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Posted by: PeeJay | November 17, 2004 at 08:16 AM
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Posted by: PeeJay | November 17, 2004 at 08:17 AM
What in the world was that all about...
Posted by: Audidealer | November 17, 2004 at 08:17 AM
I'm stuck...
Posted by: Mike Weasel | November 17, 2004 at 08:19 AM
I didn't have time to do it.
Can I still have your job?
Posted by: Christobol | November 17, 2004 at 08:20 AM
Oh, I have the time.
I'd just rather spend it sipping mai tais by the hacienda.
And who let the Little Prince off of his little one tree planet?
Posted by: punky brewster | November 17, 2004 at 08:23 AM
Okay, I was already in an odd sleep-deprived state of mind but after 5 minutes of clicking around Mr. Hookah's domain, my brain has become as numb as Paris Hilton's.
Posted by: gecko | November 17, 2004 at 08:25 AM
A rolling stump gathers no moss?
Posted by: kat | November 17, 2004 at 08:25 AM
Bing!
Posted by: Ima Nasshat | November 17, 2004 at 08:27 AM
From little stumps grow great trees!
Posted by: kat | November 17, 2004 at 08:28 AM
Was something supposed to happen? I just saw a tree stump and heard weird music....kind of a flashback moment to the '70's.
Ooo...they had warned me that might happen.
Posted by: slyeyes | November 17, 2004 at 08:34 AM
Has anybody got to the part where the anteater is sitting on the branch? I am at the door and cannot figure out the combination of the switches! HELP A POOR H2OBOY!
Posted by: waterboy | November 17, 2004 at 08:38 AM
Hey Punky,
When you finish that Mai tai, or for sure after the next one, could you answer your door? This delivery is gettin' heavy.
Posted by: Christobol | November 17, 2004 at 08:39 AM
Yeah Slyeyes, those are the flashbacks they've been promising for O' so many years!
Posted by: PeeJay | November 17, 2004 at 08:39 AM
I am deeply disturbed........
Posted by: lil one | November 17, 2004 at 08:39 AM
Yeah Slyeyes, those are the flashbacks they've been promising for O' so many years!
Posted by: PeeJay | November 17, 2004 at 08:40 AM
NEVER MIND. Please disregard my previous post!
Posted by: waterboy | November 17, 2004 at 08:40 AM
Stupid dial up connection, sorry for the double post. At least it wasn't a hat trick.
Posted by: PeeJay | November 17, 2004 at 08:41 AM
Yeah Slyeyes, those are the flashbacks they've been promising for O' so many years!
(Your welcome)
Posted by: PeeJay | November 17, 2004 at 08:46 AM
yay! i won! disaster was averted 'r something
Posted by: E | November 17, 2004 at 08:53 AM
WOW, PeeJay?!? How DID you triple post over 6 minutes? You're good!
Posted by: slyeyes | November 17, 2004 at 08:57 AM
WOW, PeeJay?!? How DID you triple post over 6 minutes? You're good!
Posted by: slyeyes | November 17, 2004 at 08:59 AM
cbol ... when you said delivery, you meant delivery! I wasn't sure it was going to fit through the door ... it was HUGE.
Posted by: punky brewster | November 17, 2004 at 08:59 AM
Slyeyes, check the third one (not won). That's not me, when I multiple post it's (not its) all together. I'm no rookie when it comes to screw-ups:). *Watch me screw this up and double post?*
Posted by: PeeJay | November 17, 2004 at 09:05 AM
waterboy, I couldn't get past the bong smoker... Where is the key?
Posted by: trillian | November 17, 2004 at 09:13 AM
The smoking apparatus is the key. Keep smokin' till the fire runs out and throws it down in disgust.
Posted by: markhh | November 17, 2004 at 09:17 AM
y'all are seein' stuff I'm not seein'.
Feh! I'm going to another thread.
Posted by: slyeyes | November 17, 2004 at 09:20 AM
y'all are seein' stuff I'm not seein'.
Feh! I'm going to another thread.
Posted by: slyeyes | November 17, 2004 at 09:22 AM
and by "Dave" of course I meant "Judi". Evidently the mental strain endured throughout the games has deprived me of precious, precious brain cells I need to tell basic names apart.
Posted by: Brad | November 17, 2004 at 09:23 AM
and by "Dave" of course I meant "Judi". Evidently the mental strain endured throughout the games has deprived me of precious, precious brain cells I need to tell basic names apart.
Posted by: Brad | November 17, 2004 at 09:28 AM
thanks... just not patient enough. Got it. (The bong is the key)
Posted by: trillian | November 17, 2004 at 09:28 AM
Brad, apparently you've also lost brain cells that tell you when to stop pushing the 'post' button...
And I finished! woo, boy was that worth it...
