MORE FUN WITH REALTORS
(Not "realators")
(Thanks to Mike Zlotnick, who has a lot of nerve making fun of people's names)
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October 25, 2004
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Posted by: Zaphod | October 25, 2004 at 07:01 AM
I fail to see the humor.
Sincerely
Zaphod,
CRS, GPI, CCPS, CIA, PEW, YUK, RBM (licensed fan)
Posted by: Zaphod | October 25, 2004 at 07:06 AM
Vulcan Award Recipient ?
Fascinating.
Posted by: MOTW | October 25, 2004 at 07:08 AM
I would like to give a hand to HEAD. That's not just mouth service.
*shakes HEAD in shame*
Posted by: Polly | October 25, 2004 at 07:08 AM
I don't get it.
Posted by: Wanker "Scratch" McCrotch | October 25, 2004 at 07:32 AM
Why is this worthy of posting? I mean, are we in junior high school here? What next, Dick Hertz?There are so many more important stories out there. For example, what to do with any extra condoms you have lying around the house.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | October 25, 2004 at 07:48 AM
It's a good thing this guy doesn't know a guy I used to work with. He'd be turning around five minutes saying "What do you want now?"
"She transforms condoms in something sensual, energetic and alive."
Seems Richard would do the same thing.
Posted by: Gary | October 25, 2004 at 07:52 AM
Wanker "Scratch" McCrotch- I'm glad somebody else is stumped on this one.
Posted by: Stinkythumbs Arbuckle | October 25, 2004 at 08:07 AM
You guys...
His last name is HEAD. Sheesh. Get your minds in the gutter.
Posted by: Polly | October 25, 2004 at 08:11 AM
True story: my husband grew up with a kid named Richard Payne. Richard joined the military and became - you guessed it - Private Dick Payne. I didn't believe my husband until he showed me his yearbook.
Posted by: Don't Panic | October 25, 2004 at 08:12 AM
True story: my husband grew up with a kid named Richard Payne. Richard joined the military and became - you guessed it - Private Dick Payne. I didn't believe my husband until he showed me his yearbook.
Posted by: Don't Panic | October 25, 2004 at 08:19 AM
True story: once I posted twice on Dave Barry's blog, even though I swear I only meant to post once.
Posted by: Don't Panic | October 25, 2004 at 08:23 AM
any parent [s] with a last name of Head who name their son Richard should be forced to repeat the 8th grade in perpetuity.
oh, and teehee.
Posted by: queensbee | October 25, 2004 at 09:00 AM
Actually, MJK's post about the condoms is somewhat on topic....in a roundabout way. Birmingham Alabama is a steel town and has a 56' Statue of Vulcan the Roman God of Fire presiding over the town.
The condom connection? Vulcanized Rubber.
I said it was on topic in a roundabout way.....I just didn't say how roundabout.
OK, I'll go now.
Posted by: slyeyes | October 25, 2004 at 09:05 AM
You mean Jeff's random condom comment.
Posted by: MOTW | October 25, 2004 at 09:21 AM
Ok, how's this for roundabout.
This is a questionably a non-pg13 question, but what the fish.
How are flavored comdoms ?
On a scale of 1 to 10.
1 being "tastes like Vulcanized Rubber"
and 10 being "So good I use them as an after dinner mint"
Just asking? (and trying to stay on roundabout topic)
Posted by: Mr.Fisher | October 25, 2004 at 09:26 AM
MOTW, yes, sorry. I thought it was an e-bay item...go figure.
Posted by: slyeyes | October 25, 2004 at 09:29 AM
Mr. F: I don't know why but your question made me think immediately of Punky. Does that make me a bad person? I hope she's not wielding Amy Tan's whip today.
Punky, come home, we miss you.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | October 25, 2004 at 09:33 AM
He's no dickhead folks, down near the bottom of the page it's covered....
"Information provided is thought to be reliable but is not guaranteed to be accurate"............
Crapweasel Alert! Crapweasel Alert!
Posted by: Fine print | October 25, 2004 at 11:14 AM
Anybody notice Mr. Head's 1-800 number? Sounds more like a 1-900 number.
Posted by: Jessica R. | October 25, 2004 at 01:54 PM
That's just WRONG about the condom dress!! YUCK!
My husband worked with a guy that his last name was Nipples & first name... you guessed it-Harry!
Posted by: THBowers | October 25, 2004 at 05:35 PM
What's weirder? Parents that name their (not they're) child Dick Head, or a guy named Dick Head that doesn't make a bee line to name changing court on his 18th birthday? BTW, I heard a story on the news the other day. Something tragic, a kidnapped child or something, but I couldn't get passed the fact that the father's name was Richard Hertz.
Posted by: alanboss | October 25, 2004 at 10:06 PM
I can't believe you people making fun of this! For crying out loud. He uses the moniker Richard for a reason, not Dick. Grow up!
Richard Upyourass
Posted by: Richard | October 27, 2004 at 04:55 AM