THIS IS THE KIND OF LINK JUDI IS SUPPOSED TO POST
...but I'll do it, so people will stop sending it in.
(Thanks to many people)
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hmmm... I think Lab put a block on the phone, because this doesn't seem to be working, either.
I need some help causing trouble! Calling all trouble makers!
Posted by: neophyte | April 30, 2005 at 01:59 PM
*raids Lab's fridge*
Dang, the only things in here are lab specimens.
Posted by: neophyte | May 01, 2005 at 11:27 AM
Lab, I am talking to myself here!
It is time for you to
Get Back
Posted by: neophyte | May 02, 2005 at 05:46 AM
*comes in pulling Prank*
What are you talking about I been here the whole time!
BallBreaker
Posted by: Mr.Fishair | May 02, 2005 at 07:35 AM
Also, I BOLDED everything after the word Ballbreaker just to make Lab look even sillier!! Ha Ha! I see it clearly worked.
Posted by: Mr.Fishair | May 02, 2005 at 07:38 AM
LOL!!!! Mr. Fisher, I love you!
Posted by: neophyte | May 02, 2005 at 09:12 AM
Thank You! Thank You Naughty Neo!
There truly is A Whole Lotta Love in this here Moat.
(Hopes Lab doesn't try Breaking any Balls)
Rescue Me
Posted by: Mr.Fishair | May 02, 2005 at 09:29 AM
Where is Lab, anyway?
Posted by: Eleanor | May 02, 2005 at 04:11 PM
Lab and his Insolent Wench are in Memphis for the Beale Street Music Festival.
Posted by: neophyte | May 02, 2005 at 07:34 PM
Oops, that should say, Lab will be back soon. He and Wench are in
Memphis in the Meantime
Posted by: neophyte | May 02, 2005 at 07:36 PM
Hey... who used my toothbrush?
Posted by: «LabSpecimen» | May 04, 2005 at 06:55 AM
Why is the label upside down on one of my specimen jars?
Posted by: «LabSpecimen» | May 04, 2005 at 08:06 AM
*sneaks in and tries to rinse the toilet bowl cleaner off of Lab's toothbrush*
Posted by: neophyte | May 04, 2005 at 10:12 AM
I'm tossing the toothbrush into the incenerator.
Posted by: «LabSpecimen» | May 04, 2005 at 12:31 PM
.oOO I hope he doesn't look closely at his soap. Or his washcloth. Or his deoderant.
Posted by: neophyte | May 04, 2005 at 03:54 PM
Did someone take Lab's underwear out of the washing machine and put it in the dryer?
*stands by ready to fold and put undies back on shelves*
Posted by: Eleanor | May 04, 2005 at 05:36 PM
Undies? Those aren't mine.
Posted by: «LabSpecimen» | May 05, 2005 at 09:59 AM
Make sure you iron them first Eleanor.
En Vogue
Neo- Are those Soapapillas?
Posted by: Mr.Fishair | May 05, 2005 at 10:02 AM
I believe Susan does the ironing for this group.
Mr. Fishair - isn't En Vogue the name of a group, not a song? If so, then....
En Vogue
Evanescence
Posted by: Eleanor | May 05, 2005 at 03:20 PM
Not your undies, Lab? Oh, of course; we should have known that! What were we thinking! Hmmm... It looks like somebody is missing his penguin thong with the extra extra extra large penguin.
*considers offering a reward for finding out whose undies they are*
Posted by: neophyte | May 06, 2005 at 04:53 AM
Wooooohooooooooo I'm back!!!!
Break out the vailla vodka and 7-Up!!! (sweet but alcoholic.. kinda like me!)
If we're doing the band/singer thing again..
Evanescence
E-Street Band (Bruce Springsteen and the)
Posted by: Kafaleni | May 06, 2005 at 01:33 PM
I didn't mean to kill the thread!!! I'll go back to song titles!!
Evanescence
Everything She Wants
Posted by: Kafaleni | May 09, 2005 at 11:45 PM
Okay... how to fix this thread....
*thinking... thinking....*
*lightbulb!!*
LAST!!
Posted by: Kafaleni | May 10, 2005 at 10:23 AM
Last
Ten Feet Tall And Bulletproof
Posted by: Alex | May 13, 2005 at 06:00 AM
Woo hooo.. .someone came back to play!!
Ten Feet Tall and Bulletproof (to whom are they referring?)
Bullet Train
Posted by: Kafaleni | May 13, 2005 at 11:04 AM
Bullet Train
Nice Dream
Posted by: Alex | May 15, 2005 at 08:53 PM
Nice Dream
Dream A Little Dream Of Me
Posted by: Kafaleni | May 15, 2005 at 11:58 PM
I keep forgetting to check in here!
