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And we really don't want to know why 8 people bid on it.
(Thanks to Mahatma Jane)
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And we really don't want to know why 8 people bid on it.
(Thanks to Mahatma Jane)
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Now I have seen everything
Posted by: Vince | September 27, 2004 at 06:20 AM
Sad. That's just sad.
Posted by: MOTW | September 27, 2004 at 06:21 AM
Hey! That's Kane
(grumblewumble)
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | September 27, 2004 at 06:21 AM
Well, they are the cutiest . . .
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | September 27, 2004 at 06:23 AM
Yeah, I noticed that, too. Here, have some of the chocolate Polly gave me on the other thread. There's plenty to share.
Posted by: MOTW | September 27, 2004 at 06:26 AM
Does this mean there is a market for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles condoms?
Posted by: Dr Dog | September 27, 2004 at 06:27 AM
Hello Kitty is big in Japan. Note the characters on the package. So, did she buy too many on her latest trip to Japan, fly them all the way home in her luggage and NOW wants to get rid of them?
Posted by: kitty lover | September 27, 2004 at 06:30 AM
I suppose these work better than using a *real* kitty...
Posted by: Rocket | September 27, 2004 at 06:34 AM
There's also a cool Hello Kitty Cigarette Case
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | September 27, 2004 at 06:35 AM
Clearly the shock of people who have never seen the Hello Kitty vibrator.
Posted by: Violet Stalker | September 27, 2004 at 06:36 AM
I love those! Wonder if their's a picture of the kitty on them? That would be disturbing in so many ways...
I guess now I should admit that I have a matching Spongebob Squarepants bra and panty set. And Powerpuff Girls gym pants. And Supergirl Underoos.
Posted by: Polly | September 27, 2004 at 06:37 AM
i dunno, from where i'm sitting it looks like the perfect gift for the special someone who already has everything, cuz really, i'm betting (and hoping) they don't already have these.
and if they do, you should probably reconsider your friendship anyway, which means you don't even need to get them a gift anymore.
Posted by: mike | September 27, 2004 at 06:37 AM
there's (not their's)
Posted by: Polly | September 27, 2004 at 06:38 AM
How about a 'hello kitty' vibrator?
Posted by: Tiko | September 27, 2004 at 06:39 AM
I guess since these are junior size they're okay . . .
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | September 27, 2004 at 06:42 AM
Hello Kitty for your kitty.
I get it.
Posted by: punky brewster | September 27, 2004 at 06:44 AM
And doesn't Princess Peach look cross eyed? Maybe she used one of these and the "claws" came out?
ouch!
Posted by: kibby F5 | September 27, 2004 at 06:45 AM
I'm just shocked that no one has yet to make the obligitory "Hello P*ssy" comment.
Oh, wait, I just did.
Never mind.
Posted by: SteveB | September 27, 2004 at 06:48 AM
These are just confusing . . .
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | September 27, 2004 at 06:52 AM
In truth, aside from the cuteness factor, Japanese feminine sanitary products are better than American ones. Hello Kitty is Japanese, but from the package, those are Chinese and I don't know how they compare.
Posted by: asane | September 27, 2004 at 06:54 AM
Someone once gave me a cat they found that was lost.
For two days, I kept talking to her and she meowed loudly at me. Then I found out she was deaf.
I had a sign that said, "Here, Kitty, Kitty" and I would hold it up high for the high pitched call and lower it to the floor for the low-pitched call.
She responded better when I tapped the floor.
Posted by: kitty lover | September 27, 2004 at 07:01 AM
*chapeau* to Tiko
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | September 27, 2004 at 07:02 AM
Wow. Pantiliners & vibrators? Does anyone else see something wrong with this??
yeesh.
Posted by: JCT | September 27, 2004 at 07:03 AM
asane notes that Japanese sanitary products are better than US. Says on the package *UNFLUSHABLE* How's that better?
Posted by: big g | September 27, 2004 at 07:05 AM
I tell ya, it's those claws......
Posted by: kibby F5 | September 27, 2004 at 07:07 AM
RRRraow! Pfsst! Pfsst!
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | September 27, 2004 at 07:10 AM
Has anyone bothered to say "YEESH!"
Posted by: ALDentist | September 27, 2004 at 07:18 AM
Flush
RRRraow! Pfsst! Pfsst!
Posted by: kibby F5 | September 27, 2004 at 07:24 AM
aside from the stupidity - uh, hey everybody, I'm wearing my hello kitty pantiliners... i guess the joke is obvious, but oh, duh!
Posted by: queensbee | September 27, 2004 at 07:50 AM
I think I'd opt for Strawberry Shortcake pantiliners ... 'cause they're probably scented and stuff ... better for that not so fresh feeling.