Posted by: Slartibartfast Finishin' II | November 17, 2004 at 09:39 AM
Whew! Disaster averted! Except: Thanks for getting me fired, Judi!
Posted by: Tamara | November 17, 2004 at 09:55 AM
Silly Punky, Everyone knows that Cbol delivers a HUGE package where ever he goes, why it says so right here on his Business Card.
And nice touch Cbol. At first I must admit, I was a little put off. But this wetnap "business card" has actually come in handy more than once.
Posted by: Mr.Fishair | November 17, 2004 at 10:02 AM
Trillian: make him smoke until there is no more of the coal-looking stuff in the plate there. The pipe becomes the key. Click the line dangling from the poles to make the line taut. Then, click the pipe and it will go into the keyhole. While the pipe is in the keyhole, click the red button atop the lockbox. Voila! Onto the next level!
Posted by: waterboy | November 17, 2004 at 10:03 AM
such a dirty spam for such an innocent game... or is it?
Posted by: telcontar | November 17, 2004 at 10:05 AM
There's a smut-o-spam. Wow. Don't you just know TomyLee's mama's so proud.
Posted by: waterboy | November 17, 2004 at 10:06 AM
Thanks Mr. FishAir,
I used to just crush people's frog with my banana, which seemed to help them remember me (some kind of neural memory trick I don't understand), but I found the wetnaps expose me to fewer exotic diseases.
Posted by: Christobol | November 17, 2004 at 10:18 AM
I've gotten to the part where all the blogettes are standing there with come-hither looks on their faces. Whenever I click on one of them, they make loud moaning noises, but the white guy just looks at me with a confused, almost frightened look on his face. There's a doorbell, and a couple of huge knockers...I'm not sure what to do from here...
Posted by: SchadeBoy (aka Mr. Incredible) | November 17, 2004 at 10:18 AM
OK, how do you get past the room where you have to turn on the light?
Posted by: wingman | November 17, 2004 at 10:18 AM
waterboy, Thanks.. I finished - yeay! Saved the tin can man's world.
Gave me something to do during this 9 hour webex. I think I do another.
Later
Posted by: trillian | November 17, 2004 at 10:19 AM
I saw polyphonic spring recently... and those guys are as odd on stage as these games are!
Posted by: john | November 17, 2004 at 10:19 AM
wingman - the answer is writen on the machine above where the guy is sitting
Posted by: E | November 17, 2004 at 10:22 AM
Winger: the key is on the giant boiler! Get the Q-dial=the number on the boiler and click the ladder button. You have now finished. Congratulations.
Posted by: waterboy | November 17, 2004 at 10:23 AM
Well, duh, I should have seen that. Thanks E.
Posted by: wingman | November 17, 2004 at 10:28 AM
Well, duh, I should have seen that. Thanks E.
Posted by: wingman | November 17, 2004 at 10:28 AM
How many sheep did you startle over the edge until you decided to scroll down and see the fishing lure? I estimate I sent 50 bazillion down there....
Posted by: Higgy | November 17, 2004 at 10:43 AM
and what was with those gecko things that kept climbing the wall?
Posted by: E | November 17, 2004 at 10:51 AM
Higgy.. umm.. how many Before I scrolled down, or After ???
*evil snicker*
Posted by: Just | November 17, 2004 at 10:53 AM
Apparently no one heeded the warning of "don't eat the brown acid". This is WHACK!
Posted by: Jerry Garcia | November 17, 2004 at 10:54 AM
Trillan said "The bong is the key." Jeez, for a second there I thought I was back at college.
*heh-heh, he said key*
Posted by: Dr. Dog | November 17, 2004 at 10:55 AM
E-
dunno, but it was fun making THEM jump off the cliff, too. Although, I think that was actually counter productive and their main purpose was to help the leet eat the fish?
Posted by: Just | November 17, 2004 at 10:55 AM
?!??!?!?!?!?
I get absolutely NOTHING except a big tree stump and weird music; no matter what I click.
You know, I would SWEAR my sister set this up as a practical joke and told all y'all to talk about hooka pipes, "Q-dial=the number on the boiler and click the ladder button" and geckos climbing things, and sheep and fishing lures.
BOOGER!!
Posted by: slyeyes | November 17, 2004 at 10:56 AM
Man! I'm with Higgy - I sat there for EVER trying to figure out what order to click the sheep in or whatever. Once I got past that one, the rest was not bad at all.
I have a link to something similar, I think I'll send it to Dave & Judi.
Posted by: Cheesius | November 17, 2004 at 10:56 AM
Sly - ya never had your mouse arrow turn into a hand on the first screen>???? Put it over the metal thing on the top left of the whatever it is...
Posted by: Just | November 17, 2004 at 10:58 AM
Slyeyes - you forgot the part with the blogettes, too. Still stuck there...
