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January 26, 2005

MOST MYSTERIOUS ITALIAN/ENGLISH ARTICLE WITH THE WORD "SNAKE" IN THE HEADLINE THAT WE HAVE SEEN SO FAR TODAY

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the loser is tomorrow’s “special” at the Evolutionary Café!

Oh, if only every battle of wits against an unarmed opponent could end this way ...

A breve vi forniremo più notizie in merito
To short you we will supply more news in merit.

Yeah, that's what they always say....

Uh, from what i can gather, the Snake game on my Nokia phone, has all 4 elements in it and soon will evolve into a digital bagpipe...

Second?

...

... where IS everybody??

...

crickets chirping

Hm, I always thought I wanted to be called Queen Bathsheba. But now I think Queen Intersectia has a nice ring to it.

Dammit! Miss one frikken meeting of Italian/English Intersectia Gamesters Ruling The Universe Through Dark Matter Snakes and I have to find out we've gone public THIS way?

Interstecia is the world that exists in this “empty space.” It holds the secrets behind every scientific and natural law that governs our lives. The one who rules Interstecia rules the universe.

You know, I feel the same way about Pong.

From the little Italian I know (Guido), apparently, there's a snake living in my cell phone.

Probably better than a squirrel.

MOST MYSTERIOUS ITALIAN/ENGLISH ARTICLE WITH THE WORD "SNAKE" IN THE HEADLINE THAT WE HAVE SEEN SO FAR TODAY

Don't worry, Dave, the day's still young, it's only 1... 2... ah, dang it, don't look at the blog clock.

"The one who rules Interstecia rules the universe."
And we know who that is. His Daveness exists in that space. No substance, no mass, nothing but existentialness. All bow before his Vacuumness.

Anybody else notice how on the main page, the orange dot that is normally next to 'posted by' has moved to the end of the link? Just sayin'......

Marvin,
the movement of the dot is...SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE NO. 34,918.5

I was curious about how/why Dave always seems to have a ready supply of snake articles at his disposal. I wondered if there was an all-Snake-News website of which Dave was a member. So, I googled "snake news". Search results number 3 and 4 were links to this blog.

So, the answer is, yes, there IS an all-snake-news website and this is it.

I have to wait for my middle school age son to get home before I can read this article. Sorry.

From freetranslation.com

"N-gage: the well-known Snake is revolutionized!
Ve remembered it the well-known Snakes of the cellular Nokia? All we played at least a time to the game of the snake that grew eating.
Now however it arrives on Ngage an all version news to ridisegnata of the game. "

I have to wait for my middle school age son to get home so he can read this article to me. Sorry.

Translated via Babelfish:

N-gage: the famous Snake rivoluziona!

Ve remembered the famous Snakes of cellular the Nokia? All we have played at least once to the game of the snake that grew eating.

Hour but all redesigned new arrives on Ngage a version to of the game.

It can be played until 4 players, we bring back you of continuation the history of the game that sees remarkable changes:

For years scientists have claimed that all matter is mostly empty space that serves not purpose besides creating volume... but we know better. We discovered Interstecia.

Interstecia is the world that exists in this "empty space." It holds the secrets behind every scientific and natural law that governs our lives. The one who rules Interstecia rules the universe.

Align yourself with one of the four elemental snakes, Earth, Water, Fire or Air, to battle for world domination to where the winner rules all and the loser is tomorrow' s "special" at the Evolutionary Café!

Of continuation also two screen that they show the graphical new in 3 dimensions:

[pictures here]

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Well, Mad Dork, I guess we all can surmise who is in charge of the blog clock.

You have to 'transcend' by meditating, and by-pass Nokia,--- traveling on to the next dimension through the mind. (ESP) The electrical energy from your mind, flows into the energy that is all around and throughout the universe although normal means are not available at this times to pick up the 'waves'. You can 'direct' your (not you're) own energy and use it to latch on to other energies 'out there.' You can bring back that energy into your world, or you can continue on pass, "GO," and continue to collect as indicated. You may want to control the 'Wind' for instance, but George Bush already controls that. You may want to control the 'fire.' But Condi controls that! You may want to control the 'Dirt' But Dick Chaney already controls that! You may want to control the water, but Rumsfield has already polluted all of the rivers and streams (He pisses alot and misses the mark) So,.......You know that you have your job created for you. Go to it 'Little Warriors!!!'

How the hell would a snake even carry a cellphone?

(OK, I admit it. I don't know Italian...)

The N-gage is both a cell phone and a portable videogame player (like game boy). However it is horrible at both. So horrible that all third party developers stopped making games for it.

By a strange coincidence I do speak Italian, and I gotta say that the babelfish version is way funnier than the actual translation. I was gonna do one, but it would be soooooo.... anticlimactic now.

I think everyone got the idea anyway.

But the funny thing for me is that Nokia, once marketing whizzes, watching their high-stakes N-Gage slowly failing out of the market, would choose to try to revitalize it with a 3-D version of one of the world's most boring old video games.

If this actually works for them, I'll eat my snake!


Steve,
" I sure want to see THAT!"

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