THIS IS THE KIND OF LINK JUDI IS SUPPOSED TO POST

...but I'll do it, so people will stop sending it in.

(Thanks to many people)

Comments

[wysiwyg]

You Ain't Foolin' Nobody

You Really Got A Hold On Me

[neophyte]

hey, Wysi! You skipped my: You're no good but I like it!

Ok, fine.

You Really Got A Hold On Me
Memphis, Tennessee

[wysiwyg]

You Really Got A Hold On Me

Makin' Whoopie

[neophyte]

you are skipping my posts tonight, man! What gives?

[neophyte]

Actually, to put it into game form:

Makin' Whoopie

(You are skipping my posts tonight, man! What gives?)

Why Do You Do It?

[wysiwyg]

Memphis, Tennessee

Them Kinda Monkeys Can't Swing

[wysiwyg]

OK, I'm going to wait for you this time - but bear in mind you started it all back at 11:42 when you did a second post under me.

So: your turn!

[neophyte]

Them Kinda Monkeys Can't Swing

Swing On This

[nastyphyte]

And Wysiwyg, my goal in life is to make your life complicated. Didn't you know?

[neophyte]

And one more thing (yes, I enjoy talking to myself, deal with it) but your question marks seem to have fallen off, Wysiwyg.

[wysiwyg]

Swing On This

Squeeze Me, Please Me

With my brain in the sort of "I've spent too much time today reading" fug, it won't take much to confuse me...

[neophyte]

Squeeze Me, Please Me
Easier Said Than Done

[wysiwyg]

Easier Said Than Done

Embracable You

The eyes and the mouth and the hair about summarise the feeling....

[neophyte]

Embracable You

Under a Blanket of Blue

[Alex D.]

Under a Blanket of Blue

Behind Blue Eyes

[«LabSpecimen»]

Behind Blue Eyes

Eye of the Storm

[Why do we repeat the last song?]

[neophyte]

Because many of us are too scatterbrained to remember for more than a few seconds what letter we're supposed to be matching. What? None of the rest of you have that trouble? Ok, fine. We do it for MY benefit. Otherwise, I don't know if you're posting a song title or just shouting out a random phrase.

[«LabSpecimen»]

Some People Eat Boogers

[random phrase]

[«LabSpecimen»]

The hygenist wasn't sure, after talking to me, exactly what was supposed to happen when. She thought she wasn't supposed to see the Wench again until the 30th, but had down that that was to begin work, instead of her last cleaning. She was going to check and call me back.

Receptionist calls back and we reschedule Wench for 15th for her last cleaning. Nothing else is on the schedule for her at this time.

I asked about the appointment on the 8th that was supposed to have been cancelled. Did it just get missed or something? Receptionist still insists that Wench was scheduled to come in that day.

So I'm having the office manager call me.

[Alex D.]

Some People Eat Boogers

Someday I Suppose

[Eleanor]

Someday I Suppose

(I was hoping for an "e")

Every Day is a Winding Road

neo - we repeat for me too!

[Alex D.]

Just as you thought "Detachable Penis" was bad...

Someday I Suppose

Eating People

Yes, it's about what you think it is. Get your mind back in the gutter. Unfortunately, I can't find the lyrics online, so if anyone's seriously interesed in further gross song lyrics, drop me an email, and I'll try to get them by typing along with the song.

[«LabSpecimen»]

Soylent Green is people! [random post]

[Eleanor]

Alex D. You are LTTG! - Because I have high speed -

neener!

[«LabSpecimen»]

Psst! Eleanor is high on speed! Pass it on!

[neophyte]

Ok, in order to solve which song will be used, I found one that will fit between Eleanor and Alex.

Someday I Suppose
Every Day is a Winding Road
Dance
Eating People

So we continue from Eating People.

[«LabSpecimen»]

Pass the ketchup, please. [random post]

[neophyte]

Eating People followed by the passing of the ketchup... hmmm...

[Mr.Fishair]

Continuing

Eating People

Eruption

[neophyte]

Eating People
Eruption
Never Enough

[neophyte]

Never Enough
Hand in My Pocket

[Eleanor]

Hand in My Pocket

Try To Remember *sob*

[wysiwyg]

Try To Remember *sob*

Right in the Palm of Your Hand...

