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October 18, 2004


So we're just going to make fun of the headline.

(Thanks to Claire Martin, again)


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Hawker center?

"...the only trouble with it, an hour later you.."
"Are hungry again"
"No, come down with cholera."
"So, you won't be hungry again for a long time, I guess."
"Obviously not."
"Let's go!"

(Kate Moss making dinner plans)

Between the ages of 20 and 84? That's a meteorologist dream. I have a 64 degree margin of error! Hell sign me up. The temperature today will be between 20 and 84. The heavy rains in the morning will give way to sun index of 9 around 11 A.M. The flurries of snow will change dramatically when the tsumni hits around three, and the earthquakes should hit no larger than 3.3 to 8.5 on the Richter scale. Flooding is widespread in the mountain areas and the lowlands drought will continue. Now on to sports...

"Between the ages of"? I must be infected with bisodium monoxide, or a vicious bite from a burmese python. Heeeeeeeeeeeeelp.


Wonder where the "yellow" went, when I brushed my teeth with Pepsodent? Heck,NO! Journalists have their own special "scrubbies." THINK WHITE1 THINK WHITE1 THINK WHITE! I THINK, THEREFORE I AM!

'according to Quek, they are hawking clean,non-choleric cooked cockles quickly'
(say 5 times fast)

First a guy gets his whatsit cut off, and now there's a cockle alert.

Coincidence? Probably.

Before they read the article, anyone ELSE wonder what a cockle was? Or am I just on the wrong side of the gutter this afternoon (it is 1:15 here)? Probably just me

Well, that lovely article just warms the cockles of my heart (sorry).

(sings) "Cockle stew, cockle stew, cockle stew"

This link is flat broke and busted, y'all.

Just don't stall my cockle, okay?

I can't believe I just said that...

She wheeled her wheelbarrow thru stalls broad and narrow, crying Cockles and Mussells, with cholera too.

Whoa.... Too much beer to even think about responding to that headline.

Thanks Judi, I think you just broke my brain. Or maybe it was the Budweiser. Either way, please stop trying to frighten us guys with stalled cockle stories.

You read my mind, Flash. That old folk song is the first thing that I thought of.

Wait wait, the article has disappeared from the link. Can someone please like, I dunno, give the headline verbatim?

My penis is to small, I have had my penis and testicles since birth, I wish I could have them removed, I have never had sex with anyone so my penis and testicles are worthless to me. I would enjoy haveing a vagina and looking like a female the rest of my life after nearly 56 years of having a penis and testicles and not being able to have someone to have sex with I think it is time to have them removed, I am getting very deepressed because I have had them 55years too long, Iwould enjoy being able to go out leagly in bras,skirts and dresses, for a change it would be better than wearing pants shirts ties suits and male clothing. I would have enjoyed having a sex change when I was five years old then I could have been a girl in school and then I might have been able to have had children naturally, but now it is too late. Bryan Samuelson. I have thought about commiting suicide at times because I am deppressed by having to live with having a PENIS and TESTICLES. I hope I can have them removed by next year this time.

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