BOOK-TOUR LIKE A PIRATE UPDATE
A lusty crew of buccaneer blogpersons came to our booksigning today and gave us some valuable pirate items, including Jolly Roger toilet paper. Ridley and I were deeply touched, as you can see in this high-quality photo.
Deeply touching. First.
Posted by: arrrrrr | September 19, 2004 at 04:36 PM
I see that Satan is standing behind Ridley...
Posted by: Capt Polly the Unshaven | September 19, 2004 at 04:40 PM
Thought Satan be busy with that double-postin' cur of a blog...
Posted by: Captain Lottie the Gold | September 19, 2004 at 04:51 PM
How drunk was the photographer?
Captain Jack Rackham
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | September 19, 2004 at 05:24 PM
You're a HOT Satan, though, Joshkr! You've got that James Bond eyebrow thing happening... Seriously.
It's just the wobbly effect of the camera, that's all...
FORGIVE!! I meant it in the best "you look like satan" terms.
*Bares ass for spanking.*
Posted by: Capt Polly needs a spankin' | September 19, 2004 at 05:54 PM
((APPLAUSE!!))
*standing ovation to my fellow bloglits*
Posted by: Capt. Jezebel "slyeyes" Hackleback | September 19, 2004 at 05:57 PM
Gee, Joshkr...thanks. Sometimes I need a bit o' correction.
Sounds like you guys had a great time at the book signing. I'm so proud of you all!!!
((GREAT BIG HUG!))
Posted by: Capt Polly the Subservient | September 19, 2004 at 06:16 PM
Oh, and you've got some fabulous cleavage there, Tina.
((Wink wink))
Posted by: Capt Polly is Straight but can notice another woman's cleavage, alright? | September 19, 2004 at 06:18 PM
Thanks Polly, I am rather fond of them myself. Is it wrong that I considered asking Dave to sign my ramparts just to see what he would do?
Posted by: Tina "the wench with the apparently faboulous clevage" | September 19, 2004 at 06:40 PM
I plan on asking him to sign MY ramparts...
Posted by: Capt Polly the Unshaven | September 19, 2004 at 06:47 PM
Actually, I'm bummed there are no bloglit around these parts so I can have some of my comrades to be nervous with. I'll probably pee myself when I finally get there. I'm actually very shy in person. Sorta.
Wonder if Dave has ever had somebody pee themselves when they meet him? At least he'd remember me...
Posted by: Polly | September 19, 2004 at 06:52 PM
Polly - well you will have company in vegas. And if there is anyplace where signing ramparts (WBAGNFARB) is acceptable it is vegas. So get your tickets and meet us there.
Posted by: Sadi Mad Toe | September 19, 2004 at 08:33 PM
Aargh Me MOATie! Ye done well! Make Me proud to be a'kin o'yours (not you'res). Take no prisoners!
Pillage! Plunder! Take photos.
Strike and fade into the mist..... The Ghost MOAT.....
Posted by: Captain 'kibby' GB 't FunkMaster | September 20, 2004 at 02:11 AM
J-arrrgh-shkr. I was going to vote for Novell, but too late. What did you decide?
Posted by: Captain 'kibby' GB 't FunkMaster | September 20, 2004 at 02:13 AM
Polly nervous? Say it isn't so. I figured you'd be up there leading us. Oh well, we'll have the shy and retiring Mad and Punky ready to take no prisoners (other than Dave). Just bring your ramparts and you'll be all set.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | September 20, 2004 at 04:06 AM
OK, Mad, its up to you to ask him to sign your ramparts then for the L.A. gig! Jamester, just have the kids turn away for a minute...
If Dave or Ridley won't do it, I'll try and forge their signatures for you. That's just the kind of guy I am.
Posted by: Mike Weasel | September 20, 2004 at 07:40 AM
Where are you guys? Planet Smurf? Why is everyone blue?
Posted by: Chaz Stevens | September 20, 2004 at 07:43 AM
Last time I was "deeply-touched" was at my physical, but I don't usually bring it up in polite conversation. Present company excluded, I guess.
Posted by: Marty Fried | September 20, 2004 at 10:55 AM
Pirates are rarely polite.
Posted by: Mike Weasel | September 20, 2004 at 11:51 AM
My son will not turn away.
Neither will he refrain from comment.
"Dad, you're not gonna let Dave write on me too, are you?"
Posted by: jamester | September 20, 2004 at 01:37 PM
Dave, you can hoist my sail any day of the year!
Posted by: Patty Campbell | September 20, 2004 at 06:12 PM