Posted by: «LabSpecimen» | May 18, 2005 at 06:57 AM
Things I need to do:
- Finish mulching
- Update my CD Wish List
- Finally get around to finishing my web site
- Work on my MP3 ID tags
- Generate my CD catalog and publish online
I'm sure there is more.
Posted by: «LabSpecimen» | May 18, 2005 at 07:03 AM
Oh yeah... update all the scores in my World Cup Preliminary spreadsheet.
Posted by: «LabSpecimen» | May 18, 2005 at 07:11 AM
Oh, and football season will be here before you know it. Get working on fantasy football forecasts!
Posted by: «LabSpecimen» | May 18, 2005 at 07:34 AM
Dream A Little Dream Of Me
Magic Carpet Ride
Posted by: Alex | May 18, 2005 at 08:42 AM
Magic Carpet Ride
Ride The Lightning
Posted by: Alex | May 19, 2005 at 03:29 AM
Light My Fire
Posted by: «LabSpecimen» | May 19, 2005 at 06:26 AM
Light My Fire
Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic
Okay, I know that doesn't really follow or connect, but I'm too tired to go looking up/thinking of things that do.
Posted by: Kafaleni | May 20, 2005 at 03:04 AM
*sneaks in, empties all the beers out of Lab's fridge and replaced them with bottled water and Chardonnay (also Diet Coke with Lime, because I love it so...)*
*sits back and waits for Lab to arrive and kill her*
Posted by: Kafaleni | May 20, 2005 at 11:46 PM
Hee hee hee! Kaf, there is always this!
*gestures to the dusty vending machine set up by the sectret lair, still stocked with ice cold B to the E*
Posted by: neophyte | May 21, 2005 at 09:50 AM
thanks for the Lime Diet Coke, btw! Ahhhh!
*hides, giggling, to awake the ensuing mayhem*
Posted by: neophyte | May 21, 2005 at 09:53 AM
WTF?!?!??!? Chardonnay???? Where the hell is my beer?
NEO! Did you do this? Come out of hiding. Someone is going to DIE!
Posted by: LabSpecimen | May 21, 2005 at 03:08 PM
What? I've been framed! Framed I tell ya!
*runs, taking diet coke with her*
Posted by: neophyte | May 21, 2005 at 03:13 PM
*follows trail of sloshed Diet Coke (with Lime) to Neo's secret hiding place*
Ah ha! I can tell by the way that Kaf is snorking that she must have had a hand in this as well!
That's it. Time for...
a spanking!!!!
*Lab has visions of him with paddle in hand, lots of laughing, some slow-motion shots and provocative positions*
On second thought... I wonder what the Wench is up to right now? See ya!
Posted by: LabSpecimen | May 21, 2005 at 05:38 PM
*presents herself for spanking*
Ya know, I thought I might get punished for this.. but a spanking works, too!
Posted by: Kafaleni | May 21, 2005 at 06:24 PM
Anybody ever tried to paddle me and I'd give him what for. Just saying. And you mention spanking, and vile porn-spam shows up. Coincidence?
Posted by: neophyte | May 22, 2005 at 07:33 PM
Neo, I don't know why.. it's not the first spanking I've asked for. And I don't even want to think about the I-word. For anyone who ever said that there's no such thing as too much love, someone perverts a thing like this, just to prove that there is.
Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic
Magic What She Do
Posted by: Kafaleni | May 23, 2005 at 01:04 AM
Magic What She Do
Open up and Say Aaaahh (yeah I think it's been done before, but it was long over due for another)
*restocks fridge with BEER*
*cleans out fridge by filling up ice chest to take to the lake*
oopsie. ;)
Posted by: Mr.Fishair | May 23, 2005 at 07:47 AM
*opens fridge*
*grabs a diet lime coke*
Hey, this stuff's not bad.
*grabs flask from back pocket and "enhances" his coke*
Posted by: LabSpecimen | May 23, 2005 at 08:07 AM
[aside to audience, in stage whisper] What Lab doesn't know is that we've secretly replaced the contents of his flask with Sandy's Secret Hollandaise Sauce. Let's watch his reaction!
Posted by: neophyte | May 23, 2005 at 11:16 AM
"Rats! Spoiled again" (psst, Neo, that's my guess)
Here, Want some extra sharp cheddar cheese? I could a whole wheel of this stuff.
