COMING SOON TO MAYBE ONE THEATER, PROBABLY NOWHERE NEAR YOU
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December 29, 2004
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Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
I'll be "first" in line.
Posted by: bbxl | December 29, 2004 at 12:15 PM
Dave lives in the movie's trailer
Posted by: arnoldziffel | December 29, 2004 at 12:26 PM
Poor Dan Marino. First Peyton Manning breaks his record, and now THIS!!!!
Posted by: BMX3 | December 29, 2004 at 12:26 PM
but when, o dave, when ?
Posted by: insomniac | December 29, 2004 at 12:26 PM
Not only am I Dave's brother, my UPS man is gay.
Posted by: chuckbarry | December 29, 2004 at 12:28 PM
Dave, couldn't you have just do a 'how to' not the whole 'Guide To'?
Posted by: barrybarry | December 29, 2004 at 12:30 PM
How do it do it?
Posted by: barrywhite | December 29, 2004 at 12:31 PM
Does this one have Curly in it?
Posted by: Moe | December 29, 2004 at 12:33 PM
Is it true that Paul is dead in the movie?
Posted by: Ringo | December 29, 2004 at 12:35 PM
Got a light?
Posted by: LittleRicky | December 29, 2004 at 12:39 PM
Is it true that Paul is dead in the movie?
Posted by: Ringo | December 29, 2004 at 12:40 PM
Is it true that Paul is dead in the movie?
Posted by: Ringo | December 29, 2004 at 12:41 PM
Is it true that Paul is dead in the movie?
Posted by: Ringo | December 29, 2004 at 12:41 PM
Ringo - get a grip!!!
Posted by: Eleanor | December 29, 2004 at 12:42 PM
I had a nightmare Liza Minelli fell out of my Dave's bed in the movie.
Posted by: MickeyDolenz | December 29, 2004 at 12:43 PM
I had a nightmare Liza Minelli fell out of my Dave's bed in the movie.
Posted by: MickeyDolenz | December 29, 2004 at 12:43 PM
Worst picture of Dave...ever!
Posted by: Comic Book Guy | December 29, 2004 at 12:48 PM
The "News" link on davebarry.com says:
"G2G will premiere at the Santa Barbara International Film Festival on February 2, 2005."
Sadly, that is NOT a theater near me...
Posted by: Debbie | December 29, 2004 at 12:49 PM
What I want to know is WHAT is that on Dave's shoulder ... ? A hand? A goldfish?
Posted by: funniegrrl | December 29, 2004 at 12:58 PM
Nice pic. Step away from the Krispy Kremes, Dave.
Posted by: Allgonquin | December 29, 2004 at 01:04 PM
Sadly, Santa Barbara isn't near anyone, unless of course you live in Santa Barbara.
Posted by: BMX3 | December 29, 2004 at 01:05 PM
"Chuck Barry" --
You say you are Dave's brother and that your UPS man is gay as if those are BAD things!
MY UPS guy is HOT. I wish he were gay...!
Posted by: Trystan Shout | December 29, 2004 at 01:10 PM
Come on Guys!..Dave is known for his humor not for his looks so stop picking on him!
Posted by: julietine | December 29, 2004 at 01:20 PM
Santa Barbara? That's not even a theatre near Dave!
Posted by: Fiji | December 29, 2004 at 01:30 PM
I've always thought Dave was cute!!
Posted by: Eleanor | December 29, 2004 at 01:57 PM
*rubbing bottom from Julietine's spanking*
Of course, you're right, Julietine.
I was just having a little fun - the actual truth is, I think Dave is totally cute. He's got the greatest, most expressive face.
But don'tcha think Dave would be the first to point out his own less-than-stellar pics? I'm just helping him out:-)
Posted by: Debbie | December 29, 2004 at 02:07 PM
They could have used the picture with the lizard on his nose. (see masthead at top of page)
Posted by: Mike Weasel | December 29, 2004 at 02:09 PM
Dave,
You still look good in any of your pictures even if you do look just like my twin brother! (my younger twin brother) I guess that's why I like your looks. kat
Posted by: kat | December 29, 2004 at 03:12 PM
And you like dogs, too!
Posted by: kat | December 29, 2004 at 03:18 PM
Has anyone noticed that on the production section of the G2G website, one of the captions refers to "Dave's wife Judi"?
Posted by: Jess S | December 29, 2004 at 04:37 PM
dave just sent me the link to this blog and i gotta say, you guys are pretty far out there. anyway the movie's looking good so far and we hope to see it in as many theaters as possible. or else those little things everybody's been carrying around that look like video mp3 players. or airplanes. yeah, it'd be good on airplanes. or pinball machines, i'm gonna go and look into that...
Posted by: the director guy | December 29, 2004 at 04:38 PM
"Dave's wife Judi" is referring to exec producer David Shor, not dave b. just thought i'd say that to keep the lawyers away.
Posted by: the director guy | December 29, 2004 at 04:46 PM
I did not know that there needs to be a "Guide to Guys". Maybe it is a guide for gays "to Guys".
Guys don't need a guide to Guys; if anything they might need a guide to Gays.
Posted by: Robin Datta | December 29, 2004 at 06:33 PM
I LOVE that shirt. I have missed it.
Posted by: Susan | December 29, 2004 at 06:49 PM
Oh my, that shirt. That shirt.
Posted by: D'Artagnan | December 29, 2004 at 06:49 PM
And I wrote my comment having seen D'Art's.
Neener.
Posted by: Susan | December 29, 2004 at 06:49 PM
So when's the part in the movie where someone types out "p.s. Don't forget to fart"?
Posted by: mtvcdm | December 29, 2004 at 08:40 PM
when can i see this movie in albany ny??? hanh???
Posted by: queensbee | December 30, 2004 at 02:42 AM
Woah, that's really far from me. I guess I can survive off of his books easily enough, but I was really interested in seeing the movie.
Posted by: Kidgray | December 30, 2004 at 06:45 AM
Maybe we can get a fan in Santa Barbara to bootleg it by filming it from the audience.
Course, as I understand it, the original was filmed that way, so the naked chase scene jumping the grand canyon might get fuzzy.
Posted by: Christobol | December 30, 2004 at 07:57 AM
Christobol - If you pay for my gas to Sant Barbara and a few moataritas I'll bootleg a copy for you.
Posted by: Mad "about Weasel" Scientist | December 30, 2004 at 09:45 AM
Actually I met Dave once iin person, which is to say that I saw him at a book signing event. In person he looks just fine, like a normal everyday kinda guy. The picture he's got on the poster, though, looks like he just inhaled a hamster.
Posted by: Comic Book Guy | December 30, 2004 at 11:07 AM
I think we need to see a picture of comic book guy on here. I LIKE the photo of Dave!
Posted by: rockysmith | December 30, 2004 at 03:05 PM
Dave is CUTE! Plus he has nice legs. You're all just jealous because he has a sense of humor and multi-million-dollar publishing contracts.
Posted by: Guin | December 31, 2004 at 01:49 PM
So, Dave; how do I book this? I've got a 500 seat theater to put it in; I will need to project from DVD, though...
St Pete, Florida, for those close enough to make the drive. I'll give you warning...
Posted by: Baylink | January 03, 2005 at 07:37 PM