ATTENTION, ANYONE WHO HAS TIME TO DO THIS

We want your job.

(Thanks to Alanboss)

Comments

[PeeJay]

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[PeeJay]

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[Audidealer]

What in the world was that all about...

[Mike Weasel]

I'm stuck...

[Christobol]

I didn't have time to do it.

Can I still have your job?

[punky brewster]

Oh, I have the time.

I'd just rather spend it sipping mai tais by the hacienda.

And who let the Little Prince off of his little one tree planet?

[gecko]

Okay, I was already in an odd sleep-deprived state of mind but after 5 minutes of clicking around Mr. Hookah's domain, my brain has become as numb as Paris Hilton's.

[kat]

A rolling stump gathers no moss?

[Ima Nasshat]

Bing!

[kat]

From little stumps grow great trees!

[slyeyes]

Was something supposed to happen? I just saw a tree stump and heard weird music....kind of a flashback moment to the '70's.

Ooo...they had warned me that might happen.

[waterboy]

Has anybody got to the part where the anteater is sitting on the branch? I am at the door and cannot figure out the combination of the switches! HELP A POOR H2OBOY!

[Christobol]

Hey Punky,

When you finish that Mai tai, or for sure after the next one, could you answer your door? This delivery is gettin' heavy.

[PeeJay]

Yeah Slyeyes, those are the flashbacks they've been promising for O' so many years!

[lil one]

I am deeply disturbed........

[PeeJay]

Yeah Slyeyes, those are the flashbacks they've been promising for O' so many years!

[waterboy]

NEVER MIND. Please disregard my previous post!

[PeeJay]

Stupid dial up connection, sorry for the double post. At least it wasn't a hat trick.

[PeeJay]

Yeah Slyeyes, those are the flashbacks they've been promising for O' so many years!

(Your welcome)

[E]

yay! i won! disaster was averted 'r something

[slyeyes]

WOW, PeeJay?!? How DID you triple post over 6 minutes? You're good!

[slyeyes]

WOW, PeeJay?!? How DID you triple post over 6 minutes? You're good!

[punky brewster]

cbol ... when you said delivery, you meant delivery! I wasn't sure it was going to fit through the door ... it was HUGE.

[PeeJay]

Slyeyes, check the third one (not won). That's not me, when I multiple post it's (not its) all together. I'm no rookie when it comes to screw-ups:). *Watch me screw this up and double post?*

[trillian]

waterboy, I couldn't get past the bong smoker... Where is the key?

[markhh]

The smoking apparatus is the key. Keep smokin' till the fire runs out and throws it down in disgust.

[slyeyes]

y'all are seein' stuff I'm not seein'.

Feh! I'm going to another thread.

[slyeyes]

y'all are seein' stuff I'm not seein'.

Feh! I'm going to another thread.

[Brad]

and by "Dave" of course I meant "Judi". Evidently the mental strain endured throughout the games has deprived me of precious, precious brain cells I need to tell basic names apart.

[Brad]

and by "Dave" of course I meant "Judi". Evidently the mental strain endured throughout the games has deprived me of precious, precious brain cells I need to tell basic names apart.

[trillian]

thanks... just not patient enough. Got it. (The bong is the key)

[Slartibartfast Finishin' II]

Brad, apparently you've also lost brain cells that tell you when to stop pushing the 'post' button...

And I finished! woo, boy was that worth it...

[Tamara]

Whew! Disaster averted! Except: Thanks for getting me fired, Judi!

[Mr.Fishair]

Silly Punky, Everyone knows that Cbol delivers a HUGE package where ever he goes, why it says so right here on his Business Card.

And nice touch Cbol. At first I must admit, I was a little put off. But this wetnap "business card" has actually come in handy more than once.

[waterboy]

Trillian: make him smoke until there is no more of the coal-looking stuff in the plate there. The pipe becomes the key. Click the line dangling from the poles to make the line taut. Then, click the pipe and it will go into the keyhole. While the pipe is in the keyhole, click the red button atop the lockbox. Voila! Onto the next level!

[telcontar]

such a dirty spam for such an innocent game... or is it?

[waterboy]

There's a smut-o-spam. Wow. Don't you just know TomyLee's mama's so proud.

[Christobol]

Thanks Mr. FishAir,

I used to just crush people's frog with my banana, which seemed to help them remember me (some kind of neural memory trick I don't understand), but I found the wetnaps expose me to fewer exotic diseases.

[SchadeBoy (aka Mr. Incredible)]

I've gotten to the part where all the blogettes are standing there with come-hither looks on their faces. Whenever I click on one of them, they make loud moaning noises, but the white guy just looks at me with a confused, almost frightened look on his face. There's a doorbell, and a couple of huge knockers...I'm not sure what to do from here...