Posted by: Mr.Fishair | May 23, 2005 at 01:48 PM
Sure, Fishair, I'll make a trade; you give me some cheese and I'll share some of this stuff that was originally in Lab's flask! I'm hoping it is rum. Deal?? OK!
Wait, Fish! Don't cut the cheese in here!
Posted by: neophyte | May 23, 2005 at 03:11 PM
Lab!! I've got a new beer for you to try, and no sneaky tricks with this one. This is more in line of an apology for the diet coke thing... although if you could love a DCL my way, that would be great!
Open Up and Say Aaaaahhhhh
Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me
Posted by: Kafaleni | May 24, 2005 at 02:10 AM
Okay. That does it. You will RUE the day you did this to me, Neo. RUE! RUE, I say!
And, as far as my flask goes... rum? I'm from KENTUCKY, dammit.
Kaf, thanks for the link. I don't want any dickie beer, though.
Have you guys seen the list of nominees for 100 greatest americans? OMGWTFBBQ?!?!?!
Posted by: «LabSpecimen» | May 24, 2005 at 08:24 AM
Oh, that's right, Kentucky! Fish, careful with that, it's Moonshine!
*ducks and runs*
Posted by: neophyte | May 24, 2005 at 01:08 PM
Weel, STANK!! We've been spammed. I bet it's Neo's fault.
Posted by: «LabSpecimen» | May 25, 2005 at 08:52 AM
ick ick ick... I mentioned roo roo
Posted by: neophyte | May 25, 2005 at 01:18 PM
Okay... am I the only one playing this game?
Mere spam will not deter the determined Labbie...
Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me
Everlasting Love
Speaking of which, I'm going out on the booze bus tomorrow night (it's work related.. I swear... well,` people from work will be there..) Somebody love me a chocolate Moatini!!
Posted by: Kafaleni | May 26, 2005 at 12:37 AM
Do we need a new game?
Everlasting Love
Every Little Bit Counts
Posted by: «LabSpecimen» | May 27, 2005 at 10:09 AM
First bar I went to I asked for a chocolate (martini, moatini, martooni) and they didn't know how to make it. So I had a double Mailbu & Coke instead.
Lab, we either need a new game or a new place to play it... I'll try the new game thing first
*Changes game to strip Song Name Game*
Every Little Bit Counts
*removes bra (still has outter layers on) flings it in the air.. watches it ricochet off the beer fridge and end up hanging from the chandelier*
Savin' All My Love For You
Posted by: Kafaleni | May 27, 2005 at 05:08 PM
Savin' All My Love for You
*strips a layer of paint from the chest that's been in the garage for months*
... Hey... this is fun!
You Don't Know You're Born
Posted by: «LabSpecimen» | May 31, 2005 at 06:34 AM
Ok... I want to play!
You Don't Know You're Born
(Now I get to take something off, right??)
*discreetly removes an article of clothing*
Baby As You Turn Away
*sighs* Ok, ok, I'll put it back on. Sheesh!
Posted by: neophyte | May 31, 2005 at 10:25 AM
All That, You Can't Leave Behind
Ok, I'll play, but it's not fair, I'm only wearing a Penguin thong.
*takes off Penguin thong, to reveal.......another slightly smaller Penguin thong underneath*
Do You Really Want to Hurt Me?
Oh and Lab, I thought I smelled rotting flesh coming from your gargage, maybe you should hang your chests indoors, unless they are of the large breast variety, then in that case I'll be over right after work. ;)
/vomit
Posted by: Mr.Fishair | May 31, 2005 at 11:09 AM
Mr. Fishair, you need to get to the Dave D. First/Last! thread and defend your honor!
Posted by: neophyte | May 31, 2005 at 04:55 PM
Do You Really Want to Hurt Me?
*pulls one strand of grass out from grass skirt*
Edge of Heaven
Posted by: neophyte | May 31, 2005 at 04:59 PM
Edge of Heaven
*takes off left stiletto*
Heaven Is A Place On Earth
Posted by: Kafaleni | June 01, 2005 at 02:47 AM
*sigh*
I guess it's time to abandon this thread. I'm going to miss it.
Posted by: «LabSpecimen» | June 06, 2005 at 04:57 AM
me too Lab, but as James Taylor says, Nothing Lasts Forever.......
*pats self on back for ending with a song title*
Bye, bye, Miss American Pie....
Posted by: Eleanor | June 06, 2005 at 04:18 PM
nasty spammers
Posted by: neophyte | July 11, 2005 at 07:09 PM
archive me! archive me!
Posted by: scroatmoat aka Lab's Lab | July 19, 2005 at 07:45 AM