped dust them off ... and now I'm sure ...
Know any good Aggie jokes? (Hey, they're all good. Up here in Nodak, we call 'em NDSU jokes.)
Posted by: u.o. | February 23, 2005 at 04:08 PM
AA better not here about this.
Posted by: opiesgirl | February 23, 2005 at 05:05 PM
Apparently the author of that article has tested the product, because they misspelled the word DRUNKENNESS, which is a capital offense in my book.
Posted by: Doug | February 23, 2005 at 05:45 PM
By golly Doug, you are correct. I musta skimmed past that too fast to catch it ... altho I gotta say that the Moscow paper wouldn't necessarily hafta use the AP Stylebook ... still pretty sloppy as headline editors go, however ...
Besides which already, a botfly attackticated moi ownself when I linked to the page ... trying to get me to swat it, but I know that trick ... smash it into a hundred parts and each part grows back into a complete new fly ... at least that's how my biology teacher told it ...
Posted by: U.O. | February 23, 2005 at 06:10 PM
I have paper that prolongs drunkeness. It's money to pay for another round.
Posted by: slyeyes | February 23, 2005 at 06:24 PM
In the USA it would be a "party drug." In Russia, it's just a way of life.
Posted by: AlanBoss | February 28, 2005 at 04:42 PM