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December 31, 2004

NEW YEAR'S EVE ADVISORY

Black Russians. The drinks, we mean. Avoid them, unless you are a trained expert.

We speak from experience here. The experience was, back in the 1970s, when we lived in Pennsylvania, we woke up on New Year's Day lying on a lawn. And it was not our lawn. We're still not sure whose lawn it was.

So be advised. And if you have any cautionary New Year's Eve stories you would like to share with the group, feel free to put them in the comments section. Thank you.

December 30, 2004

BUILDING A BETTER MOUSETRAP FLYSWATTER

It's a guy thing.

(Thanks to Mel Zernow)

ART APPRECIATION 101

We appreciate it. Really.

(Thanks to Kellii Hendren, who points out the helpful advice in the photo caption: Click to Enlarge)

IS THERE ANYTHING LOWER?

Frog thieves.

WHY MIAMI IS NOT LIKE WHERE YOU LIVE

Every year, the Miami Herald runs a story like this one, reminding people that it is a bad idea to participate in the longstanding South Florida tradition of ringing in the new year by shooting firearms into the air, because -- and apparently not everybody down here is aware of this -- the bullets eventually come back down.

One year the Herald printed a letter to the editor written by a man who condemned the practice of shooting guns into the air as irresponsible, and suggested instead that people shoot their guns into the ground. Really.

December 29, 2004

THE BEST THING ABOUT PARTIES

...is finding out what's inside the packages.

(Thanks to Claire "U-Ho" Martin)

COMING SOON TO MAYBE ONE THEATER, PROBABLY NOWHERE NEAR YOU

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WHEN PEOPLE TRY TO TELL THIS BLOG THAT THERE ARE NO ATTRACTIVE, WELL-DESIGNED INTERNET SITES DEVOTED TO THOUGHTFUL DISCUSSION OF THE VITAL ISSUES OF THE DAY

This blog says: Oh yeah?

UPDATE: Apparently Yahoo has cut off access to this site, probably because the content is simply too volatile for these troubled times.

THOSE TERRORIST BASTARDS

They have hit a new low.

(Thanks to Criminal Rate)

MOST MYSTERIOUS HEADLINE SO FAR THIS WEEK INVOLVING THE WORD "SQUID"

Dilangalen: Chavit’s tirade vs Erap trip mere squid tactics

OFFICIAL STATE AMPHIBIAN AND REPTILE OF ILLINOIS UPDATE

Bottom line: The salamander is crushing the frog and the toad. But it's neck-and-neck between the garter snake and the painted turtle, assuming the painted turtle in fact has a neck.

YIKES

Bacon's Information, a media research company for public relations and corporate communications professionals, has assigned three editors to monitor the blogosphere. In January, subscribers of Bacon's MediaSource service will receive background information and updates on the 250 "most reputable" Weblogs covering technology, politics, business, travel, and religion. Although Bacon's hasn't released its list of preferred blogs, publisher Ruth McFarland told MediaPost.com that the Silicon Valley Watcher, Wonkette, and humor columnist Dave Barry's blog will be spot-checked by her editorial team.

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E-Media Tidbits
12/28/04

Reputable? Reputable??

(Thanks to Cyndi Schoenbrun)

December 28, 2004

WANTED~info on removing ink from dryer! before wife kills me !!!!!!!!

hi, i know , i know... your supposed to EMPTY YOUR POCKETS before using the washer and dryer! but hey. i'm a guy! i really need a solution that will get this ink out, and please don't tell me hairspray i tried, it only took a little off, ive tried mr. cleans magic sponge , wd40 household cleaners, ive tried yelling at the stains , nothing!i'm like a mad scientist in that dryer!my wife has
had it up to here with me, [ pointing to forehead], any and all suggetions will be greatly appreciated!!

mike

THIS, ON THE OTHER HAND...

(Thanks to Thad Humphries)

WE DON'T THINK THIS IS AT ALL WEIRD

Wanna touch our Eve 6 towel?

(Thanks to Heather Jackson)

HEADLINE OF THE DAY SO FAR

(Thanks to Phil)

OH COME, ALL YE FAITHFUL

Ho. Ho. Ho.

(Thanks to Dave Paul)

PUTTING THE "MOUNT" IN MOUNTAINEERING

Who's up for making sauce?

(Thanks to Ted "The Sherpa" Habte-Gabr)

PLEASE, MISTER POSTMAN

Stay the hell away.

(Thanks to many people) .

SQUID ART NEWS FROM PORT FAIRY

Imagine this baby lurking in your foyer.

ATTENTION, ILLINOIS VOTERS

The polls are still open.

December 27, 2004

WHAT GUYS NEED

They need this

(Click "next" a couple of times until you see "urilift" on the left, then click it).

(Thanks to Nevan C Hanumara)

NOT THAT THERE WOULD BE ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT

If they tried this in Miami, the mimes would all be dead in minutes.

(thankls to Kristiana Kincaid)

VIRTUAL CHICK

(Thanks to Davie Cooley, and sorry if this is a reblog)

TERRORISM UPDATE

Now the bastards are using exploding gravy.

(Thanks to Claire Martin)

THE MIRACLE-FOOD-ON-EBAY THING

...is now officially out of hand.

(Thanks to many people)

THIS HAS TO BE A BAND NAME ALREADY

Gay Penguins

(Thanks to Andrea Brosgall)

December 26, 2004

YUM

A tasty dish, AND a good name for a rock band.

THE AUSTRALIAN LEGAL SYSTEM: HOTBED OF WEIRDNESS?

We report; you decide.

WE'RE BACK FROM VACATION

...and boy are we sorry.

December 25, 2004

THE HALLWAY OF PAIN

Go somwhere.

(Thanks to the son of the bloggerette)

IS IT TOO LATE?

Merry Christmas to all.

December 24, 2004

ON THE SOMEWHAT DELAYED FIFTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS

The blog afforded the opportunity to post this:

Five (or so) golden rings (or ring-related gratuitous pictures of Orlando Bloom)

STILL MORE NAKED FASCISM

No Naked Gnomes.

(Thanks to fred)

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO THE BLOGLITS

We hope it fits. It's a MOAT.

(Thanks to Leetie)

December 23, 2004

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Could you please pass the salt?

(Thanks to Matt Vessey)

THE PERFECT GIFT

...is something other than this.

(Thanks to Bob Holt)

NUDE FASCISM UPDATES

One and Two.

(Thanks in part to Gary Calpo)

FASCISM ALERT

Now they're taking away our right to go naked, AND to go dressed.

(Thanks to many alert readers, and to Rebecca Roser)

December 22, 2004

HEADLINE OF THE NIGHT

(Thanks to Laurie and Bjorn of the message board)

MOO

It's the "complex digestive system;" that's the ticket.

(Thanks to Susannah Nation)

HO HO HO

(Thanks to Drew Harchick)

December 21, 2004

THOSE TERRORIST BASTARDS

Now they're using Zambonis.

(Thanks to Bjorn from the message board, and James Thompson)

NO, THANKS, WE DON'T NEED A BREAK

We'd really rather study.

(Thanks to several bloglits)

NOW THAT WE'RE DONE LEARNING

Let's have some candy.

(Thanks to tavesawyer)

BUT MOM, IT'S EDUCATIONAL

Or something.

(Thanks to queensbee)

December 20, 2004

ON THE FOURTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS

The blog gave to me

Four Men Pulling Birds

SUB-HEADLINE OF THE DAY

(Thanks to John Welch)

MOO

(Thanks to Leetie)

DINNER IS SERVED

Would you like fries with that?

(Thanks to Vicky Locke)

 
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