CHER UPDATE

Here's a reason to go on living.

Comments

[kdogg3]

first?

[Zaphod]

Thanks a bunch, Cher. There goes my appetite for today.

[Mahatma Kane Jeeves]

Is this . . . farewell?

[THBowers]

We should only hope so Mahatma...

[mb]

I think when she was singing about being able to turn back time, she wasn't hypothesizing.

[SteveB]

The 'Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves' singer, who will turn 60 next year, wants to tell the world that she is still very proud of her body, and has already started inviting people to come and see her taking off all her clothes on a beach in Hawaii.

"The Coast Guard today announced a "Full Sag Alert" for the coastal areas of the Hawaiian Islands. Guard spokesman Dwayne "Dwayne" Smith stated that a full evacuation order was in effect and that residents should not panic unless they get trapped near the event. Then they should cover their eyes and run screaming from the area."

[golfwidow]

Thanks for "cher"ing.

[1 swell foop]

Didn't Nostradamus predict this would be Sign of the Apocalypse #4703?

[MOTW]

ROTFL, SteveB!

[punky brewster]

Heads up to Cher ... It is very difficult to remove fine Hawaiian sand from all your nooks and crannies ... You may want to reconsider your location ...

Perhaps a nice Vegas bar table would be more apropos.

Just sayin'

[kibby F5]

Shouldn't this require an Environmental Impact Statement?

Or at least a Hazzardous Material Dumping Permit?

Why isn't the EPA putting a stop to this?

[Sirius Cybernetics Automated Door]

Cher and enjoy!

[bbescuela]

And in further news, Cher is taking sealed bids on the pre-birthday plastic surgery contract.

[Sean]

I got a hundred bucks that a Cher sex vidio will be "stolen" and plastered all over the internet in the very near future reviving "interest" in her career..

[Federal Duck]

Nothing gets my motor running like the thought of a nude sixty year old washed up singer.

[kibby F5]

Think we could get Al-Jazeera to broadcast the event? It would be a 'hoot' to jam their satellite signal and transmit Cher's disrobing. The way I see it:

1. The terrorist will be forced to kill themselves because they saw a non-family woman nude. No biggie.

2. They'd kill themselves out of mercy to themselves. No biggie.

3. They'd try to kidnap Cher and ... no biggie.

4. They'd try to invade Hawaii - hum.

LOTS of plusses here....

[kibby F5]

Man! IF I were in the Dept. of Homeland Security I'd be ALL OVER THIS!

[golfwidow]

It occurs to me that this could well give a whole new meaning to "And the Beat Goes On."

[slyeyes]

What gets me about this story is that Cher is going to be 60!!! I'm still younger than she, but YIPES.

I'm still in good shape, but there will be NO beach-baring photo ops on my birthday. Those are strickly for private audiences.

*wink*

[Single in Columbia]

I missed the point here.

[Single in Columbia]

I read the article but for some reason I cannot even think as to what it was about. The words made sense at first but then there is about half an hour later and I still have no clue as to what this is about. Cher birthday I got that but then things get fuzzy and I start shaking loosing vision and my extremities get numb...

[Kat]

eeeeeewwwwwww sums that up nicely I think

[Doug]

A reason to go on living? Dave Barry is a LIAR.

[SynDeRella]

ya know, i remember watching her when i was a wee little girl, and she looked in her 30's then. Years passed and every now and then i catch sight of her on a magazine cover, and she looks younger, and younger each time i see her. Now i officially look older then she does, and i am still wondering how the hell that happened??!!
Shes ageing in reverse!!! Soon she will look like she's 10. I want some of what shes drinking

[D'Artagnan]

Do you belieeeve I'm really this old...
Do you belieeeve I'm taking this off...

[Jeff Meyerson]

Hey, I'd rather see her (well, not me personally) strip naked on a beach than have to listen to her sing (sic) about turning back time one more friggin' time. Shut your face, lose the blonde hair and I'm happy.

[David S. Lott]

So much for gallantry . . . .

I'm so glad Gordon Cooper didn't have to see this.
Or Sonny.
Not true, I miss old Sonny.
Good old Sonny.
Talk about thriving by being misunderestimated.
George Bush on lasagne.
But Sonny zigged when he should have zagged.

Or maybe we're misunderestimating Cher,
ziggin'
and zaggin'
and wishin'
and hopin'

[Shania West]

You know what Cher, dont let anyone else bother you about this. I think they're all a bunch of sorry men that dont have anything else better to do. By the way I'm your biggest fan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!