Posted by: SchadeBoy (aka Mr. Incredible) | November 17, 2004 at 10:59 AM
I'm stuck at the anteater one - I'm at the door but I can't figure out the switches. Help!
Posted by: Rachel | November 17, 2004 at 11:00 AM
Don't feel bad, Sly, I'm not getting any of those references either. When I click on the link all I get are the Victoria's Secret models dancing seductively and asking me to do unspeakable things to them in order to save the world. 'Course, I clicked a different link, so that may have something to do with it.
Either way, been playing all day.
Posted by: Christobol | November 17, 2004 at 11:02 AM
The switch combo is painted on the door itself.
And how do you get past an anteater? Distract it with ants!
Posted by: B. Durbin | November 17, 2004 at 11:02 AM
rachel - match the pattern that's on the door
Posted by: E | November 17, 2004 at 11:03 AM
here's a little inside info... the Tab key shows you where things are clickable. This ought yo especially help you, Sly
Posted by: Bismuth | November 17, 2004 at 11:09 AM
I was absent for 30 minutes and all this happened!
How could that be? Anyway, they look like breasts to me - give it a coconut bra - very large coconuts, I might add-
Posted by: Eleanor | November 17, 2004 at 11:09 AM
Thanks B and E!
Posted by: Rachel | November 17, 2004 at 11:13 AM
Can anyone tell me why the "bold" didn't stop after the word "happened", even tho I made the sign - new to this stuff, you know -
Thanks
Posted by: Eleanor | November 17, 2004 at 11:16 AM
you did a /b ?
Posted by: E | November 17, 2004 at 11:18 AM
Eleanor - what look like breasts?
Posted by: SchadeBoy (aka Mr. Incredible) | November 17, 2004 at 11:20 AM
E - no, I did a lesser than, then a b, then a greater than sign, which has worked (sometimes) in the past -
SchadeBoy - got your attention, didn't I - the middle round things on Judi's link -
Posted by: Eleanor | November 17, 2004 at 11:35 AM
<b> turns the bold on </b> turns it off.
Posted by: E | November 17, 2004 at 11:38 AM
Thanks E - will practice now
just practicing did it work
Posted by: Eleanor | November 17, 2004 at 11:44 AM
Eleanor - You mean, the large bolt and washer? And the large wart-like ogject in the middle, to the left of center?
Posted by: SchadeBoy (aka Mr. Incredible) | November 17, 2004 at 11:45 AM
INDEED IT DID!
Posted by: waterboy | November 17, 2004 at 11:46 AM
Eleanor - You mean, the large bolt and washer? And the large wart-like ogject in the middle, to the left of center?
...not that I'm thinking about that sort of thing...
Posted by: SchadeBoy (aka Mr. Incredible) | November 17, 2004 at 11:46 AM
That was certainly... Well... Something.
Posted by: Gort | November 17, 2004 at 11:49 AM
Very Good.
Posted by: BigD | November 17, 2004 at 11:50 AM
i'll trade jobs with anybody. i work with a bunch of psychopathic backstabbers. anyone interested?
Posted by: queensbee | November 17, 2004 at 11:53 AM
It isn't working now! Is the site down?
Posted by: Lee | November 17, 2004 at 11:54 AM
Queensbee,
I didn't know we worked in the same place.
Just kidding, we weeded out the back stabbers several years ago, although we still do have
a few psychopaths.
Posted by: BigD | November 17, 2004 at 11:56 AM
I've lost my notes on boldface and italics, please refresh my memory; and whomever first taught me, I appreciate the effort, but not unlike poor Eleanor above^, I could never get the BOLDFACE to cease. Please re-educate me, ye' kind and generous bloggers. It was a long ride to school on the short bus!
Posted by: PeeJay | November 17, 2004 at 11:59 AM
PeeJay: The HTML codes:
For bold: a "b" between >. To stop bold, "/b" between >.
Same with italics, but the symbol is i.
Posted by: waterboy | November 17, 2004 at 12:03 PM
I wasn't even interested in these comments til Mr. Fishair mentioned Cbol's huge package...........
Posted by: MeganBNL | November 17, 2004 at 12:03 PM
What happened? There are supposed to be a less than AND a greater than sign flanking the b or i, Peejay. I guess the blog recognized them as HTML and took them out.
Posted by: waterboy | November 17, 2004 at 12:06 PM
Waterboy: Thanks, I guess Did it work?
Posted by: PeeJay | November 17, 2004 at 12:11 PM
I finally get to post and its turned from a lesson on C'bol's packages to an html lesson?? I'm going back to the squashed frogs...
Dave and/or Judi - we need new news! I missed the whole day of posting! D**n job.
Posted by: Somewhere North | November 17, 2004 at 12:13 PM
Thanks H2O man, let us hope it worked. Does it We'll see, I'll probably double post it and it won't matter anyway.
