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(Thanks to Matt Vessey)
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December 23, 2004
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Poor kid.
Posted by: Karlota | December 23, 2004 at 08:27 PM
First! lol
Posted by: SealMan | December 23, 2004 at 08:29 PM
Pronounced "Albin" is it? Looks like "Barfsomething."
Posted by: bbescuela | December 23, 2004 at 08:30 PM
For the record, SealMan was indeed first... for a while?
Posted by: Karlota | December 23, 2004 at 08:32 PM
Or Bix for short
Posted by: Aussierules | December 23, 2004 at 08:58 PM
That's an "artistic creation" of the same caliber as that of the world-famous Maria Alquilar.
Actually, it's worse. That only hurt a city's library. This would've hurt another human being. The court should've rejected the name and DOUBLED the fine, partly for wasting the court's time.
Posted by: Corn | December 23, 2004 at 09:15 PM
"You can call me Al."
Posted by: Emily | December 23, 2004 at 09:20 PM
"Al, huh?" *Paul Simon gets an idea...*
Posted by: Emily | December 23, 2004 at 09:23 PM
What a coincidence! That's my middle name!
Posted by: alanboss | December 23, 2004 at 09:44 PM
well, those parents deserve a sound beating about the head, and i hope 'albin' distances himself from them as soon as he can. just when i think people can't POSSIBLY be any dumber. ... well, there you go. dunderheads!!!!
Posted by: queensbee | December 24, 2004 at 03:14 AM
...Anything, just don't call me...
Posted by: Sue | December 24, 2004 at 05:21 AM
SaidBrfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116 when asked, "I hate my parents! They always like my sister best - they named her Sue"
Posted by: Eleanor | December 24, 2004 at 05:47 AM
The Name Game
by Shirley Ellis
Shirley, Shirley,
bo Birley,
Bonana fanna fo
Firley,
Fee fy mo Mirley,
Shirley,
Now your name:
Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116!
Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116,
Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116
bo Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116
Bonana fanna fo FBrfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116
Fee fy mo MBrfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116,
Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116!
Come on everybody . . .
Posted by: Lairbo | December 24, 2004 at 06:15 AM
That doesn't rhyme...
Posted by: Cosa Nostradamus | December 24, 2004 at 06:37 AM
And some people wonder why some kids grow up to kill their parents . . .
Posted by: Trystan Shout | December 24, 2004 at 06:44 AM
'hey kid, what's your name?'
'Brf...... but I pronounce it Albin'
'Albin, what kind of weird name is that?'
Posted by: insomniac | December 24, 2004 at 06:53 AM
it's a name and a computer password !
Posted by: insomniac | December 24, 2004 at 07:01 AM
Did anyone click to the list of other weird names? Any list involving someone who may or even may not be named "RooRaaah Mew Crumbs" is high in comedy.
"But first, a little RooRaaah."
Rejoice, the Savior is born (tomorrow)!
Posted by: waterboy | December 24, 2004 at 07:56 AM
You really don't want to mess with a guy named Grenade Bee of Death.
Posted by: Corn | December 24, 2004 at 08:08 AM
That's weird. It rearranged the order my posts. The "man of God" one was posted after the "don't mess with" one.
I wonder where this post will end up?
Posted by: Corn | December 24, 2004 at 08:14 AM
lairbo -
tee hee ...
(I'm STILL giggling ... tnx, & Happy Holidays ...)
Posted by: Uncle Omar | December 24, 2004 at 10:23 AM
How about Wbagnfac? Wbagnfac would be a good name for a child.
As an added bonus, it has more vowels than Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmn
ckssqlbb11116 (and almost as many as Ted Habte-Gabr).
Posted by: D'Artagnan | December 24, 2004 at 11:17 AM
Huh...how did I get knocked out of first?
And I love how you pronounce that kid's name.
Posted by: SealMan | December 24, 2004 at 01:45 PM
I got it ! That name was the access code Commander Data used when he hijacked the Enteprise!
*goes to the Nerd section of the geezer bus*
Posted by: insomniac | December 25, 2004 at 09:39 AM
Creative way for the parent to show their disgust with Big Government. Doesn't make it any easier for the kid at school, though.
Posted by: 60's revival | December 25, 2004 at 02:46 PM
What they fail to tell you is his last name is "Smith"
And could you imagine signing your checks at the grocery store with that name? You'd be shot.
Posted by: Higgy | December 27, 2004 at 08:31 AM
I know the man called rooraaah...he did infact change his name. I
Posted by: Kittie | February 07, 2005 at 10:49 AM