DINNER IS SERVED

Would you like fries with that?

(Thanks to Vicky Locke)

Comments

[D'Artagnan]

No, judi, but I'll take a 6-piece octopi nuggets, please. And an octopi cheesecake for later.

Yum.

[Zilmoe]

And we thought that burning bras was an effective protest...

[mudstuffin]

You know, *sniff* it just goes to show that, you know, the french have been getting a lot of bad press here lately, that if you strip away the language differences and cultural barriers that deep down we're all looking for a way to deliver a highly pressurized stream of octopus parts on a crowd of unsuspecting strangers?

[insomniac]

it's raining squid...
Hallelujah, it's raining squid.

so which group would PETA be more upset at ?

[Witchiecoo]

Sunny Provence, throwing octopi at a McDonald's. *sigh*

Yup. I'd trade that in for trying to start my car in -30 degrees Celcius! (-22 Fahrenheit)

--> 4-5 hours wait for a boost and an hour bus ride into the office.

[BetterThanNothing]

*scrambles through dictionary trying to figure out what's included with a super-sized McOctopi, or is that maybe McOctopie?*

[Guin]

Projectile Octopi wbagnfarb.

[Somewhere North]

You know, when the French want to make a point... they make a mess. That is almost as effective a protest as the cat doodoo Paul mailed in.

My Ways-To-Get-Back-At-Companies-That-P*ss-Me-Off list is getting longer and longer.

*adds pressure shooting octopus below mailing cat doodoo*

[Witchiecoo]

J'aime mon McDo!

Two-all-squid-patties-special-sauce-lettuce-cheese-pickles-onions-on-a-sesame-seed-bun

[Jeff Meyerson]

Octopus Cannon would also bagnfarb.

[klynn]

Would Flying Fragrant OctiPie bagnfa carnival act?

[insomniac]

if a Red Lobster opened up, would they 'shell' it with cows? Wearing crash helmets?

[klynn]

yum, yum, a fragrant octopus, tomato and onion pie. Three great tastes that taste great together.

[klynn]

The blog is truely haunted. My first comment appeared AFTER my second comment. Huh, weird.

[Brainy Jello]

Militant Farmer Jose wbagnfarb.

[mudstuffin]

I'd like to be
near Sete
in an octopus' cannon
in France

[slyeyes]

Kinda sounds like a Red Wings game to me.

[D'Artagnan]

I really don't see the problem here. I didn't start out being first, but now I'm FIRST all of a sudden. This is just fantastic.

[Eleanor]

And I ask on this thread as well, Jeff, how is this happening?

Does it have something to do with the fact that he's an Android??? I hope so...

[kibby F5]

I wonder if they pulled the onion through the Octipusi's --- na can't say it.

[Marvin]

Once again, what Christobol said (compliments of The Babel Fish):
Jean-Luke: I would like a business of meal of McOctopi.
Monique: Do you like the superb-size it and add McOctopie?
Jean-Luke: Oh my quality, yes! Thank you!

[bbescuela]

Is there anything about France (including the native population) that isn't fragrant?

Just asking...

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[insomniac]

without looking at Poop Dogg's link, I know it's true. Mrs Insomniac lived in Ecuador and she mentioned 'guinea pigs on a stick'
* the other white meat that squeaks*

[alanboss]

Hey! How did my "First!" post wind up way down here?

[Uncle Omar]

Hey! How did all you people get ahead of my "First" post?

[insomniac]

I don't mind...
People hosing me down with bait!
That's fine...
Fried it would taste pretty great.
And I know that our fries
Drive Frogs out of their minds
Leave your Big Macs behind
'Cause the squid are alright!

[klynn]

Imagine that. Guinea Pigs: it tastes like chicken.