[neophyte]

Right in the Palm of Your Hand...
Dangerous Game

[wysiwyg]

Dangerous Game

Good Clean Fun

[neophyte]

Good Clean Fun
Fun While It Lasted

[wysiwyg]

Fun While It Lasted

Lead Me, Guide Me

[Alex D.]

Fun While It Lasted

Don't Worry Baby

[neophyte]

Lead Me, Guide Me
Meaning

[neophyte]

Let's go with Alex's:

Don't Worry Baby
You Are in Control

[Alex D.]

Darn it! You guys are posting too fast for me! Every time I preview, another song title's up. Every time I don't preview, it's LTTG. Hmmm...

[wysiwyg]

Careful of getting blocked by too many posts too quickly!

[neophyte]

Random comment: Post post post post post post post post post post!

(But note that I don't say it too loudly, and I'm watching over my shoulder for the Nava gods to zap me with lightning!)

[neophyte]

You Are in Control
Come Dance With Me

[wysiwyg]

*ZOT!*

*Large hollow voice*

This is NAAAAVAAAAAA! You have been warned!

[neophyte]

Electric Shock!

[¿wysiwyg? (MBE-LP)]

Electric Shock!

Kiss This!

[neophyte]

Kiss This!
Smooching

[¿wysiwyg? (MBE-LP)]

Smooching

Go On and On

[neophyte]

Go On and On
Only If You Want It

[¿wysiwyg? (MBE-LP)]

Only If You Want It

I Can Dream Can't I?

[neophyte]

I Can Dream Can't I?
If You Like

[¿wysiwyg? (MBE-LP)]

If You Like

Every Day of My Life

[neophyte]

Every Day of My Life
Every Night, About This Time

[neophyte]

Every Night, About This Time
That Was Then, This Is Now

[Kafaleni]

That Was Then, This Is Now
Now Is The Hour *twitch*
Rock Around The Clock

[Alex D.]

Rock Around the Clock

Clocks

[neophyte]

Clocks
Since I Don't Have You

[Mr.Fishair]

And no.

I never did have a HUGE crush on Joan Jett or whatever it was you guys were thinking.

So there.

Also,

Milk, it does a body good [random post]

[neophyte]

And for the record, if you google for milkmaid, you come up with beautiful classic paintings... and anime porn. Very weird combination.

[Mr.Fishair]

WooHoo!!

For only Thirty bucks a day I can have my very own Milk Maid!!

Having your very own Milk Maid, one can get A LOT of milking done in that amount of time.

Just sayin

(pssst. Neo, You Drive Me Wild, was the last song, also just sayin)

[neophyte]

Dang, Mr. Fisher! I was hoping You Drive Me Wild was just a random comment. ;-)

But since it wasn't,

You Drive Me Wild
Why Can't I Touch It?

[«LabSpecimen»]

Why Can't I Touch It?

It Burns Within

[neophyte]

ewwwwww!

It Burns Within
Not Gonna Hold On

[«LabSpecimen»]

Not Gonna Hold On
Oh, Give Me Your Hand

[neophyte]

Oh, Give Me Your Hand
Don't Put That Thing On Me

[neophyte]

For Lab: You dropped this.

[Mr.Fishair]

Don't Put That Thing On Me
May I Have This Dance

[neophyte]

May I Have This Dance
Dance 2 For Organ

[«LabSpecimen»]

Psst! Neo has three breats.

. o O (What's a 'breat'?

[«LabSpecimen»]

Correction: There was a typo in my previous post.

When I typed 'Neo,' I meant 'Mr.Fisher.'
When I typed 'has,' I meant 'wears.'
When I typed 'three,' I meant 'tailored.'
And when I typed 'breats,' I obviously meant 'thongs.'

That is all!

[«LabSpecimen»]

(but Neo may or may not have an extra toe that the may or may not claim was the result of an alleged alien abduction.)