Ps. H2O man: Kinda slammed you on the other blog, it came out wrong, no malice intended :)
Posted by: PeeJay | November 17, 2004 at 12:17 PM
Thanks H2O man, let us hope it worked. Does it We'll see, I'll probably double post it and it won't matter anyway.
Ps. H2O man: Kinda slammed you on the other blog, it came out wrong, no malice intended :)
Posted by: PeeJay | November 17, 2004 at 12:18 PM
F@#k, I knew it!
Posted by: PeeJay | November 17, 2004 at 12:20 PM
Uncanny prediction, PJ.
Posted by: waterboy | November 17, 2004 at 12:20 PM
Go out and buy a lottery ticket with powers of prediction like that!
Posted by: waterboy | November 17, 2004 at 12:22 PM
WB: Not guilty! Stupid dial up sucks. Thanks for the 411 though, I now know how to stop the bold. While your giving out fatherly advice, what does HTML stand for; or mean? Thank you in advance for you tutorial advice.
Sincerely yours, your humble servant; GWB
Posted by: PeeJay | November 17, 2004 at 12:25 PM
Hypertext Mark-up Language, PJ.
Notice the plethora of double-entendres once the smut-o-spam appeared. Funny what the power of suggestion can do.
Posted by: waterboy | November 17, 2004 at 12:28 PM
The typeface commands you are using are html commands. Once upon a time, long before PCs, there were strange skinny men with coke bottle glasses who wrote programs in html. Now these skinny men are owners of the companies we work for. Damn the skinny men!
Posted by: Somewhere North | November 17, 2004 at 12:29 PM
On previous threads, of course.
Posted by: waterboy | November 17, 2004 at 12:31 PM
Somewhere North: Be afraid, be very very afraid. Today Afghanistan and Iraq, tommorrow Iran and N. Korea, then onto Mexico and Canada. Do you know why Bush's cabinet is abandoning the ship like rats on a sinking ship? Because twice, twice, they had to stop him from declaring war and invading Hawaii. Go farther north, it's the only place safe. See you there, I'll be wearing a cardinals jersey. (Baseball not football) Those desert rats are on their(not they're) own.
.
Posted by: PeeJay | November 17, 2004 at 12:35 PM
Sure common up. We're all high as kites up here and rethinking our sexual orientation and by the way, please make sure you speak BOTH official languages before arriving. Otherwise we may be required to debate with you extensively until you die of boredom. Assuming you survive the winter that is.
Notice Americans only invade warm countries?
Posted by: Somewhere North | November 17, 2004 at 12:41 PM
Thanks H20. Now I know. I'm skinny, but unfortunately I own no companies and just found out what HTML stands for. As God as my witness I thought it was an acronymn for *hot mail*.
Now I know I'm more dom-witted than previously anticipated. Oh well, happy yet uninformed. Thanks for the lesson kids. Later:>
Posted by: PeeJay | November 17, 2004 at 12:42 PM
Thanks H20. Now I know. I'm skinny, but unfortunately I own no companies and just found out what HTML stands for. As God as my witness I thought it was an acronymn for *hot mail*.
Now I know I'm more dim-witted than previously anticipated. Oh well, happy yet uninformed. Thanks for the lesson kids. Later:>
Posted by: PeeJay | November 17, 2004 at 12:42 PM
Thanks H20. Now I know. I'm skinny, but unfortunately I own no companies and just found out what HTML stands for. As God as my witness I thought it was an acronymn for *hot mail*.
Now I know I'm more dim-witted than previously anticipated. Oh well, happy yet uninformed. Thanks for the lesson kids. Later:>
Posted by: PeeJay | November 17, 2004 at 12:42 PM
Thanks H20. Now I know. I'm skinny, but unfortunately I own no companies and just found out what HTML stands for. As God as my witness I thought it was an acronymn for *hot mail*.
Now I know I'm more dim-witted than previously anticipated. Oh well, happy yet uninformed. Thanks for the lesson kids. Later:>
Posted by: PeeJay | November 17, 2004 at 12:42 PM
Thanks H20. Now I know. I'm skinny, but unfortunately I own no companies and just found out what HTML stands for. As God as my witness I thought it was an acronymn for *hot mail*.
Now I know I'm more dim-witted than previously anticipated. Oh well, happy yet uninformed. Thanks for the lesson kids. Later:>
Posted by: PeeJay | November 17, 2004 at 12:42 PM
Thanks H20. Now I know. I'm skinny, but unfortunately I own no companies and just found out what HTML stands for. As God as my witness I thought it was an acronymn for *hot mail*.
Now I know I'm more dim-witted than previously anticipated. Oh well, happy yet uninformed. Thanks for the lesson kids. Later:>
Posted by: PeeJay | November 17, 2004 at 12:42 PM