CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?
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Now that's eerie..
Posted by: Sean | February 21, 2005 at 07:43 AM
I could've told you, Vincent. This world was never meant for one as beautiful as you.
But you only have the one ear, so you couldn't have heard me anyway.
Posted by: golfwidow | February 21, 2005 at 07:55 AM
It's quite here today. Everyone must be trying to stay abreast on the penis slaying in Alaska.
Posted by: akgirl | February 21, 2005 at 08:03 AM
I meant quiet
Posted by: akgirl | February 21, 2005 at 08:05 AM
finger = sausage... OK, I will buy that one.
but what could you possibly mistake for an ear? a fortune cookie maybe? some sort of pastry? Barry Manilow's left pancreas?
Posted by: Bismuth | February 21, 2005 at 08:05 AM
akgirl: it's a national holiday... so now we know what government workers do when they're at work.
Posted by: judi | February 21, 2005 at 08:10 AM
Well what do you expect at Strangeways Prison?
Posted by: notme | February 21, 2005 at 08:22 AM
if it wasn't to blog I would probably never come in to my office to work
lol
Posted by: akgirl | February 21, 2005 at 08:35 AM
It should be easy to find the former owner of the ear. Just look for the guy whose glasses are hanging diagonally across his face.
Posted by: charleyfoxtrot | February 21, 2005 at 08:40 AM
Bismuth, Manilow (like us all) has only one pancreas. Though I believe it 'dresses left' most of the time.
Posted by: Targetgirl | February 21, 2005 at 08:47 AM
If I found a toe in the street I guess I would call a tow truck. I don't know what I would do about an ear.
Posted by: matt neffer | February 21, 2005 at 08:53 AM
"Oh my gosh, it's a human ear on the sidewalk!"
"Calm down, Jeeves, that's a piece of pizza."
"Oh. Holy Crap! It's a severed leg!"
"That's a parking meter."
"Oh. AAAARRRRGGHHH! It's a human head!"
"Well, so it is. But see the sign? That's a human head recycling center. You really need to just chill out."
Posted by: Christobol | February 21, 2005 at 08:58 AM
oh, matt, that's easy - call the local piercing and tatoo shop.
Posted by: MOTW | February 21, 2005 at 08:59 AM
"Let us all raise our glasses to the pancreas, it has never been an organ of distinction,
Though it functions day by day, in a most convenient way, it has never had the glory
that the liver gets."
how on earth would one mistake a SAUSAGE for a FINGER? come on people! it doesn't take a brain surgeon to figure these things out.
Posted by: OriginalEnigma | February 21, 2005 at 09:23 AM
It's just David Lynch making a sequel to Blue Velvet. Don't be alarmed.
Posted by: Guin | February 21, 2005 at 09:24 AM
Huh?
Posted by: slyeyes | February 21, 2005 at 10:12 AM
Was Michael Masden nearby???
10 points for correct movie reference...
Posted by: Eleanor | February 21, 2005 at 10:51 AM
Guin, you beat me to it. My favorite movie!
Heineken! F--k that s--t! Pabst Blue Ribbon!
Posted by: Leetie | February 21, 2005 at 11:21 AM
Eleanor - Does "Stuck in the Middle With You" answer your question?
Bismuth, Manilow (like us all) has only one pancreas. Though I believe it 'dresses left' most of the time.
Targetgirl, I won't even ask how you know that.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | February 21, 2005 at 12:01 PM
probably somebody who had a barry manilow earworm.....
Posted by: queensbee | February 22, 2005 at 02:58 AM
The last line is especially funny/disturbing:
"Detectives want to make sure it is human ear after a similar find a number of years ago of what was thought to be a human finger turned out to be a sausage."
I'm speechless.
Posted by: Alex D. | February 22, 2005 at 03:06 AM
I can't believe they didn't integrate a wireless internet connection. This way, they could have called it "sitcom"
I say, let's take it further: an ear pick with music coming out of it, an electric razor that secretes aftershave.
Th sky (and a numb leg from sitting three hours straight) is the limit.
Posted by: eyal philippsborn | February 22, 2005 at 11:28 AM