[«LabSpecimen»]

Dance 2 For Organ
Nothing Better To Do

[neophyte]

Nothing Better To Do
Oh Yeah

[«LabSpecimen»]

Oh Yeah
Hot 'N Heavy

[«LabSpecimen»]

Hot 'N Heavy
You Make Me Wanna

[neophyte]

You Make Me Wanna
Animal

[Mr.Fishair]

Animal
Amanda

[neophyte]

Amanda? There really should be a song titled

I Want Amanda Love

[«LabSpecimen»]

Wasn't Amada Love in that movie I watched at Josh's house the other night? The one about the trans-gendered midget priest that joined the circus.

[neophyte]

Thank goodnes there wasn't a car or cops involved.

[«LabSpecimen»]

Amanda
After the Fire

[neophyte]

After the Fire
Fire In the Hole

[Mr.Fishair]

Fire In the Hole
Help Me Rhonda!

[neophyte]

Help Me Rhonda!
Run For Your Life

[neophyte]

And yes, I have recycled das Grue and Amanda Love in my recipe for Di on the MOAT. Hey, give me a break, I don't get ideas very often, so I have to make good use of the ones I do have. :P

[neophyte]

...and nobody even noticed it. I spent a long time concocting that spell. *sigh*

[neophyte]

Run For Your Life
Look Out!

[neophyte]

Look Out!
Time For a Change
Copacabana

[slyeyes]

Neo, I noticed the spell and thought it was quite amusing. I read in during a quick blurk at work, but didn't get a chance to comment. I later did copy it and pasted it in an e=mail to a friend who just broke up with a guy.

[neophyte]

thanks Sly; I was just pouting stupidly - and publicly; sorry!

[neophyte]

I can't believe you guys let this song stand for two hours!

Copacabana
And So to Sleep Again

goodnight! [semi-random post]

[Kafaleni]

And So To Sleep Again

Nights In White Satin

[«LabSpecimen»]

*clapping, while dialing for delivery*

That was beautiful Neo! Thank you! I'll definitely have to take your advice, but not tonight, its snowing, and nasty out there... tonight is a good night for delivery.. Hmm, maybe the delivery guy will be a cutie? Ya think?

*crosses fingers and toes, and of course, for Fishair, legs too*

Posted by: Di on March 10, 2005 06:44 PM

[«LabSpecimen»]

Nights In White Satin

Satin Dolls

[Mr.Fishair]

Nights In White Satin

New Sensation

(I just read it a few minutes ago Neo, I thought it was GREAT!! So he can throw a football *spewage*)

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Sorry, just stretching.

I'll be Ok.

Beer Me!!

[«LabSpecimen»]

It's not even noon yet! You can't have beer!

*pours scotch all around*

[«LabSpecimen»]

Fish, at the risk of sounding like a Raving Fan of Neo, I find that she puts more thought into her posts than anyone else on the MOAT. Maybe I'm wrong, but there is evidence to the contrary. First, she took the time to learn all about everyone and everything MOAT related before she jumped in and started posting. Second, scroll back and read the song titles she uses. There is almost always a theme.

Okay, I don't mean to imply nobody else puts as much thought into his / her posts. Well, maybe I do. Several people put thought into posting, but maybe I just think more like Neo so I notice it more.

Sorry... Neo's my friend, and I just wanted to brag on her.

CAR!

[Mr.Fishair]

Truly Lab, I agree.

Neo is a well oiled machine. Firing on all cylinders she is. Impecible notice to detail, and charming to boot.

I rarely think before I type, and I'm sure it shows. But not our friend Neo. She is clearly on top of things. (even me once or thrice ;-p)

So I think, because you think, you and her think alike, that I'm pretty sure your thinking is correct, I think. But, What do you all think?

Thanks, Lab. Glad you're here to keep me on the up and up.

*takes Scotch tape that Lab gave me and sticks one end to eyelids and attaches the other high up on forehead streaching eyes WIDE open*

Whoa! We need to sweep in here again.

[«LabSpecimen»]

*sighs at Fish's inability to notice shot sitting in front of him*

*decides to drink it quickly before he notices*

Maybe Neo will sweep for us this time?