NOTIFICATION OF POSSIBLE BOOK TOUR SCHEDULE CHANGE
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First?
Posted by: Anagramically Challenged | September 22, 2004 at 07:20 AM
FIRST!
Posted by: New Guy | September 22, 2004 at 07:20 AM
Dang! And I'm a new poster and all...
Posted by: New Guy | September 22, 2004 at 07:23 AM
Third! Actually, anyone can have my ticket - I've had my share of Big Asswoman's!
Posted by: Lee | September 22, 2004 at 07:24 AM
There's a proud store to be listed on someone's resume...
"So you were a salesman at..."
"Yup - Big ASSWOMAN'S - got a problem with that?"
"No, no...thanks for coming in - we'll call you"
Posted by: Higgy | September 22, 2004 at 07:28 AM
I'm assuming this is in Ocean City, Maryland. There's a Little Assawoman Bay also.
Posted by: Gregg | September 22, 2004 at 07:30 AM
Did you like-a the way my-a sign-a came out?
Posted by: Father Guido Sarducci | September 22, 2004 at 07:33 AM
Biggatoppa, smallaharness
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | September 22, 2004 at 07:34 AM
Wonder if they sell sex wax?
Posted by: punky brewster | September 22, 2004 at 07:39 AM
Surfin' with a Big AssAWoman would be a great name for a Beach Boys cover band. It could bring a whole new meaning to the songs "I Get Around" and "Surfin' Safari"
Posted by: SteveB | September 22, 2004 at 07:41 AM
Is it big ass sex wax?
Posted by: Melt'n | September 22, 2004 at 07:42 AM
Bigassawoman havea no needa for thissa
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | September 22, 2004 at 07:45 AM
If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a skinny woman your wife
so for my personal point of view
Get a big assawoman to marry you (repeat)
A skinny woman makes her husband look fat
And very often believes she's all that
As soon as he marries her then she'll stop
Doing the things that blow his top
But if a big assawoman's your wife
Then you will be happy for the rest of your life
A big assawoman cooks meals on time
She'll always give you piece of her prime
CHORUS
If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a skinny woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get a big assawoman to marry you (repeat)
So if your friends say you have no taste
Go ahead and marry anyway
Though her ass is saggy and her thighs might rub
Take it from me you'll be happier, bub
CHORUS
If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a skinny woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get a big assawoman to marry you (repeat)
Say Dave? YES Ridley
I saw your wife the other day UH HUH
And I have absolutely no comment whatsoever!
HA HA ME EITHER
CHORUS
If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a skinny woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get a big assawoman to marry you
Posted by: Christobol | September 22, 2004 at 07:53 AM
A blogger after my own heart... nothing like music to brighten your day...
Posted by: Melt'n | September 22, 2004 at 07:55 AM
C-bol, you made-a my day!
Posted by: MOTW | September 22, 2004 at 08:03 AM
christobol ... ironically, I have that song on a compilation CD and listened to it yesterday on my way into work ... it makes me happy, even though it is a total insult to women everywhere ... it's got a good beat and you can dance to it ... I give it a 10.
Posted by: punky brewster | September 22, 2004 at 08:05 AM
Christobol; brilliant! I was thinking of a version of Betty Wright's "Clean Up Woman" but this does equally well.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | September 22, 2004 at 08:05 AM
I think I resemble that sign...
Posted by: Charlotte | September 22, 2004 at 08:18 AM
MKJ,
Re:biggatoppa.
Question: Gently used?
Posted by: triller | September 22, 2004 at 09:01 AM
Hey Graz....
I lived in Harrington, I knew I was in trouble when "Do you have all 32 teeth" and "are they all attached permanently" became serious questions I had to consider when entering the dating pool.
Posted by: TN | September 22, 2004 at 09:16 AM
**applause**
Posted by: Mike Weasel | September 22, 2004 at 09:18 AM
MKJ - biggatoppa - 32B????????????
Posted by: Higgy | September 22, 2004 at 10:03 AM
MKJ - Quote from that page -
It's been washed, so it's clean.
Whatever, it's still had someone else's ramparts in it.
Posted by: bigonbnl | September 22, 2004 at 10:14 AM
Now if the ramparts came with . . .
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | September 22, 2004 at 11:25 AM
MKJ:
How do you find such sweet ramparts?
Posted by: Jeff | September 22, 2004 at 12:03 PM
Jeff: I look just below the neck.
Head's ususlly missing on ebay, though, which is weird.
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | September 22, 2004 at 12:36 PM
Trip, Assacorkin!!? That's a trip, Trip!
Posted by: PETER | September 22, 2004 at 12:55 PM
Big Assawoman, I'm gonna dredge your canal all night long. . .
Posted by: Pilsenerman | September 22, 2004 at 02:13 PM
MKJ:
Yes, the head is missing. But with ramparts lilke those.....
Posted by: Jeff | September 22, 2004 at 04:17 PM
B Cup my ass...(which is quite nice, or so I've been told)...her cups runeth over!
Posted by: kim possible | September 22, 2004 at 07:44 PM
The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'
That's what I said
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo
Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?
I met her on Monday, twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day
You know what I mean
My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
Big game is waiting there inside her tights, yeah
Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?
--Big Bottom, by Spinal Tap
Posted by: Tranjo | September 23, 2004 at 07:20 AM
Tranjo: always the romantic I see . . .
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | September 23, 2004 at 07:26 AM