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October 22, 2004

CONGRATS TO ST. LOUIS

But there is trouble ahead.

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First?

first!

might I be frontmost?

first

Any bloglits in St. Louis? See if you can get your picture taken with the band and get it posted on the blog.

I've already got my tickets for the Pageant. See ya there, Dave!!.

*checks to see if it's possible the World Series will still be going. Makes note to get new batteries for radio in case.*

I've already got my tickets for the Pageant. See ya there, Dave!!.

*checks to see if it's possible the World Series will still be going. Makes note to get new batteries for radio in case.*

Slyeyes, persuent to a new TV agreement, the Series will be in a "Best of 43,269" format this year, so there's a pretty good chance it will still be going on (pretty much regaradless what event you compare it to).

C-bol....is that another calculation you pulled out of your butt?

C-bol....is that another calculation you pulled out of your butt?

Slyeyes - my primary butt has gone missing, so I had to pull that from my back-up butt, but I think it's still withing the acceptable margin of error (which is 43,262).

C'bol, if your backup butt crashes, I have one heck of a rump here that you can borrow if need be. We're talkin' 'Jennifer Lopez' substantial. A couple good shakes and all kinds of crazy ideas and statistics can be shared. S'fun! C'mon, spank me and find out... *devilish grin*

I was going to make a witty comment about St. Louis residents being able to escape the RBR horror via the world series, but I completely lost my train of thought when tg started talking about rump and getting a spanking......what was the blog again? I feel like Newman in "Basic Instinct"

And concerning the Remainders, I would like to consult the Book of Galoshes, chapter 3.50 (tree fitty), verse elebenty sixth lines IX - CIA, where it doth clearly state:

"The public is my sheep, I shall not practice. They maketh me to tour the country, they leadeth me into iniquity. And yay! though I walk through the valley of the smear of middle-agedness, I shalt not fear senility, for mine guitar is with me. My pick and my amp, they comfort me. Surely though I have no talent, mine bloggers shalt follow me, all the days of my career, even though sometimes I stinketh like gym socks. Achmed."

I was going to make a witty comment about St. Louis residents being able to escape the RBR horror via the world series, but I completely lost my train of thought when tg started talking about rump and getting a spanking......what was the blog again? I feel like Newman in "Basic Instinct"

I was going to make a witty comment about St. Louis residents being able to escape the RBR horror via the world series, but I completely lost my train of thought when tg started talking about rump and getting a spanking......what was the blog again? I feel like Newman in "Basic Instinct"

*slinks away in shame at URL messes and triple-posts...*

Guin - you'll notice you're not the only one with double-triple-posting-syndrome (henceforth known as DTPS - phonetically ditpiss)

You can get help for ditpiss - and for the low low sum of $5, I'll tell you how... send cash (no checks) to

Higgy
PO Box 43,269
California

Phonetic Ditpiss WBAGNFARB

hey Target - *spank* Cool! My car keys and an original, signed, Dave Barry Bobblehead Doll with Kung-Fu Penguin Thong!

Fed - is that the King James version of the Book of Galoshes? You really need to translate from the original esperanto to get the full spiritual impact of RBR vis a vis snack cake propulsion via trebuchet, I feel.

Higgy, do you accept Booger Express®? I never leave home without it.

Hey, if C-bol still needs a backup butt, I think there are some more of us ready to share. Not quite Jennifer Lopez here, but(t) close to Marilyn... You up for it C?

I'm there! With my camera and stack of books and copy of the first Dave column I ever read, from way back in 1995.

I'm up for everything Anne.

That's why I've been banned from so many public places.

I'm suing those Levitra people, though (shouldn't they have included a warning not to mix Levitra, Cialas, Viagra, Beer, and Spanish Fly #7?), so I may get to leave the house again... someday.

mb - are you, by chance, a 'rabid fan'?

c-bol - you didn't mention any warning about mixing that with vibrating trousers .. leaving yourself open a tad, perhaps?

He is totally leaving something open... Probably the trousers. You gotta have room to vibrate, you know.

Why do most of these threads turn naughty? At least, I think they turn naughty. maybe it is just me...

Not that there is anything wrong with that.

Sue me if you will, but I know of NO negative side effects from mixing ANYTHING with vibrating trousers.

Congrats slyeyes! Maybe you oughta tape up your fingertips for the World Series ;-)

Can I just tell you how upset I am that I can't make it to St. Louis for the RBR tour-de-force thingie? Seriously.

I still think they should be kind enough to let me know where they'll be stopping between St. Louis and Chicago for some gas, sodas and Tasty Cakes so I can stalk them where it's convenient for me.

Oh, and I'm just ecstatic that it's the Cards and the Sox in the WS. I was really hoping for that combo.

Ahem. I believe they coined the term 'rabid fan' solely to describe me and my adoration of Dave's work.

"These days, it's former Byrd Roger McGuinn, who sees the group as a high-profile example of a widespread baby-boomer phenomenon."

Yeah, I've got that problem too. These days, I seem to be getting more and more widespread, but it's nice to see from the above comments that I'm not alone.

Or maybe that should be, these days I seem to be getting more and more widespread butt....

No prob, Higgy, I'll send it along. Hope you don't mind it in Argentinian pesos....

Thanks, eadn.

*looks down at fingertips*

What?

OH....the nailbiting thing.....yeah, the nails are gone, history. We're getting one of those portable defib thingies for the World Series. The term "Cardiac Cardinals" used to refer to the football Cardinals in the '70's. This week, it applied to the 2004 baseball team.

Sly, you forgot to mention "If you get a 36 hour erection go to the emergency room so Tina can point and laugh and tell the blog about your misfortunes."

"These days, it's former Byrd Roger McGuinn, who sees the group as a high-profile example of a widespread baby-boomer phenomenon."

I know one way to show support for lower salaries: watch college sports! GO IRISH!!

DANG!! Down to the last second!

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