TRUER WORDS WERE NEVER SPOKEN
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November 30, 2004
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Amen to that one.
Posted by: LabSpecimen | November 30, 2004 at 12:13 PM
"I didn't know big guys had groins," he told Newsday. "I'm finding out today that I actually have one."
Now that he knows that he's got one and where it is, just wait till he figures out what to do with it . . .
Posted by: Lairbo | November 30, 2004 at 12:14 PM
"Didn't know that Big Guys had Groins?" What?
A Giant player! In what league,"Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum."
Posted by: kat | November 30, 2004 at 12:14 PM
"I didn't know big guys had groins" - there is a real jeenyus.
Posted by: BigD | November 30, 2004 at 12:14 PM
Something about groins and Skins doesn't make this quote sound good.
We'll check back with Hand throughout the practice week ....
I'm NOT going to touch that one....
Posted by: kibby F5 | November 30, 2004 at 12:14 PM
I'm finding out today that I actually have one.
It's like puberty all over again! I'm sure there's gonna be more groin pulling from now on...
Posted by: S. Mark II | November 30, 2004 at 12:15 PM
*plummets into Innuendo Pit, never to return*
Posted by: MeganBNL | November 30, 2004 at 12:16 PM
man, I JUST missed the penta-simulpost! and they were all almost about the same line!
Posted by: S. Mark II | November 30, 2004 at 12:17 PM
*Waiting at the bottom of the Pit for Megan*
Yup... you too? So many things to say that my mind is all discombobulated! Want a drink?
Posted by: Just | November 30, 2004 at 12:19 PM
lairbo: maybe he'll pull it!
Posted by: judi | November 30, 2004 at 12:37 PM
Where is Joshkr on this thread? It seems if it comes to a conversation about "Groins" and "Hands" And "Pulling It" one should go to the Master for guidance...
*turning on the Prev signal*
Posted by: Just | November 30, 2004 at 12:43 PM
Joshkr has been incognito today, maybe RL crept up and made him do real wirk, werk, whatever.
Posted by: BigD | November 30, 2004 at 12:46 PM
RL? Work? What are these things which you speak of???
Posted by: Just | November 30, 2004 at 12:50 PM
Joshkr has been missing since Sat, night, hasn't he?
Posted by: neophyte | November 30, 2004 at 12:52 PM
Maybe Rach came back and kidnapped him or her term is over and is back for awhile and he has no time to post, nudge nudge wink wink.
Posted by: BigD | November 30, 2004 at 12:54 PM
Maybe Rach has him tied upside down to a fence?
Posted by: kibby F5 | November 30, 2004 at 01:04 PM
Just: his last name 'Bates' by any chance?
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | November 30, 2004 at 01:04 PM
And he's going to be playing the Skins next week?
One can only imagine him shouting "FORE"...
There used to be a band of punkers in London that called themselves The Four Skins....
Posted by: Higgy | November 30, 2004 at 01:07 PM
HHmm... on the other missing persons front: Anyone seen Rita????
.. maybe she needed J's "tech support" for her Orgasmatron.....
MKJ - I have no idea... Joshkr Bates doesn't have a pleasant ring to it, though, does it? *innocent look*
Posted by: Just | November 30, 2004 at 01:12 PM
Actually, I didn't know that Hands had groins, either.
Posted by: Guin | November 30, 2004 at 01:19 PM
Seems like I see these guys pulling on their groins all the time - like after every play...
Posted by: jamester | November 30, 2004 at 01:34 PM
Just - I don't think he meant Josh's last name is Bates I think he meant the Master's last name...
Don't worry about Joshkr I have him safe and sound in the lab for experimentation...
Posted by: Mad Scientist | November 30, 2004 at 02:16 PM
I pity Mrs. Hand....if there is one. Something tells me there isn't.
Posted by: slyeyes | November 30, 2004 at 02:31 PM
I didn't know big guys had groins," he told Newsday. "I'm finding out today that I actually have one."
I know I'm a repeater, but this is unbelievable -
Let's see - only little guys have groins, so that means...I just can't go on...I'm suspending speech and going into the innuendo pit with Megan -
oh, one more thing..these guys went to college?
Posted by: Eleanor | November 30, 2004 at 02:41 PM
I think it's perfectly reasonable for Mr. Hand to be unaware that he has a groin.
I mean, when is the last time he saw it? Fourth grade? And it's not as if anyone else is willing to hoist up all that fat to see if there's a groin under there somewhere, right?
I wouldn't be surprised if, when the crane revealed Hand's Groin for examination, the doctor was greeted by Cher's Farewell Tour, who had been briefly (6 years) trapped in their biggest venue, but gamely went right on making horrible, horrible music.
Posted by: Christobol | November 30, 2004 at 04:06 PM
well, you know, all those beefed up guys on steroids, no wonder he thought "big guys didn't have groins"!
Posted by: Fantasmogoria | November 30, 2004 at 04:23 PM
*responding to Just's perv signal*
Whew! Sorry, work has been hectic, between Mad's experimentation and Rita's need for orgasmatron tech support over and over and over and over...she just keeps breaking it!
Where was I? I yeah...discovering I have a groin...
Posted by: Joshkr | November 30, 2004 at 05:04 PM
Can someone give me a hand?
Posted by: Joshkr | November 30, 2004 at 05:06 PM
"You call that a groin?"
"Yeah, well, you know, I pulled it."
"Not hard enough."
Posted by: Christobol | November 30, 2004 at 05:31 PM
This story reminds me of the time I was working in Pensacola, Florida at the Division of Family Services. I was investigating and processing applications for disability. The intake worker took the initial statement from a woman who had come into the office to apply for disability. This was her own statement; "My husband shot me and the bullet is in me yet!" We had to submit the original application along with a social study and a report from the doctor. The ste office wrote back and asked,"Just where is the woman's yet?"
Posted by: kat | November 30, 2004 at 08:16 PM
correction: state not ste
Posted by: kat | November 30, 2004 at 08:18 PM
Wow. After reading just the headline I was so speechless I didn't think there was anything anyone could add. 32 posts! I am so proud of you guys!
Posted by: alanboss | November 30, 2004 at 09:11 PM
"Shake hand(s) with the unemployed,"
... to coin a phrase ...
Posted by: Uncle Omar | November 30, 2004 at 09:38 PM
(i bet no one reads this)
a song for Mr. Hand (geezers'll know the tune)
If there's fighting in the stands,
Makes no difference to me.
If the commercials are better than the game.
If there's holding on the left,
if there's overtime we'll stay
till Tuesday night.
I'll pray to God fori a new anesthetic
Crying like a girl sounds really pathetic.
Grit my teeth at the pain in my groin.
Pick up my jock and play
Just like yesterday.
Get down on my knees and pray
It won't get pulled again !
Posted by: insomniac | December 01, 2004 at 04:10 AM
add 'and there's clipping on the right' after the 4th line. (#$%^&!)
Posted by: insomniac | December 01, 2004 at 04:13 AM
Whose hand pulled whose groin????
- Just askin'
Posted by: trillian | December 01, 2004 at 06:03 AM
I would've preferred the headline read:
Hand pulls Giant groin
That would've been even better.
Posted by: Sarcasmo | December 01, 2004 at 06:34 AM
Sarcasmo don't forget, "Action with 'Skins next week doubtful"
Posted by: Writer's Cramp | December 04, 2004 at 11:16 AM