Posted by: punky brewster | September 27, 2004 at 08:10 AM
I find a "Hello Kitty" vibrator, panty or whatever a whole lot more erotic than say a "Hello Stinky" or "Hello Vortex of Doom" product.
Posted by: mudstuffin | September 27, 2004 at 08:24 AM
Although, on the plus side, no one will KNOW you're (not "your")using the pantiliners. And really, so long as they work, who CARES!?!
Posted by: Anne | September 27, 2004 at 08:27 AM
Now I must say, "Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!"
Posted by: Anne | September 27, 2004 at 08:31 AM
"YEESH!"
Posted by: Lairbo | September 27, 2004 at 08:35 AM
You know, they really _are_ more comfortable! I'm wearing two right this moment*, and I feel free-er and fresher than ever before!
* I ain't saying _where_, mind you.
Posted by: MrToad | September 27, 2004 at 08:49 AM
OK, *way* too many of you seem to know all about the Hello Kitty vibrator...
Posted by: Mike Weasel | September 27, 2004 at 09:09 AM
ewwww strawberry shortcake pantiliners, ewwwww.
Posted by: queensbee | September 27, 2004 at 09:33 AM
Buenos Dias Gato! Boys We Love fab facts and photos on over 30 crush-worthy guys!
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | September 27, 2004 at 10:19 AM
MKJ
I don't know which is more disturbing about the "crushworthy" stuff: 1) It's from Scholastic; 2) They all have that total weasel look that other guys instinctively recognize but that is invisible to gals, who think they're "dreamy" and are always shocked, SHOCKED to discover that they're weasels; or 3) that I bothered to spend this much time thinking about any of this. Well, there goes another entry on my own blog.
ps: Might it be "Ola, Gato"?
Posted by: Lairbo | September 27, 2004 at 10:29 AM
It's good to know that there are no stains on the Crushworthy Guys booklet
Posted by: Bismuth | September 27, 2004 at 10:37 AM
Lairbo: Ola! Si!
Donde puedo aparcar mi coche?
(that's the extent of my Spanish)
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | September 27, 2004 at 10:38 AM
Spongebob sanitary products make more sense...ya know, more absorbent and all
Posted by: Bangladeshi_Gurl | September 27, 2004 at 10:40 AM
Did you read the seller's "About Me" page? Someone hook her up with Peter Pan Man!
Posted by: JLee | September 27, 2004 at 10:41 AM
Ola senioritas! Or a dream date with Leonardo
(for a good cause at least)
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | September 27, 2004 at 10:46 AM
LOL Bangi!
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | September 27, 2004 at 10:48 AM
oh lawdy - LOL - at the thought of spongebob tinklepads.
Posted by: queensbee | September 27, 2004 at 10:56 AM
"spongebob tinklepants" *snort* That just struck me as so very funny.
Yes, spongebob sanitary products would make sense, but spongebob tinklepants just has me laughing...some phrases can do that, and that is apparently one of them.
Posted by: Susan | September 27, 2004 at 11:03 AM
Hello Kitty vibrators and cigarette cases.. just wait til they bring out the Mr Rogers sex slave outfits... whips restraints and a yellow cardigan
Posted by: Kat | September 27, 2004 at 11:05 AM
I simpry rove Herro Kitty products, especiarry the pantyriners and feminine products. I use severar of them myserf. Bonzai!!
Posted by: Federar Duck | September 27, 2004 at 11:11 AM
ummmmm. scary. VERY scary. Between the vibrators and the panties, I think the others around me in the computer lab here think I've lost my mind!
Thank yall. Really.
Posted by: southern_grace | September 27, 2004 at 01:40 PM
y'all (not ya'll)
Posted by: pelagicsal | September 27, 2004 at 03:32 PM
'Bout time someone else realized how to spell "y'all'
Posted by: Anne | September 27, 2004 at 03:49 PM
"yall" is a word, not a contraction here. ;) It doesn't necessarily have to be "you all" but if you must make it one "y'all" would be preferred. And now I realize that I've spent way too much time here in Tennessee.
Posted by: Southerngrace | September 27, 2004 at 08:04 PM
Hello Kitty, meet my pussy.
Posted by: Mertz MHz | September 28, 2004 at 08:05 AM
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Posted by: Marvin | Paranoid Android | January 27, 2005 at 04:35 PM
:O I totaly want the HK "shoulder massager" (that's what it was originally marked as, supposedly. Sanrio apparently pulled it from production once they realized what people used them for. O_O Can Sanrio actually be that innocent? Xp) I just got back from bidding on one at ebay (lol) and I know I won't win it. -.- the demand is too high. Anyway, you guys sure are funny! I got a good laugh out of the clever comments >.>
*longs for the massaging touch of hello kitty on her....uh...shoulders ;) *
Posted by: seksignome | September 05, 2005 at 12:27 AM