IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR A PET THAT CAN CONSUME EARTHWORM CHUNKS AT A HIGH RATE OF SPEED
...you are looking for a star-nosed mole.
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MOLEY MOLEY MOLEY
I think I smell a mole....
Posted by: Crash | February 17, 2005 at 04:25 PM
Oh my, oh my!
Posted by: Kick Shoe Kooy | February 17, 2005 at 04:25 PM
Oh my, oh my!
Posted by: Kick Shoe Kooy | February 17, 2005 at 04:29 PM
The thing is a freak. I have a coworker that does the same thing with corn dogs and pizza. I'm glad that I finally understand him.
Posted by: poster formerly known as ford prefect | February 17, 2005 at 04:52 PM
Hey! I've used StarNosedMole as my AIM name. I was mighty surprised no one had taken it prior to me, too. No, I don't eat worms but I used to do impersonations of the critter once I had a beer or two or three in me...
Posted by: waxwing | February 17, 2005 at 05:09 PM
It's impossible to eat a single slice of American enriched bread (i.e. Wonderbread) in less than 45 seconds. We all tried it in college. It dries up the entire mouth cavity in the first few bites.
Posted by: Balanchine | February 17, 2005 at 05:15 PM
If those biologists were responsible and had any sense of ethics, they'd explain to this star-nosed mole the concept of gluttony.
Excuse me while I finish my tub of ice cream and platter of chicken fried steak.
Posted by: kim possible | February 17, 2005 at 05:40 PM
And who says God doesn't have a sense of humor.
Posted by: opiesgirl | February 17, 2005 at 05:44 PM
Moles, schmoles. I have a black Lab who does not go through the formality of chewing his food. Instead he inhales it. I put his bowl of chow down and, oh, about a nanosecond later it's gone.
Hmmph. He could make the mole look like he wasn't even trying.
Lab owners know EXACTLY what I'm talking about.
Posted by: Trystan Shout | February 17, 2005 at 07:00 PM
Fifteen dollars to watch an eleven-second movie?
I don't think so, Tim.
(So, geek me this please. The "movie" says I've gotta have Quicktime installed to run the clip. I've got it, sitting right there at the bottom of the screen. What's the deal? They just want my $15? Or what?)
Posted by: Uh? | February 17, 2005 at 07:16 PM
Uh?:
Don't know what the problem could be. All the links worked fine for me. I would go to apple.com and upgrade to the newest free Quicktime. There's no reason you should have to pay.
"Star-Nose Mole Theater" was especially cool:-)
Posted by: Barbi (with an "i") Guinness | February 17, 2005 at 07:50 PM
earthworm chunks???
{{{SHUDDER}}}
Posted by: slyeyes | February 17, 2005 at 08:01 PM
I saw that thing over at the mexican food buffet scarfing up all the guacamole. I had to push it out of the way, as I just wont stand for that. Nothing gets between me and my guac.
Posted by: SmtAzzBlnd | February 17, 2005 at 08:19 PM
"Why so glum, Mr. Gere?"
"I just can't content myself with this hamster anymore, it's, well, boring."
"You need to move on to the delights of the star nosed mole - it has freakish nose rays, for your pleasure."
"Wow. Thanks!"
Posted by: Christobol | February 18, 2005 at 04:24 AM