[wingman]

OK, how do you get past the room where you have to turn on the light?

[trillian]

waterboy, Thanks.. I finished - yeay! Saved the tin can man's world.

Gave me something to do during this 9 hour webex. I think I do another.

Later

[john]

I saw polyphonic spring recently... and those guys are as odd on stage as these games are!

[E]

wingman - the answer is writen on the machine above where the guy is sitting

[waterboy]

Winger: the key is on the giant boiler! Get the Q-dial=the number on the boiler and click the ladder button. You have now finished. Congratulations.

[wingman]

Well, duh, I should have seen that. Thanks E.

[wingman]

Well, duh, I should have seen that. Thanks E.

[Higgy]

How many sheep did you startle over the edge until you decided to scroll down and see the fishing lure? I estimate I sent 50 bazillion down there....

[E]

and what was with those gecko things that kept climbing the wall?

[Just]

Higgy.. umm.. how many Before I scrolled down, or After ???

*evil snicker*

[Jerry Garcia]

Apparently no one heeded the warning of "don't eat the brown acid". This is WHACK!

[Dr. Dog]

Trillan said "The bong is the key." Jeez, for a second there I thought I was back at college.

*heh-heh, he said key*

[Just]

E-

dunno, but it was fun making THEM jump off the cliff, too. Although, I think that was actually counter productive and their main purpose was to help the leet eat the fish?

[slyeyes]

?!??!?!?!?!?

I get absolutely NOTHING except a big tree stump and weird music; no matter what I click.

You know, I would SWEAR my sister set this up as a practical joke and told all y'all to talk about hooka pipes, "Q-dial=the number on the boiler and click the ladder button" and geckos climbing things, and sheep and fishing lures.

BOOGER!!

[Cheesius]

Man! I'm with Higgy - I sat there for EVER trying to figure out what order to click the sheep in or whatever. Once I got past that one, the rest was not bad at all.

I have a link to something similar, I think I'll send it to Dave & Judi.

[Just]

Sly - ya never had your mouse arrow turn into a hand on the first screen>???? Put it over the metal thing on the top left of the whatever it is...

[SchadeBoy (aka Mr. Incredible)]

Slyeyes - you forgot the part with the blogettes, too. Still stuck there...

[Rachel]

I'm stuck at the anteater one - I'm at the door but I can't figure out the switches. Help!

[Christobol]

Don't feel bad, Sly, I'm not getting any of those references either. When I click on the link all I get are the Victoria's Secret models dancing seductively and asking me to do unspeakable things to them in order to save the world. 'Course, I clicked a different link, so that may have something to do with it.

Either way, been playing all day.

[B. Durbin]

The switch combo is painted on the door itself.

And how do you get past an anteater? Distract it with ants!

[E]

rachel - match the pattern that's on the door

[Bismuth]

here's a little inside info... the Tab key shows you where things are clickable. This ought yo especially help you, Sly

[Eleanor]

I was absent for 30 minutes and all this happened!
How could that be? Anyway, they look like breasts to me - give it a coconut bra - very large coconuts, I might add-

[Rachel]

Thanks B and E!

[Eleanor]

Can anyone tell me why the "bold" didn't stop after the word "happened", even tho I made the sign - new to this stuff, you know -
Thanks

[E]

you did a /b ?

[SchadeBoy (aka Mr. Incredible)]

Eleanor - what look like breasts?

[Eleanor]

E - no, I did a lesser than, then a b, then a greater than sign, which has worked (sometimes) in the past -

SchadeBoy - got your attention, didn't I - the middle round things on Judi's link -

[E]

&ltb> turns the bold on </b> turns it off.

[Eleanor]

Thanks E - will practice now

just practicing did it work

[SchadeBoy (aka Mr. Incredible)]

Eleanor - You mean, the large bolt and washer? And the large wart-like ogject in the middle, to the left of center?

[waterboy]

INDEED IT DID!

[SchadeBoy (aka Mr. Incredible)]

Eleanor - You mean, the large bolt and washer? And the large wart-like ogject in the middle, to the left of center?

...not that I'm thinking about that sort of thing...

[Gort]

That was certainly... Well... Something.

[BigD]

Very Good.

[queensbee]

i'll trade jobs with anybody. i work with a bunch of psychopathic backstabbers. anyone interested?

[Lee]

It isn't working now! Is the site down?

[BigD]

Queensbee,

I didn't know we worked in the same place.

Just kidding, we weeded out the back stabbers several years ago, although we still do have
a few psychopaths.

[PeeJay]

I've lost my notes on boldface and italics, please refresh my memory; and whomever first taught me, I appreciate the effort, but not unlike poor Eleanor above^, I could never get the BOLDFACE to cease. Please re-educate me, ye' kind and generous bloggers. It was a long ride to school on the short bus!

