YOU CAN SMOKE POT IN THE NETHERLANDS
..but don't try licking toes.
(Thanks to many concerned people)
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Wow! You're fast! I just sent this to you!
Oh, and first!
(maybe).
Posted by: SchadeBoy | August 06, 2004 at 09:53 AM
Ew. Even after all the salad-tossing discussion on this blog, that's just Ew...
Posted by: Higgy | August 06, 2004 at 09:56 AM
I guess you could say the Netherlands are "lick-toes intolerant."
JD
Posted by: Jim Dunn | August 06, 2004 at 09:57 AM
That's it, I am moving. Do you think the wooden shoes required for citizenship might hinder MY chances of having my toes randomly licked?
Posted by: sadie | August 06, 2004 at 10:00 AM
as one of the concerned citizens, i am still laughing because i didnt know this was a serious problem! dont they have any snails, or snakes, or something to distract them? ewwww.
Posted by: queensbee | August 06, 2004 at 10:07 AM
The poor guy was just stoned out of his mind.
I bet he thought it was a good idea at the time.
"like-tooes intolerant"...that kills.
Posted by: morty | August 06, 2004 at 10:08 AM
The poor guy was just stoned out of his mind.
I bet he thought it was a good idea at the time.
"like-toes intolerant"...that kills.
Posted by: morty | August 06, 2004 at 10:08 AM
The poor guy was just stoned out of his mind.
I bet he thought it was a good idea at the time.
"lick-toes intolerant"...that kills.
Posted by: morty | August 06, 2004 at 10:08 AM
sorry...I'm a little stoned...
Posted by: morty | August 06, 2004 at 10:10 AM
sorry...I'm a little stoned...
Posted by: morty | August 06, 2004 at 10:10 AM
Trifecta!!
Posted by: Mr.Fisher | August 06, 2004 at 10:11 AM
Lick-toes intolerant. *snort!*
Good one morty! (even if it take you a few tries, its the thought that counts)
Posted by: Mike Weasel | August 06, 2004 at 10:12 AM
Of course, it's those evil women's fault. If they weren't laying out there with their toes in plain view, I mean, how is a guy suppose to resist that?
They must have wanted their toes licked, to lay around like that.
Posted by: Lily | August 06, 2004 at 10:15 AM
A toe-licker in Holland could wind up in a nasty jam.
Posted by: Pilsenerman | August 06, 2004 at 10:19 AM
How do we know he'll just lick toes and not edam?
Posted by: Pilsenerman | August 06, 2004 at 10:21 AM
Morty, he wasn't stoned, he was trying to GET stoned off of nail polish, and just got carried away.
It's a problem that the local authorities have been trying to lick for years.
Posted by: federal duck | August 06, 2004 at 10:22 AM
Tanks MW..
Thakk MW..
AWW you know what I mean!
Posted by: morty | August 06, 2004 at 10:22 AM
So - they need a SPECIFIC law regarding toe-licking or else they are POWERLESS to stop it? Wow.
I mean, do they have a specific law against stuffing a hairless badger up sunbather's asses on a Wednesday there? I'm thinking not.
Posted by: Christobol | August 06, 2004 at 10:27 AM
First pits and now a Dutch toe licker
These stories are all gettng sicker
Licking bare feet
Smells tu-lip sweet!
Ugh! Get me some pot and deKuyper.
Posted by: slowlayne | August 06, 2004 at 10:28 AM
I licked her toes in Holland
I felt is was my callin'
From heel to toe,
and back for mo'
And now the cops are bawlin!
(Yes, I know. Special place and all that.)
Posted by: BigLouie | August 06, 2004 at 10:30 AM
A Dutch toe licker
Police, powerless to stop
Sunbathers beware
Posted by: Haiku | August 06, 2004 at 10:48 AM
1/2 oz of Amsterdam Gahngi...$150.00
A night in the Amsterdam Red Light District....$200.00 (and an STD)
No laws against suprise toe licking (or Wednesday afternoon hairless beaver stuffing)...priceless
The classics never die, thank you Master Card.
Posted by: morty | August 06, 2004 at 10:49 AM
The people who comment on this blog are brilliant! I'll bet none of you are using these amazing talents outside the blog, and the world is a poorer place for it.
Posted by: Peri | August 06, 2004 at 10:58 AM
If an undercover cop dipped her feet in car glue, could they catch him then?
They could book him with attempted suicide by ingesting a lethal substance and one count of biting the foot that fed it.
Posted by: Lily | August 06, 2004 at 11:03 AM
Bravo Haiku!
Posted by: slowlayne | August 06, 2004 at 11:09 AM
Toe jam football
Posted by: Mr.Fisher | August 06, 2004 at 11:10 AM
But, Miss Peri, there is naught for those of us who choose to indulge in Limerick and Pun. We are cast out of normal society, forced to dwell here, in this strange and wondrous place where we are free to inflict it on others without reprisal.
Posted by: BigLouie | August 06, 2004 at 11:23 AM
This looks like a job for "PITMAN"
He could go undercover....you know, with those toes and all...
Posted by: morty | August 06, 2004 at 11:27 AM
Gives the phrase "going Dutch" a whole new meaning.
Posted by: Sean | August 06, 2004 at 01:15 PM
Toe licking... That's why I had to quit smoking pot.
Posted by: alanboss | August 06, 2004 at 08:48 PM
This incident is clearly the fault of the decadent, tolerant West. These womenhave no one to blame but themselves for inflaming this poor, innocent man who could not possibly be expected to control himself under such provocation. This event would never have happened in Saudi Arabia, as the punishment for a woman showing her feet is stoning to death. (We bury her up to the neck in sand, then anyone who feels like it throws rocks at her head.) We have effectively forestalled random toe-licking.
Posted by: Verity | August 07, 2004 at 06:36 AM
joshkr, not every female is against toe-licking....some of us are just fussy about having random strangers sneaking up and slurping away in public....
Posted by: slyeyes | August 07, 2004 at 07:02 PM
I'm surprised this guy hasn't gotten a swift kick in the toe-licker yet. I know if some guy tried to do that to me, he'd be Efferdent's next big customer.
Posted by: Gregg | August 07, 2004 at 09:33 PM
I like feet and I dont blame the guy I licked a girls feet and toes today and loved it it tasted great.so toe licking shoud be leagel.I would lick toes if it was leagel.feet are pretty I look at feet and toes all day and want to lick and suck toes all day I love feet and toes.You are smart haiku keep licking toes
Posted by: john | October 23, 2004 at 08:07 PM
john, please die.
Posted by: bastard_man | January 30, 2008 at 05:57 AM