ATTENTION, FEMALE PHOTOJOURNALISTS
You'll never make it in this business if you don't show up for the really important stories.
(Thanks to Mahatma Jane)
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February 22, 2005
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At least she won't need any flotation devices.....
Posted by: Pinto | February 22, 2005 at 11:01 AM
Pinto....
Dude... they're filled with WATER. Not only that, but they're filled with SALT WATER. Which means that she's wearing the equivalent of cement shoes on her chest.
Posted by: Polly | February 22, 2005 at 11:03 AM
EUREKA. I know what size I want for my next breast implants.
Floatation devices? (read, RAFT)
yikes..
Posted by: Giddy | February 22, 2005 at 11:06 AM
Mahatma Kane Jeeves, not Mahatma Jane
Posted by: Your friendly neighborhood reference wench | February 22, 2005 at 11:07 AM
Where the H3ll does she buy her bras, eh?!
REI?
Posted by: Giddy | February 22, 2005 at 11:08 AM
Polly, are you implying that her breasts aren't real?
I'm shocked, I tell you.... Shocked.....
Posted by: Pinto | February 22, 2005 at 11:08 AM
Mahatma Kane Jeeves, not Mahatma Jane
Posted by: Your friendly neighborhood reference wench | February 22, 2005 at 11:09 AM
This seems like a perfectly valid journalist story for me....
It's also an optical illusion. If you concentrate really hard, after a minute or so, you'll see some photographers in the background!
Posted by: Higgy | February 22, 2005 at 11:11 AM
Polly!
I see you jump in with expertise on science and fraud once again. We've missed you.
Posted by: Deontologist | February 22, 2005 at 11:12 AM
Another optical illusion or reality: - her breasts are larger than their heads??
Posted by: Giddy | February 22, 2005 at 11:12 AM
Not real? Do you think? She's like the Pied Piper for breastfeeding children. (And also men...all men. And some women. Although not me cuz homey don't play that way.)
Posted by: Polly | February 22, 2005 at 11:13 AM
Ah, men ... like moths to a flame
Posted by: punky brewster | February 22, 2005 at 11:13 AM
A viable contestant for David Letterman's "Does it Float?" contest?
Posted by: Giddy | February 22, 2005 at 11:15 AM
Not only that, but she pulls flowers out of her a$$!!
How is a girl supposed to find a decent man with THAT for competition?
Posted by: Polly | February 22, 2005 at 11:18 AM
Not only that, but she pulls flowers out of her a$$!!
How is a girl supposed to find a decent man with THAT for competition?
Posted by: Polly | February 22, 2005 at 11:18 AM
So nice I had to say it twice.
Posted by: Polly | February 22, 2005 at 11:19 AM
She's not truly "competition," is she? More like a side show. At least, I hope so. Holy chit!
Posted by: Giddy | February 22, 2005 at 11:21 AM
One of those guys has his hand down his pants!!
Posted by: Tamara | February 22, 2005 at 11:23 AM
And what's up with the guy with the microphone? Is he planning to interview her? What would you ask a half naked woman posing in the pool?
So, what are your thoughts on global warming?....
Posted by: Pinto | February 22, 2005 at 11:24 AM
for my next geometry class:
1) extend the lines of sight of all the photographers' cameras in this picture. Do they intersect? Where?
Extra credit: Are you surprised ?
Posted by: insomniac | February 22, 2005 at 11:26 AM
Why does that make me think "And the rockets red glare"?
Giddy: bra? She don't need no steenkin' bra! Those things aretheir (not there) own floatation devices. I think a bra would be superfluous at this point.
Polly, we missed you. You were being discussed earlier. Were your ears ringing?
Mahatma: I think Judi still has that mental block about your name.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | February 22, 2005 at 11:26 AM
Made you look! Bwahahaha!
*ducks*
Posted by: Tamara | February 22, 2005 at 11:26 AM
Whoops, I meant to say "were your ears BURNING?" I think that's the proper old wive's tale question.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | February 22, 2005 at 11:27 AM
If one of those guys in the back pushes to get just a little better view . . . . splash for the whole lot of them.
Now THAT would be a picture!
Posted by: powerhungry | February 22, 2005 at 11:28 AM
Tamara - thanks for the smirk.
;o)
Posted by: Giddy | February 22, 2005 at 11:29 AM
For those of you who didn't get the "rocket's red glare" reference, let me refresh your memory (or is that mammary?): Mrs. Jose Lima.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | February 22, 2005 at 11:31 AM
Jeff,
My ears weren't ringing but I did go to IHOP for Swedish Paakes this afternoon and thought of my moaties.
(P.S. Missed you guys! Got a job! Hooray! Life is good!)
Posted by: Polly | February 22, 2005 at 11:31 AM
Why is there never an outcry of sexism when this blog links to say... chippendales?
Just curious
Posted by: DanMan | February 22, 2005 at 11:33 AM
[shuffles feet at getting taken by Tamara]
Well, it wouldn't surprise me! Clearly they are crude beasties with no restraint. Oh, wait, that would be sexist to say...true, but a sexist generalization nonetheless.
