IT'S A MEDICAL BREAKTHROUGH
...and a good name for a rock band.
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October 22, 2004
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Fffff-iiii-rrrrr-ssss-tttttt
Posted by: Elvis | October 22, 2004 at 05:54 AM
First!
Posted by: GRod | October 22, 2004 at 05:55 AM
What?!!?
Oh, ANGINA...I thought it said...never mind.
Posted by: slyeyes | October 22, 2004 at 05:59 AM
What?!!?
Oh, ANGINA...I thought it said...never mind.
Posted by: slyeyes | October 22, 2004 at 06:01 AM
Not sure I like the idea of being squeezed from below like one of those freezer pops just to get blood up to the heart. I can think of better ways to get the circulation going (and I think Rita and Slyeyes are on to it) ;)
Posted by: Blue Meanie | October 22, 2004 at 06:06 AM
"Hey baby, can I buy you a drink?"
"Not if you were the LAST man on earth!"
"Well, if I was the last man on earth, there wouldn't be a bartender, and we'd drink for free, and, in that scenerio, would you be the last woman, or would I have a lot of choices?"
"Bug off."
"Come on, let me buy you a drink."
"Not if you were the last man on earth, excepting the bartender, and there was still some sort of monetary exchange for goods system working, and I was the last woman on earth, ok?"
"What if I told you I have Enhanced External Counterpulsation?"
"BARTENDER! DRINK HERE! ROMEO IS BUYING!"
Posted by: Christobol | October 22, 2004 at 06:13 AM
The headline sounded alot better than it actually turned out. It's more like throbbing trousers... which could still be useful... ahem.
Posted by: Leetie | October 22, 2004 at 06:23 AM
Sure, it may help Angina, but I think it may cause some other problems... ahem.
Posted by: Jenny from the Hub | October 22, 2004 at 06:34 AM
Sure, it may help Angina, but I think it may cause some other problems... ahem.
Posted by: Jenny from the Hub | October 22, 2004 at 06:36 AM
Sure, it may help Angina, but I think it may cause some other problems... ahem.
Posted by: Jenny from the Hub | October 22, 2004 at 06:38 AM
Sure, it may help Angina, but I think it may raise some other problems... ahem.
Posted by: Jenny from the Hub | October 22, 2004 at 06:39 AM
Sure, it may help Angina, but I think it may raise some other problems... ahem.
Posted by: Jenny from the Hub | October 22, 2004 at 06:41 AM
How's that? I didn't quite catch it, Jen!
Posted by: Christobol | October 22, 2004 at 06:48 AM
Sorry! I'm not quite used to this yet!
Bear with me???
Posted by: Jenny from the Hub | October 22, 2004 at 07:01 AM
Jen - All threads today seem to have a severe case of multi-post syndrome. Happening to some more than others, but overall way more than usual.
Posted by: B. Ooger | October 22, 2004 at 07:15 AM
Gromit!
Posted by: Lairbo | October 22, 2004 at 07:19 AM
Leetie sweetness,
The FedEx girl just delivered my newest pair of TrouserThrob 3000's, with the multi-function remote control and the built in thermometer! Wanna help me test drive them?
Posted by: Federal Duck | October 22, 2004 at 07:25 AM
*sets Federal Duck's TrouserThrob 3000s to "Overdrive" and throws the remote over the wall*
Watch out girls, he's gonna BLOOOOWWWWW!!!
Posted by: Higgy | October 22, 2004 at 07:55 AM
Only if you provide butter today Duck. Oh wait, that was yesterday. Hmmm. What to have today?
Posted by: Anne | October 22, 2004 at 07:57 AM
* can't believe no one has said this yet *
Is that your trousers vibrating, or are you just happy to see me?
* grabs helmet and ducks *
* tries to get away before this posts multiple times *
Posted by: MOTW | October 22, 2004 at 08:17 AM
Yup! This blog is well covered with double-entendres. I don't think I can add anything here. I'll just move along...
Posted by: SchadeBoy | October 22, 2004 at 08:40 AM
I have got to admit I don't really know anyone who calls them "trousers". Sounds lame
Posted by: Anne | October 22, 2004 at 08:41 AM
Anne - you've never heard of the infamous "trouser snake"???
C'mere and I'll show you one...
Posted by: Higgy | October 22, 2004 at 08:59 AM
I'll show you mine if you'll show me yours.
Posted by: Roz | October 22, 2004 at 09:03 AM
Hang on there, Ducky! I'll come to your rescue.
*drags Higgy along for the ride*
Posted by: Leetie | October 22, 2004 at 09:09 AM
Cracking comment, Lairbo!
Posted by: Wallace | October 22, 2004 at 09:12 AM
I want you to Squeeze my Lemons
Squeeze my Lemons, Til the juice runs down my leg
Thanks
Posted by: Mr.Fisher | October 22, 2004 at 12:28 PM
Enhanced External Counterpulsation
Ok who let the protype out of my lab? Weasel? Joshkr? I know you guys were enjoying them, but I didn't say you could share with the brits.
Posted by: Mad Scientist | October 22, 2004 at 12:33 PM
"Trouser snake"? Is that like a trouser weasel?
Posted by: Anne | October 22, 2004 at 12:38 PM
Vibrating Angina Trousers!
Posted by: Scott | October 22, 2004 at 01:25 PM
Say it five times fast, but make sure the letters are in the right order.
Posted by: Scott | October 22, 2004 at 01:26 PM
if it inflates every heartbeat aren't the poor guy's balls being squeezed like lemons? Are you sure that's better than angina?
Yes Peri, but it hurts so good.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | October 22, 2004 at 03:34 PM
So, which wbagnfarb; "Vibrating Trousers" or
"Enhanced External Counterpulsation" (or EECP)?
Posted by: Monsoon | October 22, 2004 at 06:10 PM
Vibrating Angina Trousers
WBAGNFARB
But
I Git a good one today.
The Liberals In Congress
WBAGNFARB
Man the exposure for these guys would be unbelievable.
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Posted by: Psycho_Joe | October 22, 2004 at 06:29 PM
old man: Dear, why are you dressing so nice for your doctor appointment?
old woman: The doctor said I have a cute angina.
Posted by: deaner | October 22, 2004 at 07:51 PM
Welcome to my ranch! Do you like golf? Yes sir! And I brought my trusty rifle with me so that I could shoot some! Golf? Well, you must have a lot of Golf out there in your field, cause I keep seeing all of those little white golf balls!
Posted by: tata | October 23, 2004 at 05:55 PM
As a nurse I've often wondered if we were asked to do somethings on patients just to see if we are dumb enough to do it. The first doctor that winks at me and asks me to help him put on the vibrating trousers, "Just to see if they work." is going to get clobbered by me.
Posted by: cindy | October 23, 2004 at 11:16 PM
One of the men at our round table discussion-coffee hour-after early service this morning at St Pete's, wore a knit sport shirt under his coat. A woman remarked that he didn't have on a tie but had a jipper instead (meaning where the tie was suppose to be) Someone said, "Well, I guess he had a face Lift!!!
Posted by: tata alias kat alias tak | October 24, 2004 at 07:26 AM