THE BEST THING ABOUT PARTIES

...is finding out what's inside the packages.

(Thanks to Claire "U-Ho" Martin)

Comments

[kingw]

Would grown women really do this. Yes I believe they would. A little wine then a game of smack the penis around.

[kingw]

knightridder that would be judi not judy. When making jokes perhaps you should know the punchline

[Laguito Mojito]

How come I never get invited to parties like this?

And yes, knightridder, it works.

HNY!

[chareng]

I didn't see you warning and I opened this in front people I should not have. What you are doing is really not right.

[chareng]

I didn't see you warning and I opened this in front people I should not have. What you are doing is really not right.

[judy]

Please, just send your corrections and suggestions to our parent company and mention my name and this blog.

hqhostmaster@knightridder.com

[judy]

Please, just send your corrections and suggestions to our parent company and mention my name and this blog.

hqhostmaster@knightridder.com

[Mr.Fishair]

Here Knightridder I think you're missing part of these.

icles.

[Eleanor]

Why don't I understand any of the posts?? I did look at the list - well, I guess I understand kingw's first ppost, but that's all -

*looks confused and wonders if she sounds stupid*

[Mr.Fishair]

Oooh KingW- Where's the Punchline?? And is it WrumPunch?

I could really go for a bowl.

[Mr. Fischer]

I have no testictes BTW.

[King2]

...but first a little roo roo.

[sandy beach]

You are not alone, Eleanor. WTF?

[Mr.Fishair]

What might a Testicte be?

Where would one be lucky enough to find one of these Testictes you speak of??

[pogo]

Testictes is the neuter form of the word. Masculine - testicle, feminine - testiclato, neuter - testictes.

[Mr. Fishair]

What are testicles? Anybody know. I know I should know, but hey, someone explained to me I coined the phrase 'numb nuts'. What is numb nuts? Anybody know.

[Mr. Fishair]

What are testicles? Anybody know. I know I should know, but hey, someone explained to me I coined the phrase 'numb nuts'. What is numb nuts? Anybody know.

[Mike Weasel]

Testicles (pronounced test-i-KLEES) and the Sack of Rome.

[insomniac]

and the operation for removing testicles is called an 'orchidectomy' , prbly because it sounds better than 'cutting your balls off'

[Marvin]

I prefer to say 'orchid.' Did you know that 'orchid' is a greek word for 'testicle'? You see, orchid flowers (or some part of them) are shaped like female flies, so the male (and maybe female flies, whom we are not judging because we are hip and up to date here at the center of useless information) flies try to mate with the flower, and thus spread the pollen.
That is all.

[Marvin]

I didn't mean that I prefer to say 'orchid' for no reason. I am not one of those people who will say 'orchid' willy-nilly. I just meant that I would rather say 'orchid' instead of 'testicle'.
Sorry about any confusion.

[judy]

Dave does not allow discussions about the sack of rome.

[insomniac]

for the record... My post should be after Marvin's.

[hancock with a cock]

My Web search for the sack of rome landed me here? You know Yahoo Search means 'you smell like a camel's arse and you found it' in Arabic.

JuSt AnOThEr StAFf WrItER At 'Da hERaLd

[hancock with a cock]

My Web search for the sack of rome landed me here? You know Yahoo Search means 'you smell like a camel's arse and you found it' in Arabic.

JuSt AnOThEr StAFf WrItER At 'Da hERaLd

[slyeyes]

Is there an office party today at the Herald?

[MeganBNL]

Am I the only one who thought that said 'THE BEST THING ABOUT PANTIES'?

[kat]

'Hands down! It's a tie!

[kat]

Who's (not whose) going to 'whack' the pineata?

[kat]

I've got wood in my Red Ryder bebe gun, dude! I can shoot the 'thing down!

[kat]

"I've got your number Dick Tracy!" Cocking your hand at me isn't going to work! You need bullets and a gun, dude!"

[kat]

Be sure you oil your gun!

[Guin]

What's up with the multiple posts, and, yes, I would DEFINITELY buy that pinata.

[gina.g]

this is one strange thread- I'm outta here

[Cosa Nostradamus]

.
Girls:
"Ice Mold"?
"Softee"?

"Sexy Male Clips"???
That's not what it sounds like, is it?

"Provocative Key Chain"?
Really. Chicks can be provoked by a key-chain?
All these years I've been wasting my money on wine.
WHO KNEW???!!!

Look, if these other items really interest you ladies...
Come on guys, list your phone numbers!

"(contents may vary)"
Contents of WHAT?
And, by how much?

Wait. My Gawd, they might have WORSE stuff?
Aaaach! Women are PIGS!
;--)
.

[julietine]

Claire ah hah!..Martin!

[Al Literate]

The site is selling to women..right?
One of the "whats inside"(a spot of double entendre there perhaps?)items is a(and I'm not making this up)penis sucker.
To hell with the philosphy, I'm gonna order one of them, signed Al(ison)

[queensbee]

divorce parties? and what is all that crud bogging down this thread...somebody should tell bodazang to knock it off.

[judi]

queensbee, i've been deleting bodazhang's spam but realized i need to leave it up so nava can get the IP addy.... it should be gone later today. sorry.

[klynn]

This thread is completely weird. What, huh? It's me? I'm weird? Oh, ok, carry on then.

[Mr.Fishair]

Forgive me, I am butt a fish.

I see know that you speak of Soft Roe. Yes, this I am familiar with.

Inserting them sodomocally I am not. But given enough Sake, I've seen fish do some strange things.

More than once(and most likely not his last), I have witnessed a poor fish try and post something funny on a Dave Barry Blog thread and boy was he ever sorry.

*milt splat*

[shredder]

If party ladies whack the pinata enough, they will see "What's Inside" and it will be Sherpa sauce.

[thefly]

Did anyone else click on their catalog? They've got "pecker balloons" "pecker cake pans" and "pecker cupcake pans".

[jamester]

I'm a little uncomfortable with the symbolism, really...if it was "whack a tit" for the men's divorce party, would the gals be OK with that? Yeah, this bunch prolly would be...

[lizagain]

I'm surprised no one commented on the catalog. I looked and looked, but didn't see any actual penis pinatas for sale.