MOO
Never let it be said that judi is the only one who posts beefcake.
KEY INCOMPREHENSIBLE QUOTE: Bred on the Coffeen family farm, she is the daughter of Stookey Elm Park Redstar Ex 92 and her dam is a Good Plus renown factor daughter and the next dam is VG-86.
Hmmm....I'm strangely aroused.
Posted by: Graz | September 20, 2004 at 02:03 PM
Are they talking about the animal or the people?
Posted by: Moove It | September 20, 2004 at 02:05 PM
Well, I'll be dammed...
Posted by: pelagicsal | September 20, 2004 at 02:16 PM
What do you mean, incomprehensible? It means that when all the other cows come to the barn, I get my teats taken care of first!
Posted by: Glamour Shot | September 20, 2004 at 02:18 PM
Well, it was a close call, but I think I like Judi's version better.
Posted by: swerved | September 20, 2004 at 02:18 PM
Um- I think Dave missed an important point in the article. The animal is a COW which means she is not of the male species but is udderly endowed with milky ramparts. Long may they wave
Posted by: gina.g | September 20, 2004 at 02:21 PM
Yeah! Wisconsin! Sheesh!
*Ducks head in shame. Take holsteen cow of the year trophies off of the mantle.*
Posted by: Polly's not a cow's name | September 20, 2004 at 02:23 PM
GRAZ!!! ROFL
Posted by: Rayne | September 20, 2004 at 02:25 PM
Got milk?
(hey, someone had to say it)
Posted by: Mike Weasel | September 20, 2004 at 02:42 PM
Graz: Hmmm....I'm strangely aroused.
Strangely would be the word for it hon
Posted by: Kat | September 20, 2004 at 02:42 PM
"Glamour Shot"? I suppose her offspring will be named "Money Shot"?
Posted by: Rich | September 20, 2004 at 02:46 PM
You know what they say, never look a gift cow in the Good Plus renown factor daughter dam.
For one thing, I think you have to put your head up her a$$ to do so, and you need to get to know a cow before you do that.
Posted by: Christobol | September 20, 2004 at 02:50 PM
I think we've got our next cover of Vogue here. And I bet no one will be calling her a "skinny cow" and urging her to eat a cheeseburger.
Posted by: Kilmeny | September 20, 2004 at 03:03 PM
"Jim's daughter, Kelly, shows Glamour Shot."
HHHmmmm. Who shows Kelly?
Posted by: BMX3 | September 20, 2004 at 03:31 PM
*snaps on shoulder length rubber gloves*
This won't hurt a bit now, Glamour Shot...
Posted by: Polly | September 20, 2004 at 03:34 PM
I knew there was a good reason I left the farm.
Posted by: slyeyes | September 20, 2004 at 03:55 PM
Listen, something's gotta keep those people occupied so they don't go starting militias.
Posted by: Lmd33 | September 20, 2004 at 03:56 PM
"We're all excited, pleased and very much surprised," said Jim Coffeen. "You try to make the best mating possible. It's very satisfying when you breed a winner like Glamour Shot. I mean, normally I prefer a woman, but on those long winter nights..."
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | September 20, 2004 at 04:45 PM
Glamour Shot = Roast Mogul
Thank you.
Posted by: mudstuffin | September 20, 2004 at 05:19 PM
Damn, did I say that out loud?
Posted by: Graz | September 20, 2004 at 08:07 PM
Dave, Dave, Dave . . .
I think the coconut brassieres have put you in an altered state.
This is NOT the kind of "beefcake" that female readers and those of us of an alternate lifestyle enjoy.
Unless we are REALLY perverted.
Posted by: Trystan Shout | September 20, 2004 at 10:41 PM
Excellent, Jeff.
Posted by: MOTW | September 21, 2004 at 05:16 AM
KEY INCOMPREHENSIBLE QUOTE?
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Is it just me or isn't the whole thing incomprehensible?
Posted by: Zed | September 21, 2004 at 08:54 AM
KEY INCOMPREHENSIBLE QUOTE?
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Is it just me or isn't the whole thing incomprehensible?
Posted by: Zed | September 21, 2004 at 08:54 AM
KEY INCOMPREHENSIBLE QUOTE?
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Is it just me or isn't the whole thing incomprehensible?
Posted by: Zed | September 21, 2004 at 08:54 AM
Ouch - sorry - @!#@&%!@*)#^)!* Microsoft!
Posted by: Zed | September 21, 2004 at 08:56 AM
Holy Cow! (somebody had to say it) That is one sexy heifer you got there Dave. I'm just mad I wasn't invited. I never get invitations to the high society events.
Moo.
Posted by: Federal Bovine | September 21, 2004 at 10:07 AM