CHER: NOT AFRAID TO CALL A SPADE A SPADE
She also speaks out on "hoes."
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February 22, 2005
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hoes like a gardening tool?
Posted by: cubie | February 22, 2005 at 06:53 AM
At least she didn't call them "rakes."
Posted by: HisBillness | February 22, 2005 at 06:53 AM
Shear gall! Cher should learn to prune her tongue.
Posted by: MOTW | February 22, 2005 at 06:54 AM
Cher is a goddess, she has someone prune her tongue for her
Posted by: cubie | February 22, 2005 at 06:55 AM
No, no...panty hose. 'Cause they're transparent and won't...run?
Posted by: Brainy Jello | February 22, 2005 at 06:55 AM
It's fortunate for Cher that truth is still and absolute defense against libel.
Posted by: Boo Augustus | February 22, 2005 at 06:55 AM
Shear gall! Cher should learn to prune her tongue.
Posted by: MOTW | February 22, 2005 at 06:56 AM
Main Entry: 1hoe
Pronunciation: 'hO
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English howe, from Middle French houe, of Germanic origin; akin to Old High German houwa mattock, houwan to hew -- more at HEW
1 : any of various implements for tilling, mixing, or raking; especially : an implement with a thin flat blade on a long handle used especially for cultivating, weeding, or loosening the earth around plants
Posted by: webster | February 22, 2005 at 06:57 AM
Takes one to know one.....
Posted by: outlawess | February 22, 2005 at 06:59 AM
*ducks*
Posted by: outlawess | February 22, 2005 at 07:00 AM
*ducks*
Posted by: outlawess | February 22, 2005 at 07:01 AM
..on the Tonight Show on Monday, Chris Rock, talking about turning 40, said the only way anyone would use the word 'young' talking about him, would be if he married Cher.
Likewise, the only way one would use the word 'talented' with Cher would be if she appeared on stage with J.Lo or Britney Spears.
(if she showed up with both, there would be an entertainment China Syndrome with the concert venue burrowing its way to the earth's core, and she could finish up being Queen of the Morelocks)
Posted by: insomniac | February 22, 2005 at 07:04 AM
You think that was just an intro to "Gypsies, Tramps & Thieves?" Or just easier to say...
Posted by: Shortty | February 22, 2005 at 07:04 AM
'niac --
gotta say it ... (I'm way behind on threads, been busy with kids and grandkids and parties for the last four days ... just got back on 'net last nite ...)
r.e. your massive penis ... trauma (of several days ago)
L!O!L!!! L!A!L!!!
[Watching Mythbusters last nite, My Bride asked me if the guy peeing on the electric fence was the same guy with the string and "massive ... trauma" ... ]
Posted by: Uncle Omar | February 22, 2005 at 07:22 AM
'niac --
gotta say it ... (I'm way behind on threads, been busy with kids and grandkids and parties for the last four days ... just got back on 'net last nite ...)
r.e. your massive penis ... trauma (of several days ago)
L!O!L!!! L!A!L!!!
[Watching Mythbusters last nite, My Bride asked me if the guy peeing on the electric fence was the same guy with the string and "massive ... trauma" ... ]
Posted by: Uncle Omar | February 22, 2005 at 07:22 AM
Dang!
Blame that one on the PC desktop @ home! I've been on Mac so long, I fergot the PC was slow, even with highspeed connection ... I clicked twice ... rats!
Posted by: U.O. | February 22, 2005 at 07:26 AM
Cher can really shovel out the crap - planting the seeds of anger in the crowd - she'll reap nothing but mistrust with her scything wit...
Pathetic, I know...
I should just throw in the trowel...
Posted by: Higgy | February 22, 2005 at 07:26 AM
Cher is just pissed off because she found out that she was question number 7, on the taxidermy 101 exam.
Posted by: BarryFS | February 22, 2005 at 07:31 AM
She is such a weed whacker..
Posted by: Not Di | February 22, 2005 at 07:31 AM
u.o.- I don't think anyone minds multiple complimentary posts, I know I don't.
Posted by: insomniac | February 22, 2005 at 07:31 AM
Yeah, that had to sting.
"Hey Britney, did you hear that Cher called you a ho?"
"Who's share?"
Posted by: Christobol | February 22, 2005 at 07:36 AM
ROTFL at Boo!
Posted by: Peri | February 22, 2005 at 07:37 AM
And this coming out of the mouth of such a class act!...
Posted by: julietine | February 22, 2005 at 07:38 AM
Cher's been saying that for more than a year. It has just taken this long for the people of India to hear about it.
Posted by: Sondra | February 22, 2005 at 07:39 AM
[waves at Boo]
Too funny BarryFS!
I am curious about how Cher could know. If by pillow-talk, wouldn't the charge apply to her?
If by observation or direct experience, the same (although the mental image is scary).
If by reading gossip mags, she is a) gullible, b) admitting preoccupation and c) petty.
Maybe she is like Queen Mab...if we ignore her she'll disappear?
Posted by: Deontologist | February 22, 2005 at 07:47 AM
You have got to hand it to Cher for effort, people. Clearly she's sat down with the Microsoft lingo manual.
Posted by: D'Artagnan | February 22, 2005 at 07:49 AM
And this is coming from a woman with a cage full of "boy-toys" backstage?
Posted by: jamester | February 22, 2005 at 07:50 AM
jamester - cage? Toolshed, more likely.
* CLINK * Cheers to Boo and insomniac today! \(^.^)/
Posted by: MOTW | February 22, 2005 at 08:02 AM
jamester - cage? Toolshed, more likely.
