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August 25, 2004
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I'm not gonna say it.
Posted by: Vol | August 25, 2004 at 09:01 AM
Sounds remotely similar to what my wife has to put up with.
Posted by: mudstuffin | August 25, 2004 at 09:06 AM
So the guy being whipped by a dead snake tried to defend himself against his attacker with a baseball bat ... and charges again HIM "are likely?"
Did the police use pepper spray to subdue these nimrods?
Posted by: MOTW | August 25, 2004 at 09:06 AM
Never bring a snake to a baseball bat fight.
Posted by: Writer's Cramp | August 25, 2004 at 09:07 AM
Well, Writer's Cramp narrowly beat me to pointing out key point number one. Luckily, I still have the opportunity to point out that "Release the Snake" WBAGNFAR album.
You're welcome,
Moe
Posted by: MOE | August 25, 2004 at 09:11 AM
put 'em all in with the scorpions. [assuming the scorpions don't object.]
Posted by: Lisa | August 25, 2004 at 09:16 AM
elle - you can whip me anytime. Use anything handy.
Posted by: echo | August 25, 2004 at 09:26 AM
ELLE- LOL!
Posted by: PETER | August 25, 2004 at 09:31 AM
golf clap for elle...
Now I have that damn earwig bugging me...
Posted by: Higgy | August 25, 2004 at 09:32 AM
Schwiiit-ta!
Man that guy is so snakey-whipped
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | August 25, 2004 at 09:34 AM
MKJ - excellent sound effects. Reminds me of Catwoman - yummy.
Posted by: echo | August 25, 2004 at 09:35 AM
New Jersey guys can get hostile
And your defense must be very agile
Against a baseball bat
There is one thing and that
Is assault with a deadly reptile
Posted by: slowlayne | August 25, 2004 at 09:58 AM
Higgy - what is a "golf clap"
Posted by: jenny | August 25, 2004 at 10:18 AM
GIS for "golf clap"
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | August 25, 2004 at 10:22 AM
Jersey sucks.
In Texas, if someone hits you with a dead snake, you get to take one of their pinky toes.
It's the law.
Posted by: Christobol | August 25, 2004 at 10:37 AM
What a PANSY snake!
6 ft long and someone steps on it and it dies?
THAT is either obesity in America or it had to die, it was natural selection.
Unfortunately it wasn't poisonous and never got the chance to remove the other two idiots from the picture.
Posted by: crash | August 25, 2004 at 11:34 AM
Dad completely misunderstood when Kenneth said he wanted to show his daughter his "black snake".
Posted by: Writer's Cramp | August 25, 2004 at 03:00 PM
And no one mentioned that Dead Reptiles wbagnfarb so I will. Oh, I did.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 25, 2004 at 07:26 PM
It occurs to me that as well as the WAGNFARB aspect of it, Dead Snake Whips would make a great addition to the Christmas Gift Guide ... what to get for the person who has everything!
Posted by: Kat | August 25, 2004 at 11:01 PM
Kat: or for real excitement, how about Live Snake Whips?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 26, 2004 at 05:45 AM
Life imitates Art. I just finished reading compadre Carl Hiaasen's novel "Basket Case," in which the protagonist bludgeons an intruder with a frozen-hard monitor lizard.
Surely the bad guys are not reading our heros??
Posted by: Lenore | August 26, 2004 at 10:39 AM
Jeff.. good point... for the person in your life who wants to live dangerously... or really dangerously.. you could go for Live Poisonous Snake Whips.. a new take on Russian Roulette
Posted by: Kat | August 26, 2004 at 11:57 AM
This is the reason I love living in New Jersey!
Posted by: Joisey Boy | August 30, 2004 at 07:28 AM