ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF THE KIND OF THING THIS BLOG DOES NOT LINK TO
Judi informs us that this item is not funny, and we will yield to her maturity and judgment. If we had linked to it, however, we would have credited many people.
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Wise Judi
Posted by: slowlayne | February 24, 2005 at 05:11 PM
I hate people who abuse dogs.
Posted by: Balanchine | February 24, 2005 at 05:15 PM
I guess it could have been worse. The dog could have been debating a bill on the Colorado House floor.
Poor dog.
Posted by: Kilmeny | February 24, 2005 at 05:15 PM
This is the first story that I laughed at in quite a while.
hmmm what does that say about me...? Damn! I don't want to go to hell.
Posted by: orcel | February 24, 2005 at 05:20 PM
I think someone needs to check this guy's coffee intake... I agree poor dog.
Posted by: Papua Mike | February 24, 2005 at 05:21 PM
Y'all are missing the point here. Blind man, he can't see. Someone says "Hey! Hot dogs here! Get y'er hot dogs here!" He can't see what they're talking about.
What did you EXPECT?
Posted by: Liam | February 24, 2005 at 05:26 PM
Oh, my mistake. I forgot how I was just kicking my hotdog through the grocery store yesterday and I needed to just reach out and bite something...
Posted by: Papua Mike | February 24, 2005 at 05:33 PM
orcel: handbasket to your left . . .
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | February 24, 2005 at 05:33 PM
Editors must have smiled when this one crossed the desk.
Posted by: everysandwich | February 24, 2005 at 05:40 PM
Jeez, and I thought my boss was ungrateful.
Posted by: reneviht | February 24, 2005 at 05:44 PM
You think that's bad..You should have heard the blind guy yelling at the poor dog..His bark was worse than his bite..
Posted by: Sean | February 24, 2005 at 06:01 PM
I agree ... not funny, however, we may be able to assume that the man was in a blind rage ...
Posted by: Uncle Omar | February 24, 2005 at 06:02 PM
You think that's bad..You should have heard the blind guy yelling at the poor dog..His bark was worse than his bite..
Posted by: Sean | February 24, 2005 at 06:03 PM
NOW THAT'S NEWS!
Sry for caps.
Thanks for tolerating me.
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Posted by: Psycho_Joe | February 24, 2005 at 06:10 PM
Bitten by the hand that feeds you.
Posted by: matt neffer | February 24, 2005 at 06:14 PM
Did you bite this dog?
I've never seen that dog in my life.
Posted by: matt neffer | February 24, 2005 at 06:17 PM
Shoot the bastard. Twice. And then let the poor, innocent dog have his dumb ass owner's genitals as a chew toy.
Posted by: punky brewster | February 24, 2005 at 06:55 PM
I agree with Judi
Posted by: cubie | February 24, 2005 at 07:02 PM
While a blind man biting his seeing eye dog may not be funny in reality (especially for the poor dog) I have to say it sounds like a mighty amusing premise in a Seinfeld or Curb Your Enthusiasm episode. If it were a seeing eye cat, I have to admit I'd be laughing either way.
Posted by: everysandwich | February 24, 2005 at 07:19 PM
you're right everysandwich...man-bites-dog is every journalist's dream...Of course it's No. 2 after covering an enhanced-ramparted Miss Chile
Posted by: philintexas | February 24, 2005 at 07:30 PM
Thanks for the throwback, Blogfly. It was relative, timely and hilarious. High marks on all counts!
Posted by: Marvin | Paranoid Android | February 24, 2005 at 08:29 PM
Number One reason NEVER to abuse your seeing eye dog- On coming traffic.
Posted by: opiesgirl | February 24, 2005 at 08:56 PM
Well, Matt, it doesn't sound like he is impressed by guys in bikinis. And you offended him! You meanie - you are tho inthenthitive!!
Posted by: vannchan | February 24, 2005 at 09:57 PM
Another one bites the dog. -Queen
Posted by: D'Artagnan | February 24, 2005 at 10:16 PM
Dave, you really need to listen to Judi. NOT funny.
Posted by: Guin | February 25, 2005 at 02:43 AM
Oh, c'mon, Guin. A LITTLE funny.
This appears to be one of those largely gender based ones. The sensitive, caring gender thinks this is horrible, the beer drinking "guy" gender thinks this is a laugh riot.
And the Emeril watching gender wonders what the dog tasted like.
Liam
Posted by: Liam | February 25, 2005 at 03:38 AM
Oh sure, take the dog's side, people, even though I didn't see ANY report of what went on prior to the attack.
Blind Guy: Come on Rex, please just lead me home. Please? We haven't been home for two weeks.
Rex: Sure, here we go.
Blind Guy: But, this doesn't sound right, and it doesn't smell right. You're leading me to that field where you romp with all the stray dogs again, aren't you? I'm telling you, I can't take it! They hump my legs mercilessly! I need my medicine and some food.
Rex: Bite me, blindy.
Posted by: Christobol | February 25, 2005 at 03:50 AM
while the funny quotient of this article is in debate, beside the article you will see a slideshow. Picture number 40 is a man who is squirting milk out of his EYE. If that isn't funny, I don't know what the heck is. Milk, hmmm, cereal, gotta go, I'm hungry.
Posted by: klynn | February 25, 2005 at 05:06 AM
Re: Road Kill Candy . . . Sweet!
Oh, and I think the blind guy dog story is funny. Even with XX chromosomes. I mean, just because the guy's blind, doesn't mean he'll be nicer than any other beer-swilling XY cretin.
Oops, are my opinions showing?
Posted by: Maggirat | February 25, 2005 at 10:42 AM
OMG!
Lighten up, SPCA ... it's a joke ... I don't think it sends a message, let alone an improper one ...
Old joke:
What's the difference between a road-kill skunk and a road-kill lawyer?
Skid marks in front of the skunk.
Posted by: U.O. | February 25, 2005 at 11:30 AM
Did I miss anything? Thought somebody mentioned my name...
Posted by: candy tutt | February 25, 2005 at 01:58 PM
I'm with Judi. Poor doggy :(
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