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Hey judi, got any of those goat testicles left for those of us that couldn't make the hunt?
Posted by: bbescuela | November 08, 2004 at 08:30 PM
If I come next year, can I get an
Honorary Hey This Girl's a Faithful Blogit Award?
or something, goat testicles would be fine.
Posted by: crash | November 08, 2004 at 09:03 PM
Judi, love --
Insomnia, perhaps?
-- Trystan
Posted by: TrystanShout | November 08, 2004 at 09:38 PM
Third!
It may not be as good as first or second, but at least its in the top five!
So it turns out the hand WAS giving Dave a hand after all. And they don't dance badly either.
I wonder if one fell over in a forest where there was nobody to hear, whether that would be the sound of one hand clapping?
Which is a better joke that the one that originally occurred to me about what you would get if two of them went to a singles bar, got drunk and spent the night together....
Posted by: wysiwyg | November 08, 2004 at 09:46 PM
DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! DAMN!
I'm no good at this even when I'm awake and virtually nobody else is.
Posted by: wysiwyg | November 08, 2004 at 09:48 PM
I'm awake.
Posted by: Virtually Nobody Else | November 08, 2004 at 10:36 PM
But why is Judi awake?
Posted by: Deontologist | November 08, 2004 at 10:42 PM
Maybe she's an insomniac, dyslexic agnostic, staying up all night to ponder if there really IS a dog?
Posted by: Lynn | November 08, 2004 at 10:51 PM
s'tahw gnorw htiw gniveileb ni doG?
Posted by: Alex D. | November 08, 2004 at 10:57 PM
wow!
Posted by: bob | November 08, 2004 at 10:59 PM
Wow. That looks dumber and cornier each time I look at it. Maybe I shoud sleep more.
Posted by: Alex D. | November 08, 2004 at 11:00 PM
Sleeping is overrated. Last I heard they gave it an 'R', when it usually only deserves a 'G'.
Posted by: Lynn | November 08, 2004 at 11:04 PM
i'm always up til 12:35 to (usually) watch the musical guests on leno or letterman and (always) see what musical guests are going to be on conan and the-show-formerly-known-as-craiggers. then i set a tape if they're any good, and go to bed. i know, i could just check rockontv, but it's a tradition.
Posted by: judi | November 09, 2004 at 04:04 AM
Morn'n Judi!
Posted by: kibby F5 | November 09, 2004 at 04:09 AM
Ok - when you said "you'll have to register" I was thinking you meant with the Miami Herald or some such, not with "Judi's Army of Semi-Naked Mansluts". Still, thanks for the patch.
Also, I don't think you should worry at all that you may be becoming compulsive in your behavior just because you stay up until exactly 12:35am (Eastern Standard Goat Testicle Whacka Whacka Whack-A-Mole Time) to see if you should set a tape to record televised lip-synched performances, finally going to bed after straightening the carpet fibers. Everybody does that.
Posted by: Christobol | November 09, 2004 at 05:26 AM
How about the RBR as musical guests on one of those shows?
Posted by: neophyte | November 09, 2004 at 05:59 AM
I don't know about you, Lynn, but my sleeping would RARELY earn a "G" rating.
Or is that too much information?
Posted by: Shannon | November 09, 2004 at 06:12 AM
Shannon, I vote for "not nearly enough"
Posted by: jamester | November 09, 2004 at 06:31 AM
Shannon- The vote has been secondedededed. We have at least a PG-13 rating here on the MainBlog (so I've been told, but rarely abide)
So, feel free to share Shannon. (Whoever is keeping her)
I know Jamester and I are all ears. Well, Fish don't exactly have ears, so how about, I'm all scales. Jamester you can be all ears.
Posted by: Mr.Fishair | November 09, 2004 at 07:00 AM
Or better yet, I'm all Air.
Posted by: Mr.Fishair | November 09, 2004 at 07:02 AM
Gee, Fish, because the comment about sharing Shannon didn't clue all of us in that you are all air or anything.
(not sarcasm. sometimes people miss that)
Posted by: bnannies | November 09, 2004 at 07:41 AM
that was supposed to be note sarcasm.... Nothing like a typo to completely change the meaning
Posted by: bnannies | November 09, 2004 at 07:42 AM
Psst - Mr. FishAir, sing her this:
---
You wake my lust, cut blood flow to my brain
Your ‘bedtime’ story’s causin’ me some pain
So, if you will, give me a thrill
Forget Chivalry, set me on fire!
{ blog band joins }
I’m usually here to read stuff that is funny
You posted girl, and you moved me honey
You’ve piqued my mind, which is just fine
Groovin’ Hamsters, make me perspire!
You teased me baby, woo.....it felt good
Please me baby, girl just tell me tales like my mistress would
I’m lyin’, d’you mind
If I tell this world that you’re mine mine mine-ine
I hear your tales and my mind’s goin’ numb
Imagination never seemed such fun
Come on baby, drive me crazy
Sonorous Enchantress shed your attire!
{ kazoo solo }
Well oil me baby, woo-oooooo....it feels good
Hold on baby
I want to love you like a lover should
You're fine, so kind
To bad I beat you to the finish line line line-ine!
So do your nails and a twiddle your thumbs
In thirty minutes we can have more fun
Patience baby, I’ll be amazing
Stupid blue pills aren’t s’posed to expire!
{ pan-flute solo }
{ juice-harp solo }
{ pan-flute and juice-harp jam }
Posted by: Christobol | November 09, 2004 at 07:47 AM
Christobol, I can't decide whether to be amazed or intimidated by the way your mind works. Ok, I'm going with "amazed," as in, you are amazing.
Posted by: neophyte | November 09, 2004 at 08:17 AM
Jeff- sign me up for Intellectual Impotence. I'll play tamborine and sing (note - you may want to provide a silent tamborine).
Neophyte - jury is still out on my mind 'working'.
Posted by: Christobol | November 09, 2004 at 08:27 AM
Thanks Cbol, and if that doesn't work, should I try plan B, Which is as everyone knows when trying to ply a womans plying off, is to set yourself on Fire?
No. Really. Ok.
Well, then make room on stage for me at our next gig, cuz I play a the Kazoo like mutha truckin riot.
*Whips out my Kazoo*
Posted by: Mr.Fishair | November 09, 2004 at 08:35 AM
If I could really do that I'd just stay home.
Posted by: Mr.Fishair | November 09, 2004 at 08:36 AM
You call yours a kazoo Mr. Fishair?
Posted by: just sayin | November 09, 2004 at 08:47 AM
Well, yeah. Today anyway, It's either that or Air Horn, oooh, or I always did like Mr.Wisenhut.
Just sayin...
Just sayin.
Ok, ok, We are all dying here, so tell us already, Whatdaya call yours JS?
Posted by: Mr.Fishair | November 09, 2004 at 09:09 AM
I don't have one to name. Unless you count temporary possesion by umm.. squatters rights maybe? Depending on.. ermm.. nm.
Posted by: just sayin | November 09, 2004 at 09:14 AM
I just want to thank Dave and Judy and everyone else who showed up for such a wonderful party! It was great to see my brother Mike, our friend Amanda Hugginkiss, and former Congressman and Ambassador Dick Swett at this event!
Thanks again guys!
-Harold Hunt
Posted by: Harold Hunt | November 09, 2004 at 09:24 AM