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For the mature person who wants to remain active outdoors.
(Thanks to Claire "Claire Martin" Martin)
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That's nothing. My grandpa's got a Rascal 5000 LSE running 48 volts with a thresher and a 40' two-man bucket lift.
JU
Posted by: Johnny Urinalcakes | February 26, 2005 at 05:56 AM
what? no GPS? no TV? Playstation?
Posted by: Bangi_Sizzles | February 26, 2005 at 06:48 AM
Uh, Dave? Are you the seller, "dave01752"? If you are, then I'll buy it & not worry about your zero feedback rating.
Posted by: etc. | February 26, 2005 at 06:49 AM
Hey JU..that's nothing!
My Grandpa had 14 kids...
Posted by: Bangi_Sizzles | February 26, 2005 at 06:51 AM
"You know what, honey? I'm sick of you saying you can't help with the driveway. Now get your broken hip whining ass out there on the modified wheelchair and clear a path!"
Posted by: Christobol | February 26, 2005 at 07:16 AM
Did anyone else (Mahatma?) notice that eBay featured the three items we giggled over here on its opening page?
Yup, the knife rest, the rattlesnake toilet seat and the Pillsbury Doughboy items where listed as "Most Viewed" or something like that.
Well, like "d'uh!" After they've been featured here of COURSE the hits are going to go up! It's the power of the blog, Dave and judi!!
Posted by: Trystan Shout | February 26, 2005 at 07:40 AM
Hi Jeff!
*peeks out the window*
hmmm....grenades,bullets, *cough* smog, flying roaches...
nope...no snow
( but thr's a beautiful sky)
how's the weather thr?
Posted by: Bangi | February 26, 2005 at 07:41 AM
That's just so wrong!
Posted by: julietine | February 26, 2005 at 09:02 AM
when social security goes bust, the seniors can earn money by clearing roads in the winter.
Posted by: insomniac | February 26, 2005 at 09:56 AM
if that's the case, insomniac, then the 'chairs will soon be equipped with side blades to take care of entrepreneurial little brats.
Posted by: Marvin | Paranoid Android | February 26, 2005 at 10:24 AM
I notice there are no bids, so I suspect an inherent flaw in the business plan for this product. First of all, a huge percentage of the intended demographic has decided to plow the driveway by moving to Florida, and second, "this thing costs as much as a DeSoto, Ethel!"
Posted by: everysandwich | February 26, 2005 at 10:33 AM
bangi,
be sure to thank you're grandpa for us for helping make it possible for you to grace these pages.
JU
Posted by: Johnny Urinalcakes | February 26, 2005 at 10:44 AM
We've got plenty of snow here in Rochester, MN. Actually not plenty. We could use some more before the ski season ends. If it's going to be %*@&ing cold, we might as well get to play in the snow. Of course, I'd rather be back in Miami any day.
Posted by: notme | February 26, 2005 at 11:13 AM
We've got plenty of snow here in Rochester, MN. Actually not plenty. We could use some more before the ski season ends. If it's going to be %*@&ing cold, we might as well get to play in the snow. Of course, I'd rather be back in Miami any day.
Posted by: notme | February 26, 2005 at 11:14 AM
Dave, I have a new anagram for Claire Martin: "Claire Martin" anagrams to "riant miracle." Ha!
Posted by: Doug | February 26, 2005 at 01:35 PM
phooey, the bidding is closed!
Posted by: queensbee | February 26, 2005 at 01:40 PM
couldn't sell those in Indiana; no place to hitch the horse.
Posted by: horned frog | February 26, 2005 at 02:47 PM
Doug: What about 'Miracle Train'
Posted by: Marvin | Paranoid Android | February 26, 2005 at 03:14 PM
I'm partial to 'Alarm Inciter', although 'Martian Relic' comes in a close second.
Posted by: D'Artagnan | February 26, 2005 at 03:47 PM
For Doug, Marvin, PA & D'Art:
I merit Carnal
The new slogan for Dick, who had decided to run for office after his retirement from the tile business.
Posted by: philippe | February 26, 2005 at 04:23 PM
Miracle train is the original, although I like Dart's suggestion of Martian relic.
Posted by: Doug | February 26, 2005 at 06:57 PM
"I, tri-manacler" ?
Posted by: insomniac | February 26, 2005 at 07:31 PM
Insomniac: Are you serious?
Posted by: Doug | February 26, 2005 at 08:02 PM
*I'm not even sure what it means.*
Posted by: insomniac | February 26, 2005 at 08:21 PM
Okay. Just checking.
Posted by: Doug | February 26, 2005 at 08:30 PM
Also: Aerial Chipmunk Rat
Well, assuming her middle name is Phuka.
Which I do.
Posted by: Christobol | February 26, 2005 at 08:35 PM
Christobol, you'll love this if you don't hate it: "Aerial chipmunk rat" anagrams to "alphanumeric krait."
Posted by: Doug | February 26, 2005 at 08:40 PM
And alphanumeric krait is the password to Dave's kegerator. What are the odds, and what's not to love?
Posted by: Christobol | February 26, 2005 at 08:46 PM
JU
*smooch*
u've been blugged ;)
Posted by: Bangi | February 27, 2005 at 02:52 AM
www.blog-awards.com Blog Awards is the competition which was created to collect more reviewed blogs from all over the world on the one place with a purpose to reward the best ones.
In contest, the best blogs are selected by another blogger in their reviews, number of clicks etc.
Besides competitors,the first 15th blogs from each category or country will be overlooked by professional commission.
The best ones, except the precious prizes of our sponsores, will get an icon which they may emphasize somewhere on their blog.
Posted by: adm | February 27, 2005 at 06:50 AM
"overlooked by professional commission" ?
Is that why Guide to Guys missed getting an Oscar nomination?
Posted by: random thunking | February 27, 2005 at 08:00 AM
You can always use that 'wheel-chaair' plow to shovel the 'sh-t' out of the Miami Hearld Office!
Posted by: kC | February 27, 2005 at 01:44 PM
krait,nA venomous snake of the genus Bungarus, esp. B. cæruleus, common in Bengal.Ibid.
Posted by: reneviht | February 27, 2005 at 04:33 PM
That thing just might work to "plow" through Bangkok traffic.
Posted by: Bangkok Poster | February 27, 2005 at 05:52 PM
Did you see the snowshovel attachment?
It also has an attachment to push other shoppers out of the way, during Blue Light specials.
Posted by: SmtAzzBlnd | February 27, 2005 at 08:15 PM