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January 21, 2005
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"You can look for weeks for a snake ... you don't get to be that big without being clever"
Maybe he should dress as livestock?
Posted by: Marvin | Paranoid Android | January 21, 2005 at 05:30 AM
Filling in for Marlin Perkins (who, I believe, may or may not be dead) Dr Brady Barr will encourage "Jim" to fight the giant snake beast in it's hole.
Posted by: Brian McClure | January 21, 2005 at 05:37 AM
Marvin, to this critter, we're all livestock!
I think 'Man-Eaters of Malawi' wbagnfapf (porno film).
Posted by: insomniac | January 21, 2005 at 05:48 AM
"You can look for weeks for a snake..." Especially after swimming or during a cold snap.
Posted by: igloo | January 21, 2005 at 05:49 AM
Marlin Perkins died in the mid '80s - I don't remember the exact year. He was like... 80 maybe? I grew up watching his show. It was great, wasn't it?
What about Austin Stevens? Everybody watching the "Snakemaster" on Animal Planet?
Posted by: LabSpecimen | January 21, 2005 at 06:02 AM
US snake-catcher to look for Gauteng's monster reptile
Gauteng: "I don't have a reptile?"
Snake Catcher: "But, I heard you have the world's largest 'trouser' snake"
"You can't have it"
"I am the greatest snake catcher in the world!"
"You don't know what a trouser snake is do you?"
"I have his skin"
"That's latex"
"A condom?"
"Yup"
"Why would a snake be wearing a condom?"
*unzip*
"Oh"
"Not exactly National Geographic material"
"What, but nude pygmies are ok?"
Posted by: Writer's Cramp | January 21, 2005 at 06:10 AM
Dr Barr needs to get laid
Posted by: julietine | January 21, 2005 at 06:23 AM
5m+ snake is missing AND growing!?!?
*ink*
Posted by: slyeyes | January 21, 2005 at 06:33 AM
julietine - that's exactly what I thought when I read the article!!!!!
Posted by: Eleanor | January 21, 2005 at 06:36 AM
I never would have guessed that a herpetologist was a specialist in reptiles and amphibians
Posted by: Peri | January 21, 2005 at 06:41 AM
Anyone know who Jeff Corwin is? Animal Planet reptile specialist and all-knowing biologist.
His idol is Jim Fowler of Wild Kingdom fame. As a kid he watched Marlin send Jim off to wrestle rhino and take down wildabeast. He said someday he'd be that crazy animal-capturer. And now he is. And- he's crazy good lookin' ta boot.
C'Bol, do you really have your own blog? If so, please do share the url? Pleee?
Posted by: Targetgirl | January 21, 2005 at 09:57 AM
TargetGirl, I love Jeff Corwin. He's zany and fearless.
Posted by: LabSpecimen | January 21, 2005 at 10:24 AM
Key quote: nearly 992.07 pounds ...
Well, all right, but is 992.0699 pounds really a record?
(Too bad I messed up the other link/post ... forgot to ditch my crib notes ...)
Posted by: U.O. | January 21, 2005 at 09:15 PM