[waterboy]

PeeJay: The HTML codes:

For bold: a "b" between >. To stop bold, "/b" between >.

Same with italics, but the symbol is i.

[MeganBNL]

I wasn't even interested in these comments til Mr. Fishair mentioned Cbol's huge package...........

[waterboy]

What happened? There are supposed to be a less than AND a greater than sign flanking the b or i, Peejay. I guess the blog recognized them as HTML and took them out.

[PeeJay]

Waterboy: Thanks, I guess Did it work?

[Somewhere North]

I finally get to post and its turned from a lesson on C'bol's packages to an html lesson?? I'm going back to the squashed frogs...

Dave and/or Judi - we need new news! I missed the whole day of posting! D**n job.

[PeeJay]

Thanks H2O man, let us hope it worked. Does it We'll see, I'll probably double post it and it won't matter anyway.

Ps. H2O man: Kinda slammed you on the other blog, it came out wrong, no malice intended :)

[PeeJay]

Thanks H2O man, let us hope it worked. Does it We'll see, I'll probably double post it and it won't matter anyway.

Ps. H2O man: Kinda slammed you on the other blog, it came out wrong, no malice intended :)

[PeeJay]

F@#k, I knew it!

[waterboy]

Uncanny prediction, PJ.

[waterboy]

Go out and buy a lottery ticket with powers of prediction like that!

[PeeJay]

WB: Not guilty! Stupid dial up sucks. Thanks for the 411 though, I now know how to stop the bold. While your giving out fatherly advice, what does HTML stand for; or mean? Thank you in advance for you tutorial advice.

Sincerely yours, your humble servant; GWB

[waterboy]

Hypertext Mark-up Language, PJ.

Notice the plethora of double-entendres once the smut-o-spam appeared. Funny what the power of suggestion can do.

[Somewhere North]

The typeface commands you are using are html commands. Once upon a time, long before PCs, there were strange skinny men with coke bottle glasses who wrote programs in html. Now these skinny men are owners of the companies we work for. Damn the skinny men!

[waterboy]

On previous threads, of course.

[PeeJay]

Somewhere North: Be afraid, be very very afraid. Today Afghanistan and Iraq, tommorrow Iran and N. Korea, then onto Mexico and Canada. Do you know why Bush's cabinet is abandoning the ship like rats on a sinking ship? Because twice, twice, they had to stop him from declaring war and invading Hawaii. Go farther north, it's the only place safe. See you there, I'll be wearing a cardinals jersey. (Baseball not football) Those desert rats are on their(not they're) own.

.

[Somewhere North]

Sure common up. We're all high as kites up here and rethinking our sexual orientation and by the way, please make sure you speak BOTH official languages before arriving. Otherwise we may be required to debate with you extensively until you die of boredom. Assuming you survive the winter that is.

Notice Americans only invade warm countries?

[PeeJay]

Thanks H20. Now I know. I'm skinny, but unfortunately I own no companies and just found out what HTML stands for. As God as my witness I thought it was an acronymn for *hot mail*.
Now I know I'm more dom-witted than previously anticipated. Oh well, happy yet uninformed. Thanks for the lesson kids. Later:>

[PeeJay]

Thanks H20. Now I know. I'm skinny, but unfortunately I own no companies and just found out what HTML stands for. As God as my witness I thought it was an acronymn for *hot mail*.
Now I know I'm more dim-witted than previously anticipated. Oh well, happy yet uninformed. Thanks for the lesson kids. Later:>

[PeeJay]

Thanks H20. Now I know. I'm skinny, but unfortunately I own no companies and just found out what HTML stands for. As God as my witness I thought it was an acronymn for *hot mail*.
Now I know I'm more dim-witted than previously anticipated. Oh well, happy yet uninformed. Thanks for the lesson kids. Later:>

[PeeJay]

Thanks H20. Now I know. I'm skinny, but unfortunately I own no companies and just found out what HTML stands for. As God as my witness I thought it was an acronymn for *hot mail*.
Now I know I'm more dim-witted than previously anticipated. Oh well, happy yet uninformed. Thanks for the lesson kids. Later:>

[PeeJay]

Thanks H20. Now I know. I'm skinny, but unfortunately I own no companies and just found out what HTML stands for. As God as my witness I thought it was an acronymn for *hot mail*.
Now I know I'm more dim-witted than previously anticipated. Oh well, happy yet uninformed. Thanks for the lesson kids. Later:>

[PeeJay]

Thanks H20. Now I know. I'm skinny, but unfortunately I own no companies and just found out what HTML stands for. As God as my witness I thought it was an acronymn for *hot mail*.
Now I know I'm more dim-witted than previously anticipated. Oh well, happy yet uninformed. Thanks for the lesson kids. Later:>