And Polly, with your new smile set to "stun" you really need not worry about competition even if you cannot do the vegetation trick. Check your email.
Jeff, I though it was supposed to be "did your spider sense tingle?"
Posted by: Deontologist | February 22, 2005 at 11:36 AM
Boy, I hope that guy in Alaska with the freshly re-attached... uh, medallion didn't see that. He might have suture integrity issues.
Posted by: horned frog | February 22, 2005 at 11:41 AM
Sh1T!!..EVEN AS A WOMAN i HAVE TO SAY THE B!TCH IS HOT!
Posted by: julietine | February 22, 2005 at 11:41 AM
julietine, you are getting scarier and sexier all the time.
Posted by: horned frog | February 22, 2005 at 11:43 AM
Horned honey,
yes!!
Posted by: julietine | February 22, 2005 at 11:46 AM
horned frog: LOL for "suture integrity issues"!!
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | February 22, 2005 at 11:52 AM
Mebbe MJJ is me anima
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | February 22, 2005 at 11:56 AM
Talk about spraining your tongue . . . that's just ridiculous.
Posted by: Boo Augutus | February 22, 2005 at 11:58 AM
A viable contestant for David Letterman's, "Does it Float?" contest?
*spew*
excellent just excellent!
Posted by: Zoodle | February 22, 2005 at 11:59 AM
Talk about spraining your tongue . . . that's just ridiculous.
Posted by: Boo Augutus | February 22, 2005 at 12:00 PM
Is that a 70-200mm motorized zoom lens in your camera bag, or are you happy to see me?
ps - Hey, Matt Neffer - still spotwelding?
Posted by: Wally Ballou | February 22, 2005 at 12:07 PM
Got milk?
Posted by: michael jackson | February 22, 2005 at 12:31 PM
I STILL say they're shaped funny... the tops look fake, but the bottom part that you can see looks like it was run over by a truck...
And umm... Whats the white stuff around her waist????? Just wondering...
Posted by: Just | February 22, 2005 at 12:34 PM
Dad?
Posted by: chris elliot | February 22, 2005 at 12:35 PM
Mikey, no milk; how 'bout some Jesus juice?
In a Dr. Pepper can?
Posted by: horned frog | February 22, 2005 at 12:36 PM
do they call them "ramparts," in Argentina?
Posted by: Cheesewiz | February 22, 2005 at 12:37 PM
Just - she has a waist???
*goes back to ..um... check - yeah, that's it*
Posted by: Higgy | February 22, 2005 at 12:39 PM
Horned frog...what can I say!!???...I am hot baby!!
Posted by: julietine | February 22, 2005 at 12:40 PM
just, re: the white stuff? I'm guessing dolphin jizz.
Posted by: jaques cousteau | February 22, 2005 at 12:41 PM
I'm a believer, j. When you visit, leave your knife at home. On the rest. Or the double-ended whatchacallit.
Posted by: horned frog | February 22, 2005 at 12:43 PM
OY!
Posted by: Arcane Jill | February 22, 2005 at 12:43 PM
terraplenes
Posted by: Boo Augustus | February 22, 2005 at 12:43 PM
LOL Higgy...
Posted by: Just | February 22, 2005 at 12:47 PM
"mucho grande terraplenes," to be exact.
Posted by: Boo Augustus | February 22, 2005 at 12:47 PM
"mucho grande terraplenes," to be exact.
Posted by: Boo Augustus | February 22, 2005 at 12:48 PM
embankments?
Posted by: horned frog | February 22, 2005 at 12:49 PM
"Mucho grande terraplenes," to be exact.
Posted by: Boo Augustus | February 22, 2005 at 12:50 PM
FYI women with breast implants can't breastfeed, they don't have milk...i guess you could suck saline
Posted by: cubie | February 22, 2005 at 12:52 PM
And Argentinian ramparts = lolas, or gomas.
The Argentinian's sense of humor is up there with the best there is. Fo' shizzle.
Posted by: D'Artagnan | February 22, 2005 at 12:53 PM
motw and jeff: it's kinda like on "joan of arcadia" ok? but if mahatma jane doesn't like it, i'll stop ;)
Posted by: judi | February 22, 2005 at 12:53 PM
Technically, that's what a rampart is, technically.
Posted by: Boo Augustus | February 22, 2005 at 12:53 PM
Technically, that's what a rampart is, technically.
Posted by: Boo Augustus | February 22, 2005 at 12:53 PM
Technically, that's what a rampart is, technically.
Posted by: Boo Augustus | February 22, 2005 at 12:53 PM
Technically, that's what a rampart is, technically.
Posted by: Boo Augustus | February 22, 2005 at 12:53 PM
Technically, that's what a rampart is, technically.
Posted by: Boo Augustus | February 22, 2005 at 12:55 PM
Technically, that's what a rampart is, technically.
Posted by: Boo Augustus | February 22, 2005 at 12:55 PM
Technically, that's what a rampart is, technically.
