OH GREAT

Another perfectly good Halloween costume down the tubes.

(Thanks to Lord Greg)

Comments

[Zoodle]

First!

[peter]

first

[peter]

first

[Zoodle]

Wow, my very first simulpost. The excitement is almost too much.

** fans self with newspaper **

Good morning Peter!

[pelagicsal]

Is Beerism one of the registered religions of the armed forces?

[bbescuela]

I think it's actually called lagertarianism, and it's the official religion of the British Navy.

[qetzal]

"Mr LaVey was [The Church of Satan's] high priest until his death in 1997."

Why should that have stopped him? He was a Satanist, for Christ's sake.

(Did I just blaspheme in both christianity and satanism? Sorry.)

[Eric]

They really don't want to get on this guy's bad side, do they?

[Monsoon]

The guy should feel right at home in the military. They already perform human sacrifices.

[marc]

actually, thats two ruined halloween costumes

[Mahatma Kane Jeeves]

If you know nothing of Lila this is a good place to start (Lila can be habit forming, be forewarned)

[Mahatma Kane Jeeves]

Investment opportunity, bid now!

[pelagicsal]

Oh! I thought that lagertarianism was that fringer sort of minimalist political party that so many of the pseudo-intellectuals that my friends seem to date are always spouting.
Lagertarianism has to do with beer, huh? I may have to check it out.
Lagertarianism - official credo "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy."

[PeeJay]

MKJ: Got any beach front property in Kansas, right on Lake Michigan for sale?

Go Cards!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[pelagicsal]

PeeJay,
I've got some great beachfront property at Valdosta, Georgia. 'Course it isn't listed on ebay... ;-)

[PeeJay]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Admiral Soothe RN]

Hello to all you Dave Barry enthusiasts.
I thought it worthwhile to explain to you all that no religious extremists are being discriminated against by the Royal Navy. Satanists, Moslems, Christians, Hindus, Raving loonyists, etc are all welcome and valued for thier (not ther'e) contribution. For example the Satanist chappie does a wonderful job of looking after our nuke launchers.

[Lairbo]

Rum, sodomy and the lash were one thing, but this! It's too much, what what.

Paging Gilbert and/or Sullivan:

He is the very model
Of a modern Navy
Satanist. . .

[Jeff Meyerson]

Key line: The move will mean that he will now be allowed to perform Satanic rituals on board the vessel.

Who is going to provide the child sacrifices? Her Majesty's Navy?

[LavaBuzz]

Hi all,

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Before you go slapping me with spam, there is a reason I am dropping a line here.

While kicking off the site we are doing a small promotion. The likes of which made me think of the wit present on this blog.

There are some creative people here that might have fun with the promotion. There are currently 4 entrants and we need 3 more.

Stop by and take a look for details.

Thanks,
T

[slyeyes]

Four Horsemen....it's (not its) time to ride!!

[Psycho_Joe]

That is amazing, i'm not even a satanist
and i think that is GREAT.

It's a large step for wierdos and child sacrificers everywhere.

Thanks.

[Tim]

That article mentions that the Naval guy Chris Cranmer said, "I then read more and more and came to realise I'd always been a Satanist, just simply never knew."

Wonder what kind of guy goes through his life as a Satanist without even knowing it? I mean, were there NO clues?

Yikes.

[kat alias tak]

Yes. He should have known. Two little hornies, but in the upper extremeties. A Siamese twin, no doubt.

[SchadeBoy]

All I can say is that this is scary. Again, PCness gone wa-a-a-ay too far!

[Rockchild]

I'm the 28th poster! Cool!

What's wrong with worshipping satan sheets? If he likes them on his bed, that's ok with me.

I'm gona finish the rest of that article now, be right back, ok.

I hope you had a nice weekend, Judi, and Dave Barry too!

[Rockchild]

I'm back, and I'm now the 29th poster! Woowhoo!

I guess I was wrong because that guy was not worshipping satan sheets, he was worshipping the guy downstairs, so he's crazy!

I also have a crazy uncle Cledus from Kentucky who looks like uncle Fester, but since he does not worship Satan, I guess he's not that crazy.

[queensbee]

maybe the 4 Frogmen . . .
british naval satanists wbagnfarb

[Federal Duck]

Jehoselbub: Verily I sayeth unto you, I sayeth, praise be unto the lord, who in his wisdom, hath allowed this total wingnut to live in a society where they will not only letteth him practice his fruit-loop religion, but willeth allow him into a military organization, which willeth surely benefit by pissing off the lord before going into armed battle, if you getteth my drift.

Crowd: Amen.

Jehoselbub So ye musteth not criticize the obviously criminal stupidity of political correctness, butteth beeseech the lord to giveth you wisdom to understand that which maketh no damn sense.

Crowd: Amen.

Jehoselbub: *praying* Lord! Whyeth is it that we can't go back to burning people at the staketh? That was quite entertaining, and I think it should make a comeback. Also, whyeth are the beer commercials allowed to imply that drinkething their libation will getteth my staff polished by a fetching young concubine, when this never happens? And forsooth, Lord! Whatteth in the hell doth forsooth mean, anyway? I understand the past perfect infarctive gesticulating gerund of forsaken, which wouldeth be forsook, as in "I forsook mine vow of chastity after mine 8th Gin and Tonic," but I digresseth, O Lord! Wouldeth it not make sense to burn the beer advertising executives at the stake and get the young concubines blind drunketh? And whatteth in the hell does this have to do with satanists in the military? These are indeed questions, O Lord, and as we runneth into the third hour of my sermon, I would like to thank the academy for...

Crowd: *stones Jehoselbub to death*

[Gary]

MKJ: Maybe you could buy that little fixer-upper and call "Monster House." Key quote:

Located in an ethnic neighborhood, across from the projects.

[hipmama1970]

I kept searching around, thinking it must be some kind of a joke, like it was really an Onion article or something. My goodness, I can't imagine there's really room on a naval vessel for a rousing Satanic ritual...

[nicole twn]

At least he's no longer caught between the Devil and the deep blue sea.

[Chris Cranmer]

I see you're all particularly adept at making assumptions on a topic you know nothing about. Congratulations; you're all fine examples of what Satanists DON'T want to be.