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December 17, 2004



(Thanks to Thad Humphries)


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not everyone wants to carry around yet another piece of hardware

Obviously, they are not talking about guys here.

That takes phone sex to a whole new level...

I think this is where Christobol should insert some dialogue of someone using the phone as a sex toy and a cell phone at the same time. I would do it, but I'm hungry and want to go for lunch.

". . . responding with a 30-second burst of buzz. . ."

I only wish.

Also, the blog has been stretched (to accomodate?).

*throws away thoughtful Xmas gifts*

This is what everyone's getting this year - well, the women at least...

No wonder Mad keeps asking me to call...

"But, honey, I thought you said you had a meeting then..."

"Can you hear me now?"
"Nope, call back again!"
"Can you hear me now?"
"Nope, call back again!"
"Can you hear me now?"
"Nope, call back again!"
"Can you hear me now?"
"Umm.. can you call back in about 20 minutes?"

First they want us to be afraid of phones causing tumors, but now they encourage . . .

I've heard of talking out of one's ass, but this is the opposite in more ways than one.

Witchiecoo is on a date with Boring Man. It's 7:30pm

Her: *yawn*

bzzzz, bzzzz, bzzzzz...

Him: Is that your cell phone?

Her: hmmmmmmmmm?

bzzz, bzzz, bzzzz...

Him: Is that your cell phone?

Her: Oooooooh yaaaaaaa...

bzzzzz, bzzzzz, bzzzzzzzzzz

Him: Aren't you going to answer it?

Her: What? No! No! No! OH! YES!

Witchiecoo collapses in her seat

Him: Well... answer it then. It's really distracting.

Her: They'll call back later... I hope.


Mobile Porn wbg.

*sits at lab bench waiting for Weasel to call again and again and again and again*

Heck Everyone reading this thread please call:
555 555 1212

*downloads ringtone: Boomshwacket.wav*

*calls Mad a few dozen more times*

Hmmm... now if we can just combine this with the orgasmatron, we men will be rendered obso... uh oh, what have I done?

As if loud cell phone users weren't annoying enough already, now I gotta listen to them do this?


M/PA: U! R! BAD! (I'm still giggling ...)

This is one way to prevent annoying, loud, cell phone conversations at, say, airports. Women in the crowd would just never pick up. Not that women are ever responsible for annoying, loud, cell phone conversations at, say, airports, of course. At least the women I don't know.

(Apologies for the nonfunny comment)Did Judi come up with the "Yellow for Caution" tag? Where did it get started?


That's an excellent question.

I'm glad you asked it.

(That way, I don't have to.)

(Ask it.)

(The question.)

Although they are preferable to rump hangers that cover only the legs of boxer shorts.

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