* CLINK * Cheers to Boo and insomniac today! \(^.^)/
Posted by: MOTW | February 22, 2005 at 08:04 AM
I'm confused. Who gets to speak Ebonics and who doesn't?
Posted by: horned frog | February 22, 2005 at 08:20 AM
And the point?
Posted by: Balanchine | February 22, 2005 at 08:45 AM
So... how many retirement tours is Cher going to have?
Posted by: Michael | February 22, 2005 at 09:13 AM
Peri - read your email please.
Posted by: Zoodle | February 22, 2005 at 09:21 AM
I will still be singing, touring and raking in gazillions of $$$$ long after you cretins have disappeared from this earth!
If I could Turn Back Time...
Posted by: cher | February 22, 2005 at 09:22 AM
Cher may be the ultimate authority on hoes...and other garden implements....but could she solve the hapland puzzle game? .....I think not
Posted by: alisaren | February 22, 2005 at 09:28 AM
Cher may be the ultimate authority on hoes...and other garden implements....but could she solve the hapland puzzle game? .....I think not
Posted by: alisaren | February 22, 2005 at 09:31 AM
But I don't double post, alisaren....
Posted by: cher | February 22, 2005 at 09:37 AM
usually i don't either ....but today is special :)
Posted by: alisaren | February 22, 2005 at 09:41 AM
If you read the NY Post's version it quotes her as saying, "I know — they are ho's, aren't they?" This obviously means that the two of them are owned by prostitutes, not that they are hookers. I'm not sure which is better though.
Posted by: Dan | February 22, 2005 at 09:56 AM
she may be right, but she is beverly sills compared to those two "singers"... [back on the geezer bus i go]
Posted by: queensbee | February 22, 2005 at 10:06 AM
you'll also note to the left of that article is an add for a musical condom.
god love america.
Posted by: Murphy | February 22, 2005 at 10:09 AM
Ok she may be old and vulgar and look like she had a gazillion face lifts and has been dipped in formaldehyde...but she has a nice voice and is a pretty good actress...am I right?...or not???
Posted by: julietine | February 22, 2005 at 10:13 AM
So that's what they mean by "cultivating the earth." ;-)
Posted by: Alex D. | February 22, 2005 at 10:22 AM
*digs out World Atlas to find "Australasia"
Posted by: slyeyes | February 22, 2005 at 10:24 AM
Yay! Uncle Omar! *runs for a hug and dodges flying paddles*
Posted by: Arcane Jill | February 22, 2005 at 10:25 AM
Ok Jeff..I stand corrected..
**Goes to paddel herself with an extra large paddle for opening her big mouth**
Posted by: julietine | February 22, 2005 at 10:31 AM
you'll also note to the left of that article is an add for a musical condom.
god love america.
Posted by: Murphy | February 22, 2005 at 10:36 AM
I'll paddle you, Julie!
Posted by: Balanchine | February 22, 2005 at 10:43 AM
(phone rings) Hello Pot?
Yes this is Pot.
This is Kettle. Your Black.
(Hangs Up)
Posted by: opiesgirl | February 22, 2005 at 11:00 AM
Ooh! Cat Fight!
I'd pay good money to see the three of them go at it in a ring.
Posted by: punky brewster | February 22, 2005 at 11:03 AM
Balanchine,
you are naughty!..I love it!!
Posted by: julietine | February 22, 2005 at 11:06 AM
And thinking about it..what the heck is a hoe???...could I be one???...can someone provide a description???
Posted by: julietine | February 22, 2005 at 11:07 AM
FWIW the Royal Navy mag has never put Cher in as a pin-up, but there have been sheep, two donkeys, a duck ......
Posted by: BarryFS | February 22, 2005 at 11:12 AM
And Opie,
ha,ha..u made me laugh since I just learned the expression "the pot calling the kettle black!"...ha,ha!...
Posted by: julietine | February 22, 2005 at 11:12 AM
I'm with you julietine - on the Cher thing - do NOT back down - I have your back!
And, alisaren that is the best retort to the doble post attack I've ever seen - may I borrow it since with this F$%&*#king dial-up I do it all the time! :)
Posted by: Eleanor | February 22, 2005 at 11:23 AM
doble=French for double
Posted by: Eleanor | February 22, 2005 at 11:24 AM
hey sonny - I got you babe!
Posted by: cher | February 22, 2005 at 11:26 AM
Thanks Eleanor...
**feels empowered enough to show bloggers the truth**
Posted by: julietine | February 22, 2005 at 11:33 AM
eleanor- by all means ...feel free to use my retort....glad to be of service ...
...wait ...does that make me a hoe?
Posted by: alisaren | February 22, 2005 at 11:40 AM
My favorite "ho" routine was "Eddie Murphy as 'Velvet Jones', that slick ass pimp from Saturday Night Live “I wanna be a ho ...”"
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | February 22, 2005 at 03:44 PM
Sonny, there's this whole thing about being dead that throws a wrench into things. Get back here this instant! Don't make me come down from there...
Posted by: God | February 22, 2005 at 05:28 PM
If it's all the same to you, God, I'm gonna hang out for the weekend with my buddy, Bernie.
Posted by: Sonny | February 22, 2005 at 07:18 PM
Go ahead, just don't tell anyone I sent you. ;-)
And don't go calling people "spades."
Posted by: God | February 22, 2005 at 09:42 PM
Cher's oh-so-great powers of deduction have brought her to a conclusion that the rest of the world came to a long time ago! Maybe in a few years she'll tell us that Janet Jackson's "wardrobe malfunction" was intentional :-)
Posted by: unoriginal | February 24, 2005 at 11:39 AM