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OWWW!
Posted by: D. Crow | February 17, 2005 at 03:43 PM
Dave,
I don't ever want to read the words "penis" and "massive injuries" in the same sentence.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | February 17, 2005 at 03:45 PM
IJURIES??
Posted by: lollyk | February 17, 2005 at 03:45 PM
I think he needs to ship his brain in for examination.
Posted by: poster formerly known as ford prefect | February 17, 2005 at 03:47 PM
how many times did he tie it up? and why does it take 45 seconds or more to post to the blog? i have dsl da*&it!! i'll never be first at this rate!
*goes to pout in corner*
Posted by: lollyk | February 17, 2005 at 03:49 PM
is it not politically correct to pee on the side of the road in romania? it is here in calaveras county!
Posted by: lollyk | February 17, 2005 at 03:51 PM
__ __ __ __
A four letter word the guy was shouting at the time of removal
Posted by: hangman | February 17, 2005 at 03:52 PM
hey jeff,
simul-post!!
Posted by: lollyk | February 17, 2005 at 03:54 PM
OK!
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | February 17, 2005 at 04:13 PM
Can't he just pee in his empty beer can like everyone else?
Posted by: Kilmeny | February 17, 2005 at 04:45 PM
Ermm.......ouch.......
That is all.
Posted by: Graz | February 17, 2005 at 04:46 PM
OMG! Too funny!!!! LOL
Ever notice that it isn't women doing stupid stuff like that??
Posted by: Angie | February 17, 2005 at 04:56 PM
Can't you guys just leave those things alone?!?!?!
Posted by: Debbie | February 17, 2005 at 05:04 PM
When mine gets in the way I just tuck it into my sock.
Posted by: Balanchine | February 17, 2005 at 05:17 PM
didn't he have a pop bottle around or something?
Posted by: kim possible | February 17, 2005 at 05:29 PM
OK, my question is, he must have had to whip it out to wrap the string around it...probably took a while with the string, too. Then pack it all back in his shorts, right? Wouldn't it have been just as easy to pee? Maybe faster, even?
Posted by: cebasham | February 17, 2005 at 05:32 PM
Maybe he's related to the guy from Wales.
Posted by: opiesgirl | February 17, 2005 at 05:40 PM
There must be a urinal (read: tree) shortage.
Posted by: Alex D. | February 17, 2005 at 05:40 PM
I am not a guy. But I am married to a guy. And I have 4 guys for kids. And I can't imagine any of them every considering doing this for even half a second. Sorry for the return post...I am just stunned into speechification...holy crap on a cracker, dude, just pee!
Posted by: cebasham | February 17, 2005 at 05:52 PM
This guy is dumber than gravel ...
If not peeing by the roadside or behind a tree indicates their local morality/attitude, what would they do if a woman breastfed her baby on a street corner?
Posted by: uh oh | February 17, 2005 at 06:56 PM
Let's review:
Good to hear from a woman: You have massive penis.
Bad to hear from a woman: You have massive penis ... trauma.
Posted by: insomniac | February 17, 2005 at 07:09 PM
Likely story. He probably had something important to remember and didn't want to look like a total dork with a string tied around one of his fingers.
Posted by: Brad | February 17, 2005 at 07:18 PM
What is it with Romanian men and nightmarish penis trauma?
Posted by: slyeyes | February 17, 2005 at 07:56 PM
OUCH!
Posted by: Giddy | February 17, 2005 at 07:57 PM
When Something About Mary meets Dumb and Dumber?
Posted by: SmtAzzBlnd | February 17, 2005 at 08:25 PM
Yet another instance of hiding a fetish behind an implausible explanation. "Well, I just fell on that vaseline covered potato!"
Must have been a masochist.
Posted by: maglizrd | February 17, 2005 at 11:09 PM
although to be fair, "nightmarish penis trauma" is a bit rendundant
Posted by: slyeyes | February 18, 2005 at 09:36 AM
I DO NOT APPRECIATE ALL THIS DEROGATORY COMMENTARY. I AM VERY FINDING IT HURTFUL! PLEASE DESIST
Posted by: Vasile Barbulescu | November 03, 2005 at 03:15 AM