IF WE EVER FIND OURSELVES IN CHONGU
...we're staying the hell out of the ponds.
(Thanks to Gabe Weintraub)
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...we're staying the hell out of the ponds.
(Thanks to Gabe Weintraub)
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That fish has a human-like face? Really?! Am I missing something?
Posted by: MOTW | January 18, 2005 at 05:41 AM
Mommy? Is that you?
Posted by: Tamara | January 18, 2005 at 05:41 AM
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date nor any sex in quite some time. Afraid she might have something wrong with her, she decided to employ the medical expertise of a sex therapist.
Her personal physician recommended Dr. Wang, a well-known Chinese sex therapist, so she went and saw him. Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Wang took one look at her and said, "OK, take off aw your crows."
She quickly disrobed and stood naked before him. "Now," said Wang, "get down on knees and craw reery, reery, fass away from me to udder side of room."
Having done that Dr. Wang said, "OK, now turn round and craw reery, reery fass to me." Once again she obliged. Dr. Wang slowly shook his head, "OK, your probrem reery, reery bad, you have Ed Zachary Disease ... worse case I ever see ... that why you not have dates, that why you not have sex."
Confused, the woman asked, "What is Ed Zachary Disease?"
Dr. Wang replied, "It when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your butt."
Posted by: bad joke | January 18, 2005 at 05:46 AM
"Gabe Weintraub" anagrams to "write, u beanbag."
I know. I'm fired.
Posted by: Doug | January 18, 2005 at 05:52 AM
KOREA OUT!
Posted by: OriginalEnigma | January 18, 2005 at 05:53 AM
Looks more like Yoda to me...
Posted by: jamester | January 18, 2005 at 06:20 AM
"Honey, what are you doing?"
"Come here and look at our fish!"
"Yeah?"
"Doesn't its face look more human than yesterday?"
"What?"
"And yesterday, it looked more human than the day before that, and so on and so on each previous day!"
"When is the last time you actually left the house?"
"What, I don't know, just look at the fish! It's incredible. We should call someone."
"You do realize the tank glass if reflective, right? I mean, that's your face. You knew that, right?"
"Oh. Uh. Sure."
Posted by: Christobol | January 18, 2005 at 06:39 AM
As if none of us have ever known somebody who kind of had a face like a fish ...
Posted by: HisBillness | January 18, 2005 at 06:46 AM
That picture is worth a thousand words...
So minus everything in the article, it's now worth 423 words....
Posted by: Higgy | January 18, 2005 at 06:51 AM
What's that? What's he saying? Did he say something about the Meaning of Life? Oh sh**, it's Mr. Creosote! Hide!
Posted by: shredder | January 18, 2005 at 07:03 AM
Uncanny resemblance to Bill O’Reilly. Smarter though.
Posted by: Lynn | January 18, 2005 at 07:10 AM
...fish heads, fish heads, look just like Newt Gingrish heads...
Posted by: insomniac | January 18, 2005 at 07:17 AM
Uncanny resemblance on rye bread with some mayonnaise
Posted by: Writer's Cramp | January 18, 2005 at 07:55 AM
Good God, they finally found my sister-in-law!!!
Posted by: Mindy | January 18, 2005 at 09:10 AM
I saw something about this in James Burkes Connections series, except they were talking about crabs instead of fish. It seems that, for centuries, Japanese fishermen have been throwing back any crabs with a carapace that looked like a face. The crabs thrown back had more children than the ones eaten, so after a time all the crabs looked more and more human.
Posted by: Mike | January 18, 2005 at 10:05 AM
Mike- It was also on Carl Sagan's 'Cosmos'. The crabs were at the site of the Battle of Dannoura in the 1180s, when the Taira family ,along with the child-emperor Antoku, were killed by the Minamoto clan...
*sounds of crickets*
hello?
Posted by: insomniac | January 18, 2005 at 02:54 PM
keep going with the chinese crab knowledge... I have none except for what I get off the buffet line at China City. How many crabs did Carl say there were? *leading question - wink wink nudge nudge*
Posted by: Writer's Cramp | January 18, 2005 at 03:05 PM
Billions and billions, of course!
Posted by: insomniac | January 18, 2005 at 03:11 PM
which reminds me of the Far Side captioned 'Young Carl Sagan' He is seen with a friend pointing at the night sky saying,"Look at all the stars, Becky, there must be hundreds and hundreds of them !"
I also have James Burke's autograph, you know how he does those articles starting with some person or invention and goes through many different links to get back to the same person?
He has a lot of that stuff memorized!
Posted by: insomniac | January 18, 2005 at 03:17 PM
That's either George C. Scott as Patton, or Brando as Don Corleone ...
Posted by: U.O. | January 18, 2005 at 07:50 PM
insomniac,Oh crud, I got the wrong miniseries. You're right, it was the Cosmos thing I saw. The Connections series didn't do anything about evolution.
Posted by: Mike | January 19, 2005 at 04:23 AM
That fish looks like it came right out of that stupid video game Seaman, where you raise a fish with a human face who basically insults you the whole you play it. What fun is it to buy a video game where you raise a fake fish, when you can buy a real one for a lot less money?
Posted by: Megan | January 19, 2005 at 07:55 PM
Looks like dinner to me! Fish tacos anyone?
Posted by: Jason | January 19, 2005 at 08:15 PM
Nice. Glad to see that racism is still rampant. *reads bad joke's comment*
Glad I stayed in Seoul last time I was in Korea.
Posted by: enygma | January 20, 2005 at 07:36 PM