CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?

(Thanks to Savitri)

Comments

[Sean]

Now that's eerie..

[golfwidow]

I could've told you, Vincent. This world was never meant for one as beautiful as you.

But you only have the one ear, so you couldn't have heard me anyway.

[akgirl]

It's quite here today. Everyone must be trying to stay abreast on the penis slaying in Alaska.

[akgirl]

I meant quiet

[Bismuth]

finger = sausage... OK, I will buy that one.

but what could you possibly mistake for an ear? a fortune cookie maybe? some sort of pastry? Barry Manilow's left pancreas?

[judi]

akgirl: it's a national holiday... so now we know what government workers do when they're at work.

[notme]

Well what do you expect at Strangeways Prison?

[akgirl]

if it wasn't to blog I would probably never come in to my office to work

lol

[charleyfoxtrot]

It should be easy to find the former owner of the ear. Just look for the guy whose glasses are hanging diagonally across his face.

[Targetgirl]

Bismuth, Manilow (like us all) has only one pancreas. Though I believe it 'dresses left' most of the time.

[matt neffer]

If I found a toe in the street I guess I would call a tow truck. I don't know what I would do about an ear.

[Christobol]

"Oh my gosh, it's a human ear on the sidewalk!"
"Calm down, Jeeves, that's a piece of pizza."
"Oh. Holy Crap! It's a severed leg!"
"That's a parking meter."
"Oh. AAAARRRRGGHHH! It's a human head!"
"Well, so it is. But see the sign? That's a human head recycling center. You really need to just chill out."

[MOTW]

oh, matt, that's easy - call the local piercing and tatoo shop.

[OriginalEnigma]

"Let us all raise our glasses to the pancreas, it has never been an organ of distinction,

Though it functions day by day, in a most convenient way, it has never had the glory
that the liver gets."

how on earth would one mistake a SAUSAGE for a FINGER? come on people! it doesn't take a brain surgeon to figure these things out.

[Guin]

It's just David Lynch making a sequel to Blue Velvet. Don't be alarmed.

[slyeyes]

Huh?

[Eleanor]

Was Michael Masden nearby???

10 points for correct movie reference...

[Leetie]

Guin, you beat me to it. My favorite movie!

Heineken! F--k that s--t! Pabst Blue Ribbon!

[Jeff Meyerson]

Eleanor - Does "Stuck in the Middle With You" answer your question?

Bismuth, Manilow (like us all) has only one pancreas. Though I believe it 'dresses left' most of the time.

Targetgirl, I won't even ask how you know that.

[queensbee]

probably somebody who had a barry manilow earworm.....

[Alex D.]

The last line is especially funny/disturbing:

"Detectives want to make sure it is human ear after a similar find a number of years ago of what was thought to be a human finger turned out to be a sausage."

I'm speechless.

[eyal philippsborn]

I can't believe they didn't integrate a wireless internet connection. This way, they could have called it "sitcom"

I say, let's take it further: an ear pick with music coming out of it, an electric razor that secretes aftershave.

Th sky (and a numb leg from sitting three hours straight) is the limit.