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Sure, sure, but can they cure the common cold?
(Thanks to John Rice)
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Sure, sure, but can they cure the common cold?
(Thanks to John Rice)
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FIRST!
Posted by: jessica | September 24, 2004 at 12:36 PM
*insert witty insiteful comment here*
Posted by: Susan | September 24, 2004 at 12:38 PM
Sure they ca. . . AAAACHOOOOO!!! Okay, I guess not.
Posted by: Lairbo | September 24, 2004 at 12:40 PM
(4:30 this morning was far too long ago)
Posted by: Susan | September 24, 2004 at 12:41 PM
Is there a p3n!s n|argem3nt ring tone available too?
Not that, you know, I have any personal interest in one or anything.
Posted by: D'Artagnan | September 24, 2004 at 12:43 PM
*ring*
ooooooooooh.
*ring ring*
ahhhhhhhhhh.
"hey, aren't you going to answer that thing?"
*ring ring ring*
"oh yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."
*buttons start flying*
"ow! your button just hit me in the eye!"
"sorry."
"hey, those are nice!"
Posted by: bozo | September 24, 2004 at 12:53 PM
da da da de do da da
da da da de do da da
da da da de do da da
da da da...
beep
"For heavens sake honey, if you get one more call, they're gonna fall off!"
da da da de do da da
rrrrrrrrrrip!!!
whizzzzzz!!!!
*ducks as fully loaded coconut bra halves fly overhead*
Posted by: Writer's Cramp | September 24, 2004 at 01:05 PM
YES!! Lets see that again!
Dave and I have something in common:
We are both always daydreaming about Japanese girl's breasts.
Nice one DAVE !!!
8>
Posted by: Psycho_Joe | September 24, 2004 at 01:07 PM
oops
mebbe not dave
judi then.
STILL
Nice one Judi!
Posted by: Psycho_Joe | September 24, 2004 at 01:11 PM
I can't believe it.
Still daydreaming about japanese girl's breasts...
Posted by: Psycho_Joe | September 24, 2004 at 01:12 PM
This is off-topic, but is there a link to Dave's book tour dates? I probably already missed him, but possibly not.
Posted by: telcontar | September 24, 2004 at 01:19 PM
Marketing: So anyways we're selling this ring tone and claiming it makes chicks breasts bigger.
Scientist: But.. it doesn't.
Marketing: So?
Scientist: Well.. it doesn't even make ANY sense. How would that work? It's just stupid.
Marketing: So? People are stupid. And people have money. And stupid people's money spends just as well, and we want it.
Scientist: You know, money can't buy you happiness.
Marketing: Now that's stupid.
Posted by: Christobol | September 24, 2004 at 01:22 PM
Peri - 1-800 - BIG - THTS???
I don't get it?
Posted by: Higgy | September 24, 2004 at 01:25 PM
Yes, I missed all the New York and D.C. dates. Shucks.
This report reminds me of a quote I once read. A European pyschologist said (in the 1950's) that the more insecure a man is, the more he wants a woman with large breasts.
Put that in your pipe and smoke it, Mr. Hideto Tomabechi.
Posted by: telcontar | September 24, 2004 at 01:35 PM
Bismuth, man - you got to put a warning on those links! YIKES!
Now, when a guy asks for a woman's phone number, she can accuse him of thinking her breasts need enlargement....
Of course, many men might think that anyway....
Posted by: Higgy | September 24, 2004 at 01:45 PM
The more insecure a man is, the more he wants a woman with large breasts to WHAT? How does that make him more secure?
Robber: Gimme all your money!
Insecure Guy: Ok! *hands over wallet*
Robber: Wow! Is that a picture of your wife?
Insecure Guy: Yep. I got her one of those booby-grow phones.
Robber: You da Man! I ain't taking your money. Gimme five! *smack* Up High! *smack* Down Low! *smack* You got soul!
Posted by: Christobol | September 24, 2004 at 01:46 PM
Christo-no-bols - you just jealous of me, that's it...
Posted by: HootersHubby | September 24, 2004 at 01:49 PM
Hey, this is a boon for guys. Because now, no matter what push-up bras or padding women wear as "enhancements," we'll be able to actually hear the real truth.
...Ding-la-de-da-dum-ding...
"Yep, there's another flattie."
Posted by: Corn | September 24, 2004 at 01:49 PM
Thanks for the explanation Bangi - that makes sense.
It's ok elle, I think he was referring to my wife's breasts. Hey! Wait a minute!
Actually, I'm not into really big breasts.
Oh crap! I suffer from oversecurity!
Posted by: Christobol | September 24, 2004 at 02:00 PM
Mmm... breastesses...
Posted by: Mike Weasel | September 24, 2004 at 02:11 PM
Weasel, I usually reach for the thighs and drumsticks first.
Posted by: D'Artagnan | September 24, 2004 at 02:17 PM
Good thighs are nice too...
Posted by: Mike Weasel | September 24, 2004 at 03:50 PM
Whoops, sorry Higgy. Hope I didn't get you in trouble...
WARNING do not click on previous link at work OIYDWYMTTY(not Y)G
Posted by: Bismuth | September 24, 2004 at 04:19 PM
I think I'm the only one waiting for the breast reduction ring tone... If it didn't cost so much mine would be gone baby gone ..
Posted by: Kat the wannabe flattie | September 24, 2004 at 05:50 PM
PT Barnum, phone home.
Posted by: queensbee | September 25, 2004 at 02:57 AM
Well played, queensbee
Posted by: Christobol | September 25, 2004 at 07:14 AM