Posted by: Boo Augustus | February 22, 2005 at 12:55 PM
Technically, that's what a rampart is, technically.
Posted by: Boo Augustus | February 22, 2005 at 12:55 PM
Got it. Several times.
Posted by: horned frog | February 22, 2005 at 12:55 PM
I'll take a four-shot of Boo Augustus.
Posted by: Arcane Jill | February 22, 2005 at 12:56 PM
Tambien, hablo solamente Tex-Mex.
Posted by: horned frog | February 22, 2005 at 12:58 PM
guess Boo got a little too excited about ramparts there....
Posted by: amaranth | February 22, 2005 at 01:00 PM
I think I'll quit for the day while I'm ahead . . . several posts ahead, in fact.
Posted by: Boo Augustus | February 22, 2005 at 01:01 PM
Judi: s'okay, no bigee . . .
Posted by: Mhamtaa Knae Jveees | February 22, 2005 at 01:01 PM
I think I'll quit for the day while I'm ahead . . . several posts ahead, in fact.
Posted by: Boo Augustus | February 22, 2005 at 01:01 PM
I think I'll quit for the day while I'm ahead . . . several posts ahead, in fact.
Posted by: Boo Augustus | February 22, 2005 at 01:01 PM
I think I'll quit for the day while I'm ahead . . . several posts ahead, in fact.
Posted by: Boo Augustus | February 22, 2005 at 01:01 PM
I think I'll quit for the day while I'm ahead . . . several posts ahead, in fact.
Posted by: Boo Augustus | February 22, 2005 at 01:01 PM
I think I'll quit for the day while I'm ahead . . . several posts ahead, in fact.
Posted by: Boo Augustus | February 22, 2005 at 01:01 PM
I think I'll quit for the day while I'm ahead . . . several posts ahead, in fact.
Posted by: Boo Augustus | February 22, 2005 at 01:01 PM
I think I'll quit for the day while I'm ahead . . . several posts ahead, in fact.
Posted by: Boo Augustus | February 22, 2005 at 01:01 PM
I think I'll quit for the day while I'm ahead . . . several posts ahead, in fact.
Posted by: Boo Augustus | February 22, 2005 at 01:03 PM
I think I'll quit for the day while I'm ahead . . . several posts ahead, in fact.
Posted by: Boo Augustus | February 22, 2005 at 01:03 PM
I think I'll quit for the day while I'm ahead . . . several posts ahead, in fact.
Posted by: Boo Augustus | February 22, 2005 at 01:03 PM
Judi: s'okay, no bigee . . .
Posted by: Mhamtaa Knae Jveees | February 22, 2005 at 01:03 PM
I think I'll quit for the day while I'm ahead . . . several posts ahead, in fact.
Posted by: Boo Augustus | February 22, 2005 at 01:03 PM
I think I'll quit for the day while I'm ahead . . . several posts ahead, in fact.
Posted by: Boo Augustus | February 22, 2005 at 01:03 PM
I think I'll quit for the day while I'm ahead . . . several posts ahead, in fact.
Posted by: Boo Augustus | February 22, 2005 at 01:03 PM
I think I'll quit for the day while I'm ahead . . . several posts ahead, in fact.
Posted by: Boo Augustus | February 22, 2005 at 01:03 PM
Let me amend that: the blog is getting a little too excited about ramparts as well.
Posted by: amaranth | February 22, 2005 at 01:04 PM
Don't quit now. I'm just starting to understand.
Posted by: Rabid Rabbit | February 22, 2005 at 01:06 PM
Geez, Boo, time to get that mouse button cleaned, I guess...
Posted by: D'Artagnan | February 22, 2005 at 01:06 PM
Don't quit now. I'm just starting to understand.
Posted by: Rabid Rabbit | February 22, 2005 at 01:08 PM
RR: Please don't start or me and my young spunky companion might just have to hurt you!
As for Boo??????????
Posted by: Porthos | February 22, 2005 at 01:20 PM
All for one, and one for all! *draws rapier*
Posted by: Athos | February 22, 2005 at 01:24 PM
D'Art:
D'Oh!! I had to send that link to my breast-man friend. heh
Posted by: Giddy | February 22, 2005 at 01:27 PM
Man, the ramparts!
Posted by: Raibd Rabbit | February 22, 2005 at 01:31 PM
Where is that slacker Aramis at when we need him?
Posted by: Porthos | February 22, 2005 at 01:32 PM
Women w/implants can breastfeed, especially if the incision isn't thru the "nipple." Less milk ducts cut that way.
(TMI?)
Posted by: Giddy | February 22, 2005 at 01:33 PM
Back off wench, we are in battle!
Posted by: Porthos! | February 22, 2005 at 01:36 PM
I went to get more wine, what happened?
Posted by: Aramis | February 22, 2005 at 01:37 PM
Aramis? I used to smell him every time I went to a club back in the '70s.
Posted by: horned frog | February 22, 2005 at 01:37 PM