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January 19, 2005

TODAY'S CELEBRITY NEWS

This isn't it.

(Thanks to john richburg)

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The original George Michael/Boy George

January 19, 2005 — Prosecutors filed charges Wednesday against the driver of a Dave Matthews Band tour bus accused of dumping 800 pounds of human waste onto a sightseeing boat on the Chicago River last summer.

According to authorities, Wohl was alone in the bus driving to a downtown hotel on Aug. 8 when he allegedly emptied the bus' septic tank as it crossed the metal grates of the Kinzie Street bridge.

The waste poured through the grates and onto the open deck of the Chicago's Little Lady tour boat, which was passing below with more than 100 people on board.

BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD

This guy's life has been used for every "Where are they now?" script on MTV/VH1 for the past ten years.

I thought that Leif was dead. Like pop rocks and pepsi orsomething. Or a Mexican soap opera.

Did he have any big songs or just big hair?

Is he Farrah Fawcett's son. If so, he stole Mommie's hairstyle.

NOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

I scrolled down a bit, and got to the line:

This website is dedicated to the actor/singer Leif Garrett and his fans."

but due to a bit of crud on the monitor in precisely the right spot, I read the last word as "farts".

Made my day....

Hmmm, I'd suggest we invade his guestbook but that would be wrong. So if someone else could suggest it...?

Wys: ...bit of crud on the monitor in precisely the right spot...

Sneezing?

M"M'sD"W: By all means sign the guestbook. Leave your real email address and you'll (not yule) get a bonus- you'll be contacted by Nigerian scammers who harvest email addresses.

I thought this was a "celebrity" site?

Leif who?

WC - so where is he now, BTW?

*smacks morty with half-sockfull of nickels for stretching the margins*

It would have been a full sockful if they had stretched any further.

I thought he ate pop-rocks and drank pepsi at the same time, and then his head exploded.

I seem to remember an obit about unexplained locks of blond hair found in Scott Baio's yard.

The most interesting thing I got out of that site was the pop-up advertisement for pop-up blocking software. Sheesh.

jamester - He's bald and has a drug problem... still kind of cocky and trying to get his heavy metal band off the ground... but then there's the drug problem.... like I said... its the model for all other "where are they now" shows.

WC - thanks for the update. So is it karma that most of the "hair-band" guys seem to have gone bald? Leif, Frampton...

800 pounds?!?!?!?!

How did they weigh (not way) it?

Oops! Twice! (Second one when I got panicked by the thought of Karl rampaging thru the blog, looking for me and waving a sock full of nickels ... I just rushed so much I got a Stoopid Star for the refridgerator door ...

Karl, drop those nickels!

What I meant to say was ... if I remembered how post a link, from 'lota's tutoring ...

Sorry ...

but at least the link seemed to post okay, but I dunno if it works ...

ETO, the link didn't work for me.

sly' -

sorry, I dunno what to say ... the actual address is buried somewhere on the multimedia player thread, and I got it to open on Google ... it's r.e. a bad hair day and a wet pussy ... cat ...

sly' -

sorry, I dunno what to say ... the actual address is buried somewhere on the multimedia player thread, and I got it to open on Google ... it's r.e. a bad hair day and a wet pussy ... cat ...

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